Chapter 3: Chaotic Stampedes
The gates of Kainan High, Shoyo High, and Ryonan High were unsuccessful in keeping the students in their schools.
In Ryonan High.
Nitni: Oni chan! Oni chan!
Koshino: ??? What's going on? Why are the Ryonan students running outside? It's causing a chaotic stampede.
Nitni: Everybody's rushing to the train station to witness the "you know" in Shohoku High.
Koshino: Oh, that one. I want to witness it too.
Nitni: By the way, have you seen my oni chan?
Koshino: Akira Sendoh is right there! Let's go there!
[Nitni and Koshino approaches Akira Sendoh.]
Nitni: [To Sendoh] Oni chan! Let's go to Shohoku High to witness the "you know".
Sendoh: Uhm. Okay.
Koshino: Wait for me! I'll just call the others.
And so, in the train.
Uozumi: Are we complete?
Koshino: Hai! I checked our attendance!
Nitni: Did anyone bring a camcorder?
Fukuda: I brought a camcorder.
Uekusa: I brought a camera and some extra rolls of film.
Ikegami: Did anyone bring snacks?
Sendoh: I cooked buttered fish with lemon zest for all of us! I also brought a jug of lemonade..
Everybody: [Except Nitni and Sendoh] Uh-oh.
So much for Ryonan High, in Shoyo High.
[Hanagata attempts to drag Fujima out of Shoyo High. The other Shoyo students are squeezing their way out too.]
Fujima: Hanagata, I don't see why it is necessary for us to see the "you know" in Shohoku High.
Hanagata: [In a manly voice] Because.
[Hanagata suddenly rubs his face wildly into Fujima's chest.]
Fujima: [SCREAMS REALLY LOUD IN A DRAMATIC AND AGONIZING WAY]
And so, the Shoyo students have finally boarded their transportation to Shohoku High.
Meanwhile.
[Hanagata harshly throws Fujima into their transportation to Shohoku High.]
Fujima: [In an angry voice] Hey! That hurts! Hanagata, tell me the truth, are you gay?
Hanagata: [In a manly voice] No.
Fujima: [Still in an angry voice] Then explain to me the reason why you are doing this.
Hanagata: [In a manly voice] What? I am just getting ourselves a ride to Shohoku High.
[Hanagata suddenly rubs his face wildly into Fujima's chest.]
Fujima: [SCREAMS REALLY LOUD IN A DRAMATIC AND AGONIZING WAY] Not again! No! No! Nooooooo.!
While in Kainan High.
Three faces were recognized amongst the wild stampede of Kainan students rushing out of the school grounds to seek transportation to Shohoku High.
Kiyota: Jin, I don't really know why we have to follow Maki.
Jin: .
Kiyota: Speak up innocent guy!!
Maki: [From quite a distance] Kiyota! Jin! Hurry up! I don't want to miss this [Drool, drool] "you know" event.
[Kiyota and Jin turn blue wide-eyed with their mouths open wide.]
Kiyota: Jin, tell me. Is it opposite day today or is Maki gay?
Jin: .
The gates of Kainan High, Shoyo High, and Ryonan High were unsuccessful in keeping the students in their schools.
In Ryonan High.
Nitni: Oni chan! Oni chan!
Koshino: ??? What's going on? Why are the Ryonan students running outside? It's causing a chaotic stampede.
Nitni: Everybody's rushing to the train station to witness the "you know" in Shohoku High.
Koshino: Oh, that one. I want to witness it too.
Nitni: By the way, have you seen my oni chan?
Koshino: Akira Sendoh is right there! Let's go there!
[Nitni and Koshino approaches Akira Sendoh.]
Nitni: [To Sendoh] Oni chan! Let's go to Shohoku High to witness the "you know".
Sendoh: Uhm. Okay.
Koshino: Wait for me! I'll just call the others.
And so, in the train.
Uozumi: Are we complete?
Koshino: Hai! I checked our attendance!
Nitni: Did anyone bring a camcorder?
Fukuda: I brought a camcorder.
Uekusa: I brought a camera and some extra rolls of film.
Ikegami: Did anyone bring snacks?
Sendoh: I cooked buttered fish with lemon zest for all of us! I also brought a jug of lemonade..
Everybody: [Except Nitni and Sendoh] Uh-oh.
So much for Ryonan High, in Shoyo High.
[Hanagata attempts to drag Fujima out of Shoyo High. The other Shoyo students are squeezing their way out too.]
Fujima: Hanagata, I don't see why it is necessary for us to see the "you know" in Shohoku High.
Hanagata: [In a manly voice] Because.
[Hanagata suddenly rubs his face wildly into Fujima's chest.]
Fujima: [SCREAMS REALLY LOUD IN A DRAMATIC AND AGONIZING WAY]
And so, the Shoyo students have finally boarded their transportation to Shohoku High.
Meanwhile.
[Hanagata harshly throws Fujima into their transportation to Shohoku High.]
Fujima: [In an angry voice] Hey! That hurts! Hanagata, tell me the truth, are you gay?
Hanagata: [In a manly voice] No.
Fujima: [Still in an angry voice] Then explain to me the reason why you are doing this.
Hanagata: [In a manly voice] What? I am just getting ourselves a ride to Shohoku High.
[Hanagata suddenly rubs his face wildly into Fujima's chest.]
Fujima: [SCREAMS REALLY LOUD IN A DRAMATIC AND AGONIZING WAY] Not again! No! No! Nooooooo.!
While in Kainan High.
Three faces were recognized amongst the wild stampede of Kainan students rushing out of the school grounds to seek transportation to Shohoku High.
Kiyota: Jin, I don't really know why we have to follow Maki.
Jin: .
Kiyota: Speak up innocent guy!!
Maki: [From quite a distance] Kiyota! Jin! Hurry up! I don't want to miss this [Drool, drool] "you know" event.
[Kiyota and Jin turn blue wide-eyed with their mouths open wide.]
Kiyota: Jin, tell me. Is it opposite day today or is Maki gay?
Jin: .
