Chapter 8: The Park Monster

The awaited Saturday finally came. Hisashi Mitsui, Kyuu, Rukawa, Sendoh, Nitni, and Koshino hung out with each other. (And was it embarrassing that among Rukawa and Sendoh who were younger, Hisashi Mitsui was the shortest.) So, they had a picnic in a nearby park. All except Hisashi Mitsui were setting up the picnic. An innocent girl suddenly passed by.

Hisashi Mitsui: Hey you! Come over here!

Mitsumi: ??? Me??? [Comes towards Hisashi Mitsui]

Hisashi Mitsui: [Slightly lifts his shirt] Aren't my abs cute?

Mitsumi blushed, screamed, and ran off.

Hisashi Mitsui: ??? [Then spots another girl] You over there, I'll show you something.

Kasumi: ??? [But approaches anyway]

Hisashi Mitsui: Look at my abs, they're so pretty. [Lifts his shirt a bit]

Kasumi screamed and ran off blushing.

Nitni: [Calls Sendoh's attention by poking him in the back] Look at that weirdo, oni chan.

Sendoh: [Sees Hisashi Mitsui showing his abs around] No!! No!! [Shields himself from Hisashi Mitsui's shadow] I am decent!!! I-- I. [Continues to be delirious] I shouldn't see evil!!!

And while Sendoh spoke against evil, on the other side of the park.

Mitsumi: [Looked so freaked out] Park. Monster. Devilishly cute. Stitch.

Ayako: It must have been terrible!!!

Kasumi: Indeed, it was. He may probably be recognized if you spot a stitch near his chin. I am warning all the girls in our community.

Haruko: I'm scared.

Sakuragi: Don't worry Haruko san! I'm here!!!

Ryota: Let's hunt the park monster!!! [Then whispers to himself] For Ayachan.

Akagi: .

Back on the other side.

Kamirou: [Sees Hisashi Mitsui] [Murmurs] Something's telling me that he's the park monster.

Hisashi Mitsui: [Sees Kamirou] Hello! Do you want to see a little surprise.?

Kamirou: Uh-oh.

Okay, you know what happened. A loud scream was heard throughout the park.

Ryota: Let's go!!! Let's hunt him down!

Kasumi: I hear the scream coming from that direction.

And they make their way there. And while they run their way.

Hisashi Mitsui: [Sees a girl in a cloak] ??? Well, anyway. Hey there! Come here and I will show you something.

[The girl silently approaches]

Hisashi Mitsui: [Freak out] . Uh. What's your name?

Girl: .

Hisashi Mitsui: Excuse me..? [Gets a little curious] [Pulls the cloak] [GASP]

Hanagata: Hehehehehehehehe.

Hisashi Mitsui: Uh-oh. You're not a girl. H. H-he. HHHHHEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!!

And so the park monster hunter comes.

Ryota: Nani?????

Akagi: Serves him right.

Hisashi Mitsui: Help me!!! Help me!!! Help me!!!

Everybody: [Laughs at Hisashi Mitsui] Hahahahaha!!! You deserve it!!!

Fujima: [Comes to the scene] He's finally over with me.

Akagi: [Grin]

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

Sendoh: And please finally come to the conclusion that I am not gay. Thank You.