You know the drill. I borowed Monica Tess Andrew and the dove, and
made up everyone else. PG sounds about right for the rating. Feedback
would be grately apprecated.
ANGELS AND INNOCENTS AND SINNERS, OH MY!

Jennifer caressed his face with her long piano fingers. "Oh darling
what would I ever do without you?" Bob with a sad smile said, "But
what if your parents find out?" "Drat them, drat them all!" Jennifer
said pouting. "I'm 40 years old, I can do what I like. I'm going to
change into something a bit more comftorble." She purred like a nauty
kitten as she walked away.

Ten minutes later Bob heard a crash, like a bowling ball thrown to the
floor. He screamed "NOOOOOOO!" As he ran to the bathroom. He shreiked
again when he saw her sprawled on the ground. "My God, why did this
have to happen to me? Why is she dead?" Her head was cracked open and
blood seeping over the porslain toilet bowl. Some of her teeth had
been knocked out, and lied in the floor, and her brains. The red lace
teddy she wore was like another skin. Her face and head were smashed
up bad. "My God, she is so beautiful!" He cried kissing her hair.



"Hi, Hannah." Said Felicity. "Hi, Felicity." Said Hannah. "Look
there's Mark, Darrin, Tasha, Summer, Betsy, Grace, Katie, and Billi,"
said Felicity. "Over here, Mark, Darrin, Tasha, Summer, Betsy, Grace,
Katie, and Billi," Hannah said. "Hi" said Darrin. "Hi." Said Mark.
"Hi." Said Tasha. "Hi." Said Summer. "Hi." Said Betsy. "Hi." Said
Grace. "Hi." Said Katie. "Hi." Said Billi. "Hi." Said Hannah and
Felicity.

"Did you hear how they found Ms. Kassey dead?" Said Mark. "Wasn't she
wearing a teddy?" Grace said. "Maybe she's not such a good girl as we
thought."

"Shut up, she's a fine lady." Darrin said, his freckles popping out.
"Oh, shut up." Said Felicity. "No, you shut up." Said Darrin. "What do
you know about her?" "What do you know about her, hot shot? Your just
defending her because she was pretty." Said Felicity. "I am not." Said
Darrin, "I will kick your teeth in!" "You damn fool!" said Felicity
rolling her eyes around in her head. "Shut up, the both of you." Grace
said.

"I think it's romantic." Betsy said. "Oh yes." Said Hannah. "Brains on
the Bathroom Floor--sounds like a beautiful love story." Mark gagged
and vommitted on the ground at the though of his teacher's blood on
the floor.



"Tess, why are we here?" said Monica dazed. "I don't know angel baby."
Said Tess. "I do." Says Andrew, popping out from nowhere. "A woman is
dead. I had to take her to purgatory last night. Thank God she
repented of her sin, so I didn't have to take her to the Emeny." "What
had she done?" Monica's eyes were wide. "She was a fornacater." Andrew
said. Monica blushed, she knew what that meant. "What do we do?" Said
Monica. "Help those kids find out what happened. They took the man she
was with to jail." Andrew said. Monica looked at the group of children
arguing loudly and a tear rolled down her cheek.



"I have to go home." Said Darrin "Me too." said Felicity. "Me too."
Said Betsy and Grace. "Me too." Said Billi and Katie. "Me too." Said
Summer and Tasha. "Me too." Said Mark and Hannah.

Hannah skipped away down the dusty street. She thought about her
teacher's blood on the floor and the janitor in prison and she laughed
deep in her throat. "You are a cruel person." Said a voice behind her.
"Have you no love for anyone?"

Hannah spun around real quick. "Who are you?" She yelled. Monica
smiled with gleaming teeth. "I am an angel sent by God to tell you
that He is ashamed of the way you are acting. He is a loving God but
He has had enough of your mean ways." Hannah's lip trembled and she
started to weep. "I don't want to go to hell." Hannah sobbed. "What
can I do?"

"Get the janitor out of jail." Said Monica. "Even fornacaters deserve
justice." "You mean he didn't bash her head on the toilet?" Hannah
said. "Goodness no!" A giggle shot out of Monica's mouth. "She did it
herself." "What!?" Screamed Hannah, wiping the sweat from the roof of
her mouth with the back of her hand. "Not on purpose." Said Monica.
"She was trying to make herself throw up the great big dinner she had
eaten before it turned into fat."

Hannah rinckled her nose. "She was bollimic?" Monica nodded her
shining red head. "She tripped just as she rammed her finger down her
throat." Monica said. "But what can I do?" Said Hannah. "I don't
know." Said Monica. "You read mystery novels." "Well, maybe there's
something." Said Hannah, a smile beginning to form on her face.



Well, Hannah talked to her friend the nurse and sure enough they found
marks on Jennifer's teeth, where stomache acid had eaten away the hard
white stuff that coats the teeth. And the long feminin piano forfinger
of her right hand had small ammounts of fresh vomit under the nails.

Well, the janitor was let out of prison that day. He was releived but
sad. He missed Jennifer's smile and laughter and cute butt already.
"But I'll get over her someday. There are other fish in the sea."

Betsy saw him leering at a girl across the hall and looked at him with
discussed. "How could he be so cold." She said. "When that woman loved
him." "I was just like him yesterday." Said Hannah. "Let me tell you
about an angel who changed my life..."

A dove flew over there heads and cooed wildly.