Coco's Beauty Shop
Crash: Coco, is working on your laptop the only thing you know how to do? Because it sure seems like it.
Coco: Shut up Crash is flapp'n your mouth about useless crap the only thing you know how to do. Eh.Eh?
Crash: Well, yeah but that's beside the point. What I'm trying to say is you should do more with your life besides work on your laptop and criticize me.
Coco: Wow! For once you actually have a point but what kind of thing should I do?
Crash: How about a lumberjack?
Coco: As if
Crash: Okay then, how about become a character in a video game?
Coco: Boy! You really are an idiot. I'm already in one WITH YOU! I've got it! I should open a beauty shop so I can fix up the ugly people around here like you.
Crash: Yeah! Hey!
Ten Days Later
Coco: Wow! This should be a real success as long a Crash doesn't come along to screw it up.
Cortex: Coco my dear friend I've been meaning to talk to you.
Coco: Forget it Cortex I'm not gonna help you destroy the world.
Cortex: Darn, well then I'll fly solo but I might as well look good doing it. Could you give me a facial and hair cut?
Coco: Sure! 'cause I'm sure tired of looking at your ugly face
Later On
Coco: All done. Thank God
Cortex: Well don't I look sexy! Ooooh. I could kiss myself I look so hot.
Coco: Yeah, yeah, your done now get out your scaring away my customers.
Tiny: Tiny not know Coco teach class.
Coco: Tiny what is with the leotard?
Tiny: You mean this isn't Yoga?
Coco: Yep.
Tiny: Oh, sorry. Tiny be going.
Dingodile: Good' day mate. Listen I burned my face while trying to burn your place down so I was wondering if you could fix it up.
Coco: You expect me to fix your face after you try to burn down this place?
Dingodile: Uh.Duh!
Coco: No!
Dingodile: I'll dominate your brother if you agree.
Coco: Okay!
Twenty minutes later
Coco: Done.
Dingodile: Thanks Shelia. Now let me go find your bro.
Coco: What has gotten into the villains lately. They've become so vane.
Crash: Coco do you have any idea why Dingodile fried me?!
Coco: No! Now go away your freaking out the customers.
Crash: Yeah I know I look screwed up that's why I came here so I can look normal again.
Coco: But Crash you have always been ugly and there is nothing I can do to change that.
Crash: (snort,burp) I'm not ugly. Am I? What will become of me. This means I can't enter the beauty pageant. Noooooooooo!
Coco: I rest my case.
Crash: Coco, is working on your laptop the only thing you know how to do? Because it sure seems like it.
Coco: Shut up Crash is flapp'n your mouth about useless crap the only thing you know how to do. Eh.Eh?
Crash: Well, yeah but that's beside the point. What I'm trying to say is you should do more with your life besides work on your laptop and criticize me.
Coco: Wow! For once you actually have a point but what kind of thing should I do?
Crash: How about a lumberjack?
Coco: As if
Crash: Okay then, how about become a character in a video game?
Coco: Boy! You really are an idiot. I'm already in one WITH YOU! I've got it! I should open a beauty shop so I can fix up the ugly people around here like you.
Crash: Yeah! Hey!
Ten Days Later
Coco: Wow! This should be a real success as long a Crash doesn't come along to screw it up.
Cortex: Coco my dear friend I've been meaning to talk to you.
Coco: Forget it Cortex I'm not gonna help you destroy the world.
Cortex: Darn, well then I'll fly solo but I might as well look good doing it. Could you give me a facial and hair cut?
Coco: Sure! 'cause I'm sure tired of looking at your ugly face
Later On
Coco: All done. Thank God
Cortex: Well don't I look sexy! Ooooh. I could kiss myself I look so hot.
Coco: Yeah, yeah, your done now get out your scaring away my customers.
Tiny: Tiny not know Coco teach class.
Coco: Tiny what is with the leotard?
Tiny: You mean this isn't Yoga?
Coco: Yep.
Tiny: Oh, sorry. Tiny be going.
Dingodile: Good' day mate. Listen I burned my face while trying to burn your place down so I was wondering if you could fix it up.
Coco: You expect me to fix your face after you try to burn down this place?
Dingodile: Uh.Duh!
Coco: No!
Dingodile: I'll dominate your brother if you agree.
Coco: Okay!
Twenty minutes later
Coco: Done.
Dingodile: Thanks Shelia. Now let me go find your bro.
Coco: What has gotten into the villains lately. They've become so vane.
Crash: Coco do you have any idea why Dingodile fried me?!
Coco: No! Now go away your freaking out the customers.
Crash: Yeah I know I look screwed up that's why I came here so I can look normal again.
Coco: But Crash you have always been ugly and there is nothing I can do to change that.
Crash: (snort,burp) I'm not ugly. Am I? What will become of me. This means I can't enter the beauty pageant. Noooooooooo!
Coco: I rest my case.
