Dear Aragorn,

Merry, Pippin, Sam, and I will most certainly be there. We wouldn't miss it for the

world!! Sam and I will most likely arrive a few days before Merry and Pippin as I am

demanding they make repairs to Bag End as a result of their little mini- earthquake. Don't

ask. Oh, do you think you'll need food? We'll bring along a few wagons just in case,

along with a big bag of Old Tovey. ^_^ Oh, we'll also bring the muSHROOMS you

wanted. See you soon!

Frodo, Son of Drogo, Technical Destroyer of the One Ring, Lord and Master over Bag End

and the Life of Samwise Gamgee ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To My Old Friend Aragorn,

You can expect to see Gimli and I at the shower! We're looking forward to it. But

we have a few questions. 1) How different is this from your bachelor party? 2) Gimli

wants to know if you need any dwarvish liquor. Good stuff I might add. And 3) the

women's bathing areas are on the south side right? Do you think you could hook us up

with rooms on that side? We'll see you soon.

Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood, Single Most Sexy Elven Archer on Arda, Official

Spokesperson for Herbal Essences, 100% Absitively Posolutely STRAIGHT

(Contrary to What Seems to Be Popular Belief)

P.S. Do you still have that nifty pair of high-powered binoculars, or do we have to bring our

own?

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To My Favorite Foster Son (Please Note the Sarcasm)

I will be in attendance on Midsummer's Eve, so you can stop losing sleep over it. I

will be arriving with Gandalf. He's looking forward to it (at least one of us is). We will see

you in about a month.

Elrond Peredhil, Lord of Imladris, Herald of Gil-Galad, I'm Better Than the King of

Gondor, I've Got More Titles Than Him Too, Winner of Most Fascinating

Eyebrows of the Millennium Contest, Father of the Most Beautiful Being to Grace

Middle Earth Since Luthien, Very Irate Father-in-Law, etc., etc.

P.S. I highly doubt Arwen's mood swings could be any worse than her mother's were.

P.P.S. I guess Bilbo's coming with us as well. But I'll warn you, old age has taken its toll

on him, so don't be surprised if he does something stupid.



(A/N: Sorry this chapter's so short. I've been bogged down by college apps and haven't

had much time to exercise my insanity. ^_^ I'll try to update more often.)