Hey pplz thank you for my one or two reviews..... *sniff* i feel slightly loved now.... anyways, I have decided
on an appearance changer, and it will occur in ch. 5.
Ch.4 A day in the life of a muggle
Snape suddenly felt the light from the window shining down on him. Horrible, horrible sun. He was
already getting tired of pretending to ignore the interesting-no, odd- muggle quirks. wait... let me rephrase that
for him... He was getting tired of the odd muggle quirks. Yes. That was how he felt. Definately. He sat up and
realized that he had fallen asleep in his clothes, like usual. He stood and walked to the door, stiff from sleep.
luckily, door handles worked the same way in the muggle world. He turned and pushed. Nothing. he turned the
other way and tried again. He sneered as he tried to get the blasted door to work. he must have been making
a lot of racket, for he heard footsteps and suddenly, the door opened. There stood a tired, confused and angry
looking woman. It wasn't THE woman, it was a younger one. She had long dark hair and what must have been
pajamas. Snape stared.
"How did you do that?" he asked with as much pride as possible. She looked at him and sighed.
"PULL. Not, PUSH." She said, shutting the door in his face. He blinked with surprise. *A/N- He blinked, for
a change! wow, good job Snape!* Then he tried as the angry pajama girl had said. It worked! I mean, it
worked. He stepped out casually and walked very carefully down the steps. Sitting at the table in the dining room
were THE woman, Charles and PJ girl. She glowered at him. Charles Smiled and eyes his robes enviously. The
Woman didn't notice him. He was too quiet. Hahaha. Ehem. Anyways. He sat down at the empty chair, and
wondered why the PJ girl was so mad at him. Maybe-
"Severus! You joined us for breakfast! how lovely! would you like some toast? Oh and have you met my
daughter Erin?" Needless to say, she had scared him again, that devil-woman. Erin, as the PJ girl's name turned
out to be, looked up from her cereal tiredly. Snape looked at THE woman, and back to Erin.
"Briefly." He said. She guffawed as though that couldn't possibly be the truth. She straitened and turned to her
mother.
"Actually, He had a bit of trouble opening his door, and he was making such a racket that the neighbors probably
heard it. I simply came to assist him as I couldn't possibly sleep through all the noise. But hey, it's already 8:30
why shouldn't I be up?!" She said in a mad rage, throwing down her napkin and running up the stairs. Snape
was dumbstruck. He opened his mouth to speak, but couldn't find any words. THE woman sighed.
"OH it's probly my fault dear, I should've told you she was coming and that she is a total night owl. You'd think
she hates the sun! She hardly ever gets up before noon, in fact she quit her last job because she had to wake up
at nine o'clock. It was probably for the best though." The woman said, sighing again.
"Hmm.." Snape said. He finished his toast and stood from his chair, but he didn't know where to go. He decided
that he would just proceed to his room and finish one of the books he brought along. He climbed the stairs and
walked in, not shutting the door because it embarassed him to even think about doors at the moment. He checked
his only bag of luggage and found it right away. The book was called, 'Getting what you want by Timius Tounhound'
It was actually quite interesting. He was going on an hour of reading when there was a knock on the partially opened
door.
"Can I come in?" said a timid voice. He set down the book and opened the door. There was the Erin girl, looking
apologetic. He surpressed a smirk. He knew what the muggle girl was going to say.
"Yes?" He asked casually. She looked at him, now appearing more confident.
"I just wanted to apologise for my, behavior, earlier this morning, I just, really hate mornings, so, umm, I think we should
start over. Hello, My name is Erin." She said, holding out her hand. Snape looked at it. Under normal circumstances,
he wouldn't have done anything, he might have walked away or said some smart remark, but these were no normal
circumstances, and this was no ordinary muggle. So against his own will, he shook her hand with a small smile.
"Severus Snape."
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Well kind of a not funny chapter but hey you have to have a few for plot necessities.... or maybe just one.
get ready for appearance changes! wooowhoo! please R/R!!!! I'll be writing soon!
Richal*?vsíO6+öÄù•Y+§{º±+·? heh heh, sorry i was havin fun with the alt and number buttons!
on an appearance changer, and it will occur in ch. 5.
Ch.4 A day in the life of a muggle
Snape suddenly felt the light from the window shining down on him. Horrible, horrible sun. He was
already getting tired of pretending to ignore the interesting-no, odd- muggle quirks. wait... let me rephrase that
for him... He was getting tired of the odd muggle quirks. Yes. That was how he felt. Definately. He sat up and
realized that he had fallen asleep in his clothes, like usual. He stood and walked to the door, stiff from sleep.
luckily, door handles worked the same way in the muggle world. He turned and pushed. Nothing. he turned the
other way and tried again. He sneered as he tried to get the blasted door to work. he must have been making
a lot of racket, for he heard footsteps and suddenly, the door opened. There stood a tired, confused and angry
looking woman. It wasn't THE woman, it was a younger one. She had long dark hair and what must have been
pajamas. Snape stared.
"How did you do that?" he asked with as much pride as possible. She looked at him and sighed.
"PULL. Not, PUSH." She said, shutting the door in his face. He blinked with surprise. *A/N- He blinked, for
a change! wow, good job Snape!* Then he tried as the angry pajama girl had said. It worked! I mean, it
worked. He stepped out casually and walked very carefully down the steps. Sitting at the table in the dining room
were THE woman, Charles and PJ girl. She glowered at him. Charles Smiled and eyes his robes enviously. The
Woman didn't notice him. He was too quiet. Hahaha. Ehem. Anyways. He sat down at the empty chair, and
wondered why the PJ girl was so mad at him. Maybe-
"Severus! You joined us for breakfast! how lovely! would you like some toast? Oh and have you met my
daughter Erin?" Needless to say, she had scared him again, that devil-woman. Erin, as the PJ girl's name turned
out to be, looked up from her cereal tiredly. Snape looked at THE woman, and back to Erin.
"Briefly." He said. She guffawed as though that couldn't possibly be the truth. She straitened and turned to her
mother.
"Actually, He had a bit of trouble opening his door, and he was making such a racket that the neighbors probably
heard it. I simply came to assist him as I couldn't possibly sleep through all the noise. But hey, it's already 8:30
why shouldn't I be up?!" She said in a mad rage, throwing down her napkin and running up the stairs. Snape
was dumbstruck. He opened his mouth to speak, but couldn't find any words. THE woman sighed.
"OH it's probly my fault dear, I should've told you she was coming and that she is a total night owl. You'd think
she hates the sun! She hardly ever gets up before noon, in fact she quit her last job because she had to wake up
at nine o'clock. It was probably for the best though." The woman said, sighing again.
"Hmm.." Snape said. He finished his toast and stood from his chair, but he didn't know where to go. He decided
that he would just proceed to his room and finish one of the books he brought along. He climbed the stairs and
walked in, not shutting the door because it embarassed him to even think about doors at the moment. He checked
his only bag of luggage and found it right away. The book was called, 'Getting what you want by Timius Tounhound'
It was actually quite interesting. He was going on an hour of reading when there was a knock on the partially opened
door.
"Can I come in?" said a timid voice. He set down the book and opened the door. There was the Erin girl, looking
apologetic. He surpressed a smirk. He knew what the muggle girl was going to say.
"Yes?" He asked casually. She looked at him, now appearing more confident.
"I just wanted to apologise for my, behavior, earlier this morning, I just, really hate mornings, so, umm, I think we should
start over. Hello, My name is Erin." She said, holding out her hand. Snape looked at it. Under normal circumstances,
he wouldn't have done anything, he might have walked away or said some smart remark, but these were no normal
circumstances, and this was no ordinary muggle. So against his own will, he shook her hand with a small smile.
"Severus Snape."
___________________________________________
Well kind of a not funny chapter but hey you have to have a few for plot necessities.... or maybe just one.
get ready for appearance changes! wooowhoo! please R/R!!!! I'll be writing soon!
Richal*?vsíO6+öÄù•Y+§{º±+·? heh heh, sorry i was havin fun with the alt and number buttons!
