Ok this is prolly gunna be a very short and pointless fic i know that is no wayto start out but hey! If you have not read the fifth book donot read it has possible spoilers in k well here it is. ANd it is very very OOC I do not own Hp the wonderfulJKR duz :)



We got a new teacher this year for D.A.D.A Her name: Professor Umbridge. I can't stand her she gave me a detention for telling everyone ol' Voldie was alive and now i ma on myway there.

" Ah yes Mr. Potter You are late now sit down you have to do lines..here use this quill" She handed me a quill with an extordinalry sharp tip I sat down and asked her " What do you want to me write"

" I will not tell lies and you are not to stop once until I say" She retorted looking rather happy. I start to write as I write the first word I feel this searing pain in my hand I look down and see the letter I scetched in my hand and blood running down from it. I figuer this is a game a battel of the minds and wills well I'll show her.

" Professor UMbridge I have a question" He asked Timidly

" what is that potter" she said in a very sicking sweet tone.

" why do I have to write this for I never told a lie"

" Because He-who-must-not-be-named is not back"

" Who Voldemort why do you call him that he has a name well that would be Tom Riddle but he like voldemort right now he is very happy i can feel is yah know...Didn't know that oh yah your probally working for him aren't you and right now he is not happy he doesn't need me dead yah know oh yah also did you know your a bitch yah that to-"

" That's IT !!!!!!! Goto Professor Mcgonagal"

" Sure" He got up and walked to his head's office and knocked.

" Oh potter is there something you need" He holds up a pink piece of paper and she ripps it open.

Dear Mirneva you student has been direspectful and said HIS name and told me i work for him. and he called me the B word

" Potter is this true"

" Yes it is and she does work for him Voldie told me I can here his thoats i know his every move and now i will capture him. Bwahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhashahahahahahahahahjahahazha" . He disappears in thin air and reappears in front of vodie.

" He how did you do that?"

" It is a muggel trick now die PINK BUNNIE ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!" A bunch of fluffy cute cuddley bunnies jump on voldie and start to lick him to death

" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Voldie scream

" Now get the death eaters" Harry Ordered

" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" the deatheaters say

" NO go get Umbitch" and he diappears and reappears back at hogwarts only in the slytheirn dungeon

" Oh thankyou potter we were undewr the evil fluffy spell and we had to be mean thank you thank you"



And then harry woke up