Coco's Beauty Shop

Crash: Coco, is working on your laptop the only thing you know how to do? Because it sure seems like it.

Coco: Shut up Crash is flapp'n your mouth about useless crap the only thing you know how to do. Eh.Eh?

Crash: Well, yeah but that's beside the point. What I'm trying to say is you should do more with your life besides work on your laptop and criticize me.

Coco: Wow! For once you actually have a point but what kind of thing should I do?

Crash: How about a lumberjack?

Coco: As if

Crash: Okay then, how about become a character in a video game?

Coco: Boy! You really are an idiot. I'm already in one WITH YOU! I've got it! I should open a beauty shop so I can fix up the ugly people around here like you.

Crash: Yeah! Hey!

Ten Days Later

Coco: Wow! This should be a real success as long a Crash doesn't come along to screw it up.

Cortex: Coco my dear friend I've been meaning to talk to you.

Coco: Forget it Cortex I'm not gonna help you destroy the world.

Cortex: Darn, well then I'll fly solo but I might as well look good doing it. Could you give me a facial and hair cut?

Coco: Sure! 'cause I'm sure tired of looking at your ugly face

Later On

Coco: All done. Thank God

Cortex: Well don't I look sexy! Ooooh. I could kiss myself I look so hot.

Coco: Yeah, yeah, your done now get out your scaring away my customers.

Tiny: Tiny not know Coco teach class.

Coco: Tiny what is with the leotard?

Tiny: You mean this isn't Yoga?

Coco: Yep.

Tiny: Oh, sorry. Tiny be going.

Dingodile: Good' day mate. Listen I burned my face while trying to burn your place down so I was wondering if you could fix it up.

Coco: You expect me to fix your face after you try to burn down this place?

Dingodile: Uh.Duh!

Coco: No!

Dingodile: I'll dominate your brother if you agree.

Coco: Okay!

Twenty minutes later

Coco: Done.

Dingodile: Thanks Shelia. Now let me go find your bro.

Coco: What has gotten into the villains lately. They've become so vane.

Crash: Coco do you have any idea why Dingodile fried me?!

Coco: No! Now go away your freaking out the customers.

Crash: Yeah I know I look screwed up that's why I came here so I can look normal again.

Coco: But Crash you have always been ugly and there is nothing I can do to change that.

Crash: (snort,burp) I'm not ugly. Am I? What will become of me. This means I can't enter the beauty pageant. Noooooooooo!

Coco: I rest my case.