"WHY ME?!?!?!?! WHY AM I CURSED IN THIS BODY!?!?" I wailed hoping that it was loud enough for the person behind this predicament would step forward and admit to putting me into Bobby's body and Bobby into... wait a second. BOBBY!
I suddenly became well aware of my surroundings. Hank, doubled over with his giant paws covering his ears to avoid my screaming. Plant, looks like it's about to die. Oh yeah, That's where I throw my cigar butts away if I'm too lazy to actually find a garbage can. Carpet, red like the blood in a steak. A very mouthwatering appetizing delicious steak! Yum...ok now I'm getting sidetracked. Bobby's body, Looks the same except I'M FREAKIN' IN HIS HEAD!
I gotta tell Hank what's going on! He's a doctor, he'll figure it out.
"Hank..." I say, I'm immensely more calm than before. The problem is going to be solved!
I look over at Hank and notice that one eyelid is slowly opening after being clenched so tightly. Here comes the other eye now. My eyes scan over him waiting for him to get out of his ridiculous looking position. I watch as he slowly lifts his paws off of his ears and stands up to his full height. There we go, first step complete, I have Hank's attention. Next step, tell Hank who I am.
"It's me. Logan." I tell him.
I was not expecting Hank to double over again. Especially from laughter.
I growled menacingly towards the blue man, little did I know that would cause Hank to gasp for air more desperately as he howled with laughter. I guess I would laugh to if Robert Drake growled at me.
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Ok... perhaps staying in Jean's outfit instead of changing right away was a bad idea. I soooooooo regret not bringing any spare clothes. Now I got to try and make it to Wolverine's room with out being spotted. So far I'm hiding in a plant and well, let's just say, Wolverine is too bulky to play hide and go seek! Now what was the way to his room again? Oh yeah! Right, left, left and then second door to the right.
I turn right and dash to the end of the hall and turn left. Seeing no one there I dash to the end of the hall again and turn. I should be watching what I turn into, especially if I am Wolverine running up and down the mansion wearing Jean's now torn outfit. Oh well no need to worry, I'm there anyways.
I froze. If I could open my mouth, I'd scream. If I could run, I would. There, staring at me square in the eye, was Wolverine... er... me... uh... Wolverine in my body. I could feel the blood draining out of my face. I was soooo dead.
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I was seriously considering murdering Hank. Lucky thing for Hank, Bobby decided to prance into the hallway that we were in with my body looking like a drag queen. He's dead.
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Sorry that my updates take soooooooo long. I'm a busy girl and I have very little spare time, but I'll try my darndest to get you all these updates.
I suddenly became well aware of my surroundings. Hank, doubled over with his giant paws covering his ears to avoid my screaming. Plant, looks like it's about to die. Oh yeah, That's where I throw my cigar butts away if I'm too lazy to actually find a garbage can. Carpet, red like the blood in a steak. A very mouthwatering appetizing delicious steak! Yum...ok now I'm getting sidetracked. Bobby's body, Looks the same except I'M FREAKIN' IN HIS HEAD!
I gotta tell Hank what's going on! He's a doctor, he'll figure it out.
"Hank..." I say, I'm immensely more calm than before. The problem is going to be solved!
I look over at Hank and notice that one eyelid is slowly opening after being clenched so tightly. Here comes the other eye now. My eyes scan over him waiting for him to get out of his ridiculous looking position. I watch as he slowly lifts his paws off of his ears and stands up to his full height. There we go, first step complete, I have Hank's attention. Next step, tell Hank who I am.
"It's me. Logan." I tell him.
I was not expecting Hank to double over again. Especially from laughter.
I growled menacingly towards the blue man, little did I know that would cause Hank to gasp for air more desperately as he howled with laughter. I guess I would laugh to if Robert Drake growled at me.
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Ok... perhaps staying in Jean's outfit instead of changing right away was a bad idea. I soooooooo regret not bringing any spare clothes. Now I got to try and make it to Wolverine's room with out being spotted. So far I'm hiding in a plant and well, let's just say, Wolverine is too bulky to play hide and go seek! Now what was the way to his room again? Oh yeah! Right, left, left and then second door to the right.
I turn right and dash to the end of the hall and turn left. Seeing no one there I dash to the end of the hall again and turn. I should be watching what I turn into, especially if I am Wolverine running up and down the mansion wearing Jean's now torn outfit. Oh well no need to worry, I'm there anyways.
I froze. If I could open my mouth, I'd scream. If I could run, I would. There, staring at me square in the eye, was Wolverine... er... me... uh... Wolverine in my body. I could feel the blood draining out of my face. I was soooo dead.
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I was seriously considering murdering Hank. Lucky thing for Hank, Bobby decided to prance into the hallway that we were in with my body looking like a drag queen. He's dead.
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Sorry that my updates take soooooooo long. I'm a busy girl and I have very little spare time, but I'll try my darndest to get you all these updates.
