Disclaimer: i dont own any of these characters, and even this part of the plot isnt mine...this is out of a episode: the one after the superbowl...anyways...i wish it were mine...but its not...i hope you enjoy it anyway!
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Come on, Harry. Ron said, We're supposed to see Hermione in the Hospital Wing today

I know, Harry said, I just don't think I'm ready to see her yet. I mean, I'm still in a bit of a shock you know?

Yeah, I know... Ron paused and sighed, well, we can go tomorrow then. Alright, mate?



Well, don't want to be late for breakfast.

Harry and Ron went down to the Great Hall where they met Draco and, unfourtuatly, Pansy. Apparently she believed his story about him having something in his pocket...riiight...that's what it was. Ron couldn't believe how flaky she was. But this was normal for Draco. When he wasn't chasing Hermione, he was always after big boobs. We're not talking, you know, Cameron Diaz, we're talking Barbie boobs. Anyways, this didn't bother Ron, after all, now he had less competition.

Good morning, boys! Pansy said in a voice way to high pitched for the morning, and way too cheerful.

Mornin, Pansy, Ron managed to get out, still trying to make sure he could still hear. They walked over to the table and had a seat. Before they knew it, breakfast had appeared and Ron realized how hungry he was. He filled his plate with a bit of everything and dug in. As for Harry, he was engrossed in a conversation with (GASP...of ALL people!) Parvarti Patil.

Haven't talked to you in awhile, Harry, she said, helping herself to some eggs. I'm awfully sorry about Hermione, I know how close you two were.

Oh, well... Harry began, It's not too bad. I mean, she's only sleeping. It's not like she's dead or anything.

Smooth, mate. Real smooth Ron thought as he ate his bacon.

Parvati said, At least there's hope. So, what have you been up to lately? This conversation continued with more stupid responses from Harry and more small talk from Parvati until it had gotten to the point where Parvati was hitting on him.

Well, I've been having some trouble in Divination, she began, which was obviously a huge lie since Divination was her best class. Everyone knew Professor Trelawney ADORED her and Lavender. so, I was hoping maybe you could help me study... As she said this she slowly moved her hand up and down his thigh. That was enough to drive any guy mad, no wonder Harry said yes. That was just his hormones talking, any excuse to get some action. Ron knew this and was thinking this to himself as he ate. He was enjoying watching Harry struggle, he didn't get to do that very often.

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Well, when Jupiter is in line with Mars, what does that mean? Harry was busy quizzing Parvati on the alignment of the planets, the part she REALLY didn't understand.' It was all an act, this was obvious. But what was her motive? Ron didn't know, he didn't really care either. He was too busy worrying about Hermione. Ron excused himself and went to the bedroom to study, leaving the two love-birds' alone.

Ok, he's gone, Parvati pulled Harry over to the couch and threw him down. He was so caught off guard he was lying down on his back. She climbed on top of him and straddled him. She bent over and proceeded to kiss him as hard as she could. She licked his lips, begging for entrance, which he gave her willingly of course. There was not one bit of his mouth her tongue did not touch. She could feel what she was doing to him, the bulge in his pants became harder and harder. She smiled at herself and continued licking his tongue.

You know, she said between kisses. I was wondering if you had ever worn women's underwear... At this Harry pulled back and had a confused expression on his face.

No, why?

she said, kissing him again, I was thinking it'd be kinda sexy, if you wore mine. Tonight. At dinner. Harry pulled back again.

You want me to wear your panties?



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How you hangin in there, tiger? Parvati said, later that night at dinner, as she stroked his thigh again.

Some in, some out.

How come all I can think about is taking this piece of ice in my mouth, and licking you all over? Parvati said, holding up her goblet, looking at Harry with mysterious eyes.

Because I grew up with the Dursley's and God is making up for it? Harry was looking more turned on by the minute. Parvati's hand slid closer and closer to his quivering member (10 things i hate about you...a classic) with every stroke. She leaned over to whisper in his ear.

Meet me in the bathroom, as she got up to leave, she cupped him. She left the Great Hall and Harry sat still for a moment. Then he said in a very cheerful and upbeat tone,

I'm going to the bathroom now! He followed Parvati and opened the bathroom door. She led him into a stall.

Ok, mister. Let's see those panties. Harry dropped his pants and proceeded to take off his robes. Very nice, but to get the full effect I need to see them alone... Harry took off the rest of his clothes. Turn around, let me see the back He turned around and modeled the panties, not noticing Parvati opening the stall door and collecting his clothes.

So what do you think, Parvati? Parvati? He turned around to see Parvati standing there holding all his clothes.

It's payback time, for the worst Yule Ball EVER!

That was years ago! How could you still be mad about that?

Why don't you owl me in a few years and tell me if you're still mad about this. And with that, she left, leaving Harry in the bathroom wearing nothing but a pink girl thong.

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You know, Harry, Ron said, one of the strings on my guitar broke...

You don't have a guitar!

Yes I do! Anyways...hey, Harry, can I borrow your G-string?! Draco laughed his ass off for the third or fourth time that day. Ron and Draco had given Harry hell about the whole fiasco.

So how long have you been wanting to say that one?

Ron smiled, about 20 minutes...

End Chapter

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