Author's Note: ^_^ Gahhh! Sorry guys, I've been taking an swimming insructing course and
man... well I passed and so interviews this week for swimming position (go me!) Also good news
(well for people who mysteriously like my fics) I'm loking for a beta reader! So if anyone out
there maybe knows someone or is interested... I'm really terrible at this correcting my own stuff
thing... anyway, the upside you get to read my stuff way before I ever post it! *cricket cricket*
sigh... anyway on to thanks;

Koneko: No worries I'm gonna write another lemon for this story! Chibidark angel: Hehehe... no
worries ACTD I'm working on at the moment, but D is on me 24/7 to write... ~_~ I'm so tired.
SlytherinDreams: No worries Shou-chan revisits us in this chapter! Stray-cat: ~sigh~ that Shou-
chan I'm beginning to think I created a monster... Chara: Duo in black boxers... *drools on
keyboard* hell yeah! Skarlet Red: Ummm... thanks! Maybe I can convert you to the yaoi side...
Dree: DAMIT!!!! bad enough your making a ruckus at school... Fate-sama: No worries it all
comes together in this chapter... or at least I hope it does... asaroth69: hehehehe... evil Relena
shall get what's coming to her... *grinning manically* Shinikami Dragon: Arigatou for the
review! Fuji Fox: *gasp* no cookies *furiously types* penny: Oh hell yeah... Tenshi no Ai: Hell
yeah... ya need a plot because according to my friends I can't write PWPs, my short story for
English class was 33 pages ~_~. Renaissance: Thanks, I'm glad I could make you smile, that
what it's all about. PSL: I'm working hard here dude hope you like the new chapter! Dia: Ack! I
didn't mean to make it sad! Cheez wiz: *holds fingers nanometre's apart* I came this close to
killing her.. Kijin: Sorry about the cliffhanger... hehehe...

Now then without futher ad- *smash* T: I give you this crappy... I mean wonderful chapter...
samptra: ~_@.
Act 11 ~ Heero, Hero, and Thongs

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The beauty of the rising sun was lost on me as dark thoughts swirled around in my mind. Images
of my new found friends... Hilde and Wufei the strong relationship they shared... Quatre and
Trowa those two were just so cute... and Heero. My Heero. My hero. He saved me, never before
had I wanted to be with someone so bad. Scenes flashed before my vision with lightning speed,
those serious blue eyes, that unruly hair... the soft kisses and heated touches shared in the early
morning dawn...

What the hell was I doing?

Pulling over I dismounted to finish watching the sunrise, 7:30 am I was an hour form the school
and an hour from the rendevous point. You know when people talk about having one of those
'defining moments' in their lives? Well I guess you could say I was having one of those. It was
time for some truths, as much as I hated to admit it.

Sitting there watching the sun I finally gave into those little niggling doubts that had been
plaguing me since I received the message from G. Something wasn't right. There was more to
this story then meet the eye, for instance Shou has never gone on ahead without telling me... and
another G usually contacts me in...person... "Oh shit!" suddenly the pieces fell into place and I
was racing for my bike. "Oh damn it to hell!" how could I have been so stupid! I can't believe I
missed it before.

Taking a moment I glanced at my watch, it was 8 now... so if I was speeding... right! Kicking the
engine on, I revved hard going almost a hundred clicks. Berating myself for not seeing it sooner I
pushed the motorcycle to the max, this type of thing had to planned out just right or more then
one life was going to be lost today...

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Ten minutes to nine and I was racing down the deserted hallways towards the beasts lair so to
speak. The parking lot had been overflowing with camera crew vans, as well as limos that had
transported some of the most influential people of our time all in the auditorium... and I was
hurrying towards Relena's room.

Being the gentleman that I was, I didn't even knock as I kicked in the door breaking the flimsy
piece of wood clean off it's hinges. Breathing deeply I stepped inside... and was lost in a sea of
pink... oh god I've died and gone to hell. Everything was pink. The bed, the closet the animals,
hell even the computer.

Choking back my rising nausea at the horrendous monstrosity that had once been a room I set my
mind to the task at hand. Really I have nothing against the colour pink, hell my best friend is
pink, it's just any colour associated with Relena is bad. Anyway back to the task at hand,
hesitantly I started at the closet gulping at the acres of pink frilly things. Nothing here... next
came the shelves, and the desk, and bed... the last was the dresser.

This had to be the scariest thing I'd ever done. Hands shaking like a leaf I pulled open the bottom
draw... shirts. Trembling harder I pulled open the middle draw... pants. Really scared I gave
myself ample time to gather courage before slowly pulling open the final draw... and I'm
ashamed to say I screamed like a school girl.

There... this is what I'd been looking for, but I never thought it'd be this bad! Inside the draw was
pink p-ppp-pa... underwear, shudder Relena's undergarments... and on top of the lot was Shou
bound and gagged with what looked to be a thong. Whimpering with disgust I unwrapped my
friend hastily tossing away the disgusting little scrap of material.

"Shou!" quickly I hugged my him... well as well as one can hug a stuffed pink rabbit. "Shou I'm
sorry to put you through that torture! It was all my fault if only I had thought of the answer
sooner..." hugging back Shou nodded, "Damn straight it was your fault! But enough of that the
real problem is this conference Rele- " racing out the door and down the hall with Shou still on
my shoulder I grinned slightly, "It's ok Shou I already figured it out..."

Now all I had to do was get into the conference...being slightly more subtle this time I snuck in.
The room was silent except for the continuous click of camera's and Relena's harpy like voice
screeching across the room. Ok mission two accomplished, infiltrate the conference. That in it's
self is quite the feet seeing as I had two swords and a pink bunny on my shoulder.

Ok now if I was right... which happened once in a blue moon... then th- there! With the cat-like
reflexes I posses I was across the floor and leaping onto the stage just as the red light took a bead
on Relena. Pushing hard I was across the wooden stage, reaching Heero just in time to put him
out of the bullets reach. The whole room erupted in screams.

The dignitaries on stage where in an uproar, as were the people below as the jolted one another in
a vain attempt to escape. Unable to reassure Heero I bolted to the stage wings in time to grab the
man all in black, and carrying the hand gun.

He threw the first punch, but I threw the last and the stupid idiot who tried to hurt my Hee-chan
crumpled to the ground in an unconscious heap. "Duo, Relena!" Shou still on my shoulder had a
firm grip on my braid as I once more put my long legs into action speeding across to the so called
'Queen of the World', hmm... some queen she was trying to sneak away in the commotion.

"Oh no you don't bitch!" grabbing that long blond hair I yanked her backwards effectively
throwing her to the ground. Man that felt good. "You bastard who are you? What do you think
your doing? Do you know who I am? I'll su-" little miss bitch cut off as one of my swords found
her throat. Pressing the hard steel close to her neck I grinned at what had to have been my most
insane smiles, "Shut up, I got questions and you got answers. So here's how it's gonna work your
gonna answer me or I'm gonna cut out your voice box..." that felt better.

Turning white, then red, then purple, Relena finally settled on a nice blue tinged face before
nodding ever so slightly. I saw Heero get up and make his way over to us surprise etched in every
feature of his face. "Ok Relena why don't I start and you just nod ok?" again a tiny nod, mmm...
who said blond's were dumb.

"Right first off the knife... that I must say was rather smart. A small knife no pain right Relena?"
that blue colour went a little pale, "And then the sniper on the room, that was another stoke of
genius, eh? Get rid of obstacles in the way..." yup she was defiantly much paler now. " The bomb
in the club was another shot wasn't it? A way to go bigger and better, give the people what they
want..." indigent blue eyes had turned surprisingly icy. "Then the men the other day right? If you
can't have it no one can, can they Relena?" the people had been slowly entering the auditorium
as I spoke, perfect Relena you will be your own down fall... "Today again I foiled your attempt
didn't I, or were you going to valiantly throw yourself in front of Heero hoping to capture your
'one true love'?"

I meet the evil bitch stare for stare, those cold eyes now had as sort of malicious glint. Heero
having reached us was standing slightly apart, staring at Relena as well. Shou was I suppose just
as baffled as everyone else... yet no one made a sound. Finally it was Relena who broke the
tension, "How did you figure it out?" smiling grimily I held my sword in place, " Several things
really, first the people; all of them where ex-soldier. How do I know you ask? The clue was the
bomb I've only ever heard that sound on the battlefield, and only those who fought there know
the mechanics of making one. The technology is banned today." The people still in the
auditorium had hedged closer, "The real give away that seemed to bring everything together was
out conversation we had yesterday Relena, i.e. how the people could never do without you... and
how they would do anything you asked." Smiling again I pressed the sword a little closer, "But
the final nail in your coffin was the e-mail ordering me to return. If you had done a little research
Relena you should know important orders like that are delivered live... and Shou-chan would
never leave without me".

Feeling rather proud of my self, I was immensely satisfied as the blonde haired girl began to
tremble. "So Relena why not enlighten the rest of us exactly, why?" past the anger mark, she was
in an all out physcotic break down, "Why? Why? I'll tell you why! It was perfect! Only I could
think of it, what were to happen if the Queen of the world was hurt? The people would feel oh so
terrible, they'd hold me higher in standing. If poor little me got stabbed, of corse I would
survive..." That glint was madness I was sure.

"But then you showed up... I knew you were protecting me, so what better way then to die taking
a bullet for me? The stupid idiot didn't hit you anywhere vital..." light blue eyes widened till only
a pin prick of pupil was visible, man I was weirded out alright. "So what could I do your like a
cockroach so I sent you away... and got some lackey to plant the bomb. I knew Heero would save
me, and then we would be married. Then you showed up again!"

Furious eye's dilated till they became almost black it was like something from the 'Exorcist',
"Then I knew... you and your sick perversion had corrupted my perfect man. I knew though that I
could get rid of it, maybe a good beating was all he needed... but you came again..." man she was
making me out to be some kind of stalker. "Today though... your wrong... today Heero will die, if
I can't have him no one will!" screaming the last she wiped out the gun concealed beneath her
skirt.

Ok, someone has been watching too many movies. With a flick of the wrist I knocked the gun
from her hands sending the pistol skidding across the stage surface, "Relena did you really expect
that to work?" the crazy girl just started to laugh, and laugh... and laugh.

My Heero huddled near to me staring wide eyed at the hysterical girl on the floor, personally I
didn't want to touch her with a ten foot pole. "I'm the Queen! Me! All will follow me... there too
stupid to think for themselves!" caught up in her own delusional world, she barley realized when
several security guards carried her off.

Now if this where the movies... me being the hero would have to kiss the one I rescued meaning
Heero. Oh yeah... leaning down I was about to give my little honey the kissing of a lifetime when
Shou interrupted, "That was unexpected..." sending him a glare from the corner of my I, I
grunted before continuing on my course. "I mean who saw that comming? I mean Relena?"
sighing in frustration I pointed turned my head to look at the stuffed animal, "Shou I'm a little
busy right now..." gesturing to Heero I smiled slightly when a small pink head nodded in
agreement, "Sorry, sorry I'll shut up..." once more I stared in, "Not going to say a word not one
blessed word..." Heero was giggling and I was about to strangle my so called friend when... "Aw
the hell with it!"

Grabbing Heero close I dipped him over my arm, man I must have looked cool sword in one
hand a beauty on the other... and a pink rabbit on my shoulder. Screw it, inching closer I was
millimetres away from those delightfully pouty lips when, "DUO! Great job!" a hard slap winded
me causing a chain of events that left Heero on the floor and Shou dangling from the end of my
braid.

Wheezing I clutched my side, "What the hell ya want Tim!" my fellow F.O.P member grinned.
"Message, your mission is finished return for debriefing and a new assignment on L4..."

No... they were going to make me leave Hee-chan... again...

TBC...

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samptra: Whoo! Now I'm an Instructor!
Katie: Who cares where's the lemon???
Jay: Hehehehe... Squall and Siefer
samptra: Hehehe... I like Zell
T: *whips out gun*
samptra: *eyes very wide* AHHHHH!!!
Dree: Yeah new chapter! Now finish it!
samptra: Ok, ok... *ping* ~_~
T: ^_^