Dark Side Of The Moon
A Real Ghostbusters/Sailor Moon Crossover
By Dan Ectodude Shannon
Chapter 2
Girl Problems
October 20, 1995
Lucky Black
3:17 P.M.
Dan was waiting for this day for 4 months. The return of his Girlfriend, Jamie Burfield. Jamie was Dan first girlfriend. He treated her like a princess.
The reason she left is because a month after she came to NY with Dan, her father had a heart attack, and so see had to go back to her home town of Oak Lawn to help aid her father. After 4 months, Dan received a postcard in the mail saying that She was coming back now that her father is better.
Dan was driving to his apartment to meet her there with only one thought on his mind: Give here a big hug and kiss.
Actually, Dan had 2 thoughts on his mind. Of course, hug and kiss, and he wondered if she was going to think he was crazy for becoming a Ghostbuster. Only time will tell, he thought.
When he got to his building, he saw a bright green Mustang sitting in front. That wasn't Jamie's car. He pulled up, got out of his truck, and looked at the car. After inspecting the car, he went in and started up the stairs to this apartment. When he got to the door, he went to put the key in the lock, when the door was flung open. Standing in the doorway, was a short girl with light brown hair and blue eyes. She was looking at him.
Dan: Jamie?
Jamie: Hi, Dan.
Dan: How did you get in?
Jamie: The key you gave me.
Dan:: Steps in:: How long have you been here?
Jamie: Long enough to say Good-Bye.
Dan: Good-Bye? What?
Jamie: I'm dumping you.
Dan: WHAT!?!
Jamie: You're no good for me.
Dan: Why?
Jamie: We seek different destinies, Daniel. Understand?
Dan: Apparently not. You seem to have me at a loss.
Out of the bedroom stepped a man that was 5' 9". Not exactly the same size as Dan, just a little shorter.
Jamie: Dan, this is Jeff.
Dan: Oh, really? ::To Jeff:: So is that your Mustang? ::To Jamie:: Is this why you dumped me? Because this dickhead has a Mustang? Has money?
Jamie: No, because you don't have a job. You're a slacker.
Dan: Hey, I got a job! You wanna talk slackers, look at beffy here... he's living off of mommy and daddy.
Jamie: You have a job? What job did you get? Flipping burgers?
Dan: No. I became a Ghostbuster, thank you!
Jeff: I'll be out in the car. ::Walks out::
Jamie: A Ghostbuster?!? Not only are you a slacker, your crazy!
Dan: Yeah, maybe I am! I ran out of job offerings! I was on my last leg! The one thing you can't say, is that I didn't get a job!
Jamie: Well you better hope they offer shelter, because I just told your landlord that you were building EM devices! So now you have 3 hours to pack your shit, and get out! Or else!
Dan: "Or Else" what?
Jamie: Or else he's going to call the FBI on you!
Dan: Why did you do that?!?
Jamie: Just to show you I wasn't kidding!
She walked to the door, and way about to step out, when she turned back to Dan, and said...
Jamie: Bye, Dan! Hope you have a good life in prison!
Dan looked out the window and saw the Green Mustang roll away. The last thing he saw before the car pulled away, was the Illinois state license plate. It read "DUSTANG". He looked around, and saw a wallet on the floor. He picked it up and looked inside of it. It was Jamie's new boyfriend's wallet. Dan read the drivers license aloud...
Dan: Jeff Conrad. 2731 Alton Dr. Oak Lawn, Ill.
Dan stopped for a minuet. If this guy dropped his wallet...
Dan: Two wrongs don't make a right, but it sure as hell makes me feel better!
He picked up the phone, and called the police. He filed a stolen vehicle report.
***
Ghostbusters HQ
5:20
Janine was sitting at her desk, reading a magazine, when a knock came at the door. She stood up, walked to the door, and opened it to find Dan carrying a red bin full of his stuff.
Janine: Dan? I thought you were off because...
Dan:: Cutting in:: She dumped me.
Janine: Oh, God! I'm sorry.
Dan: Don't be.
Janine: Well, what are you doing here, though?
Dan: She kicked me out of my apartment.
Janine: Well, if it's your apartment...
Dan: She found a way to get me evicted. Now that I don't have a place to live, I have to move in here.
Janine: The guys are not going to like this.
Dan: I don't like it, either, but I don't have anywhere else to go. Don't worry, I didn't have much in my apartment. All I had was computer equipment, clothes, and my electronic stuff. I'd prefer not to talk about it.
Just then, Ecto-1 pulls into the garage area of the firehouse. Out of the drivers seat, steps Winston. He gets out and stretches as the others step out of the '59 Cadillac.
Winston: God, it's been a while since I've driven! At least I know I'll be fine if I drive.
Peter: Dan's driving getting to you?
Winston: Man, he's a horrible driver! It's a wonder he passed this drivers exam!
Ray and Egon were the last to step out of the car, holding smoking ghost traps by their cords...
Ray: Don't look now, but Dan's standing right over there.
Dan had turned his attention to Winston, while shooting him a look.
Winston: No offence, Dan.
Dan: ::gruff voice:: I guess we're a little late for that, aren't we?
Dan took the red bin he was holding upstairs. When he walked out of sight, Ray and Egon went to the basement.
Egon: Ray and I'll get the traps.
Winston and Peter walked up to Janine's desk, and Peter dropped a yellow paper on the desk...
Peter: Mr. Crate paid with Master Card. Drop that in the folder, will ya, Janine?
Janine: Yes, Dr. Venkman.
Peter: When will you start calling me Peter again?
Janine: When I feel like it.
Winston: What's the matter with Dan? Wasn't he going to see his girlfriend?
Janine: He did. He got back not too long ago.
Peter: What happened?
Janine: She came back, dumped him, and had him evicted from his apartment.
Winston: That could explain the attitude.
Peter: What's in the bin?
Janine: His stuff.
Peter: Oh no, don't tell me his moving in here!
Janine: He's moving in here.
Peter: I told you not to tell me that!
Janine: Look, don't bother him, guys. Something really bad happened to him today, and he could really use your support.
Peter: Sorry. I'm not really used to having him here so often.
Winston: Well, we might have to get used to it now.
Egon and Ray came out of the basement with empty trap cassettes, and placed them in the back of Ecto-1. They then took off their uniforms, and placed them in their proper lockers. They walked over to Janine's desk, and joined the conversation...
Ray: I don't know. I'm starting to wonder about him. After what happened 3 nights ago, he's been acting strange. Do you think that dream is getting to him?
Egon: It has put him under a state of confusion in which may interfere with his regular train of thought. It's a possibility. I might have to take a PKE scan just to be sure he isn't under telepathic influence.
Winston: Come on, Egon. Maybe all we have to do is talk to the man. After all, he did just get dumped. He might not be the happiest person in the world at the moment, and he could really use the support.
***
Peter and Winston walked up to the 2nd floor sleeping quarters. They saw Dan on the other side of the room hooking up his computer.
Winston: Hey Dan. What are ya doing?
Dan turned his attention from the metal box he was plugging cords into, and looked at his fellow Ghostbusters...
Dan: What's it to you?
Winston: Look, Dan, I'm sorry about the bad driving crack. I shouldn't of said the you were a bad driver.
Dan: Don't waste your time. I've heard enough sorrow for today.
Peter: Dan, I know you're taking this break-up hard, but you can't let it get to you the way it is.
Dan: It's not just the break-up, it a facture of other things, too. I have so much shit running through my mind right now, I can't seem to place anything!
Peter: I honestly think you're still upset about not believing you about the dream.
Dan: You think I'm some kind of nut? Look, believe it, don't believe it... just don't bother me with it!
Winston: You really believe she's real, don't you?
Dan stood in silence for a moment, and just looked at Winston and Peter. After a minuet of asking the question, Dan responded...
Dan: Look... Just leave me alone.
Winston and Peter discreetly walked out. Dan went back to work hooking up his computer.
Dan: God... Some people...
A female voice appeared...
Jupiter... Jupiter.
Dan looked around the room. He didn't see anyone. He shrugged his shoulders, and went back to work.
The voice called out again, this time louder...
JUPITER... JUPITER!
Dan: Who's there?!?
Help me, Jupiter! HELP ME!
Dan: ::drops computer:: Who's Jupiter? Where are you? Who are you?!?
Help! ::scream::
Dan: Oh Christ! I'M DELERIOUS!
To Be Continued...
A Real Ghostbusters/Sailor Moon Crossover
By Dan Ectodude Shannon
Chapter 2
Girl Problems
October 20, 1995
Lucky Black
3:17 P.M.
Dan was waiting for this day for 4 months. The return of his Girlfriend, Jamie Burfield. Jamie was Dan first girlfriend. He treated her like a princess.
The reason she left is because a month after she came to NY with Dan, her father had a heart attack, and so see had to go back to her home town of Oak Lawn to help aid her father. After 4 months, Dan received a postcard in the mail saying that She was coming back now that her father is better.
Dan was driving to his apartment to meet her there with only one thought on his mind: Give here a big hug and kiss.
Actually, Dan had 2 thoughts on his mind. Of course, hug and kiss, and he wondered if she was going to think he was crazy for becoming a Ghostbuster. Only time will tell, he thought.
When he got to his building, he saw a bright green Mustang sitting in front. That wasn't Jamie's car. He pulled up, got out of his truck, and looked at the car. After inspecting the car, he went in and started up the stairs to this apartment. When he got to the door, he went to put the key in the lock, when the door was flung open. Standing in the doorway, was a short girl with light brown hair and blue eyes. She was looking at him.
Dan: Jamie?
Jamie: Hi, Dan.
Dan: How did you get in?
Jamie: The key you gave me.
Dan:: Steps in:: How long have you been here?
Jamie: Long enough to say Good-Bye.
Dan: Good-Bye? What?
Jamie: I'm dumping you.
Dan: WHAT!?!
Jamie: You're no good for me.
Dan: Why?
Jamie: We seek different destinies, Daniel. Understand?
Dan: Apparently not. You seem to have me at a loss.
Out of the bedroom stepped a man that was 5' 9". Not exactly the same size as Dan, just a little shorter.
Jamie: Dan, this is Jeff.
Dan: Oh, really? ::To Jeff:: So is that your Mustang? ::To Jamie:: Is this why you dumped me? Because this dickhead has a Mustang? Has money?
Jamie: No, because you don't have a job. You're a slacker.
Dan: Hey, I got a job! You wanna talk slackers, look at beffy here... he's living off of mommy and daddy.
Jamie: You have a job? What job did you get? Flipping burgers?
Dan: No. I became a Ghostbuster, thank you!
Jeff: I'll be out in the car. ::Walks out::
Jamie: A Ghostbuster?!? Not only are you a slacker, your crazy!
Dan: Yeah, maybe I am! I ran out of job offerings! I was on my last leg! The one thing you can't say, is that I didn't get a job!
Jamie: Well you better hope they offer shelter, because I just told your landlord that you were building EM devices! So now you have 3 hours to pack your shit, and get out! Or else!
Dan: "Or Else" what?
Jamie: Or else he's going to call the FBI on you!
Dan: Why did you do that?!?
Jamie: Just to show you I wasn't kidding!
She walked to the door, and way about to step out, when she turned back to Dan, and said...
Jamie: Bye, Dan! Hope you have a good life in prison!
Dan looked out the window and saw the Green Mustang roll away. The last thing he saw before the car pulled away, was the Illinois state license plate. It read "DUSTANG". He looked around, and saw a wallet on the floor. He picked it up and looked inside of it. It was Jamie's new boyfriend's wallet. Dan read the drivers license aloud...
Dan: Jeff Conrad. 2731 Alton Dr. Oak Lawn, Ill.
Dan stopped for a minuet. If this guy dropped his wallet...
Dan: Two wrongs don't make a right, but it sure as hell makes me feel better!
He picked up the phone, and called the police. He filed a stolen vehicle report.
***
Ghostbusters HQ
5:20
Janine was sitting at her desk, reading a magazine, when a knock came at the door. She stood up, walked to the door, and opened it to find Dan carrying a red bin full of his stuff.
Janine: Dan? I thought you were off because...
Dan:: Cutting in:: She dumped me.
Janine: Oh, God! I'm sorry.
Dan: Don't be.
Janine: Well, what are you doing here, though?
Dan: She kicked me out of my apartment.
Janine: Well, if it's your apartment...
Dan: She found a way to get me evicted. Now that I don't have a place to live, I have to move in here.
Janine: The guys are not going to like this.
Dan: I don't like it, either, but I don't have anywhere else to go. Don't worry, I didn't have much in my apartment. All I had was computer equipment, clothes, and my electronic stuff. I'd prefer not to talk about it.
Just then, Ecto-1 pulls into the garage area of the firehouse. Out of the drivers seat, steps Winston. He gets out and stretches as the others step out of the '59 Cadillac.
Winston: God, it's been a while since I've driven! At least I know I'll be fine if I drive.
Peter: Dan's driving getting to you?
Winston: Man, he's a horrible driver! It's a wonder he passed this drivers exam!
Ray and Egon were the last to step out of the car, holding smoking ghost traps by their cords...
Ray: Don't look now, but Dan's standing right over there.
Dan had turned his attention to Winston, while shooting him a look.
Winston: No offence, Dan.
Dan: ::gruff voice:: I guess we're a little late for that, aren't we?
Dan took the red bin he was holding upstairs. When he walked out of sight, Ray and Egon went to the basement.
Egon: Ray and I'll get the traps.
Winston and Peter walked up to Janine's desk, and Peter dropped a yellow paper on the desk...
Peter: Mr. Crate paid with Master Card. Drop that in the folder, will ya, Janine?
Janine: Yes, Dr. Venkman.
Peter: When will you start calling me Peter again?
Janine: When I feel like it.
Winston: What's the matter with Dan? Wasn't he going to see his girlfriend?
Janine: He did. He got back not too long ago.
Peter: What happened?
Janine: She came back, dumped him, and had him evicted from his apartment.
Winston: That could explain the attitude.
Peter: What's in the bin?
Janine: His stuff.
Peter: Oh no, don't tell me his moving in here!
Janine: He's moving in here.
Peter: I told you not to tell me that!
Janine: Look, don't bother him, guys. Something really bad happened to him today, and he could really use your support.
Peter: Sorry. I'm not really used to having him here so often.
Winston: Well, we might have to get used to it now.
Egon and Ray came out of the basement with empty trap cassettes, and placed them in the back of Ecto-1. They then took off their uniforms, and placed them in their proper lockers. They walked over to Janine's desk, and joined the conversation...
Ray: I don't know. I'm starting to wonder about him. After what happened 3 nights ago, he's been acting strange. Do you think that dream is getting to him?
Egon: It has put him under a state of confusion in which may interfere with his regular train of thought. It's a possibility. I might have to take a PKE scan just to be sure he isn't under telepathic influence.
Winston: Come on, Egon. Maybe all we have to do is talk to the man. After all, he did just get dumped. He might not be the happiest person in the world at the moment, and he could really use the support.
***
Peter and Winston walked up to the 2nd floor sleeping quarters. They saw Dan on the other side of the room hooking up his computer.
Winston: Hey Dan. What are ya doing?
Dan turned his attention from the metal box he was plugging cords into, and looked at his fellow Ghostbusters...
Dan: What's it to you?
Winston: Look, Dan, I'm sorry about the bad driving crack. I shouldn't of said the you were a bad driver.
Dan: Don't waste your time. I've heard enough sorrow for today.
Peter: Dan, I know you're taking this break-up hard, but you can't let it get to you the way it is.
Dan: It's not just the break-up, it a facture of other things, too. I have so much shit running through my mind right now, I can't seem to place anything!
Peter: I honestly think you're still upset about not believing you about the dream.
Dan: You think I'm some kind of nut? Look, believe it, don't believe it... just don't bother me with it!
Winston: You really believe she's real, don't you?
Dan stood in silence for a moment, and just looked at Winston and Peter. After a minuet of asking the question, Dan responded...
Dan: Look... Just leave me alone.
Winston and Peter discreetly walked out. Dan went back to work hooking up his computer.
Dan: God... Some people...
A female voice appeared...
Jupiter... Jupiter.
Dan looked around the room. He didn't see anyone. He shrugged his shoulders, and went back to work.
The voice called out again, this time louder...
JUPITER... JUPITER!
Dan: Who's there?!?
Help me, Jupiter! HELP ME!
Dan: ::drops computer:: Who's Jupiter? Where are you? Who are you?!?
Help! ::scream::
Dan: Oh Christ! I'M DELERIOUS!
To Be Continued...
