Spoon .. the last kitchen utensil
*****Starring: saya, david, louis, nurselady, linda, mary, and kitchen friends*****
Saya: You whore =| -bitch slaps louis- YOU LEFT THE F-ING SILVERWEAR DRAWER OPEN AGAIN!!!
Louis: so =S
David: JUST CLOSE IT .. DONT PISS HER OFF SHES THE ONLY ORIGIONAL LEFT!!!
Louis: origional what .. bitch?
Saya: WHAT DID YOU SAY -gets her big long knife thinger out and runs towards louis-
Louis: AHHHHHHHHHHHH -jumps out yokota Air force base's kitchen window-
Saya: COME BACK HERE YOU F*ING VAMP HATER!!!
David: *kenan and kel style* BUT WAIT .. WHAT WILL WE DO!??! awwwwwwwwwww here it goes!!
Booming narrative voice: so the air force base's kitchen was empty and all the lights were off .. but louis had still forgot to close the drawer!
Spoon: -creeps out of the drawer and creeps along the floor with toothpaste hooked to side-
Fork: -grows wings like a vampire and jumps out-
Spoon: -pulls out toothpick and slashes the fork in half magically!!-
Fork: -is all bent and cripled in agony-
Spoon: -walks away calmly-
Linda: -walks into room- OO A SPOON -picks it up- oo .. its got a toothpick o.O ..
Spoon: -silently thinks oh shit .-
Linda: -looks at spoon up close-
Spoon: -stabs her in the nose with toothpick and runs away RUN RUN RUN!!!-
Linda: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE IM GOING TO GET A PORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -runs off- ALL I WANTED WAS CEREAL
Spoon: -silently walks along- =| dont piss me off
Butter knife: so spoon, Ive found 4 more of them we've got to work fast .. before they spread
Spoon: I know what to do =|
Butter knife: YOUVE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME .. THEY'LL SPREAD
Spoon: -bitch slaps the butter knife- =| i need to get a new tooth pick 1st .. i stabbed that human girl .. i left it in her face .!!
Butterknife: it will be hard but we can do it ....
Spoon: That was the best toothpick .. the circular ones are best .. keep your eyes out .. im unsafe here now ..
Butterknife: I'll send spatchula .. you'll have a better chance that way
Spoon: fine .. -mummers 'shit' to herself- HOW IN THE HELL IS THAT STUPID SPATCHULA OF A LOUIS IMMITATION GOING TO HELP ME!??! tell me this HOW!?!? -slaps the butterknife and hides under the fridge- quick here comes another one..
fork: -creeps around the corner of the counter-
Spoon: -whispers to butterknife- "hes about to transform and i dont have my toothpick with me .
Butterknife: use me .. im not very sharp .. but i'll work for now
Spoon: work for what..? spreading butter on the fork!?!? well .. w/e
Fork : -transforms into a .. DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SPORK!!!!!!!!!!!!-
Spoon: 3 2 1 ATTACKKKKKKK -picks up the butterknife and spins around denting the spork- SHIT =@ ITS NOT WORKING HES METAL!!
Butterknife: - bites the spork-
Spork: -dies- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -hiss hiss snarl snarl growl gasp die-
Spoon: that was good .. but theres still 2 left .. we've got to get them back
Butterknife: You can use me .. we'll be a great team ..
Spoon: that was vile =| i refuse to use you ever again
Butterknife: fine but I KICKED ARSE
Spoon: YOU STUPID FUNK! YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING!
Saya: -walks into room accompanied by david- We didnt find him .. Im starting to think hes one of them ..
David: Louis? one of them .. well now that you say so .. he has been acting strangely lately .. always hanging around with those two girls.. linda and mary?
Saya: yea .. theyve been acting suspiciously lately too .. not wanting to go into the sun .. going to the nurse a lot..
David: THATS IT! the nurses office
Saya: LETS GO -runs across the floor and steps on a spork- what the hell!?!?
spoon: (whispering to butterknife .. that only makes one left!)
Saya: IM GOING TO KILL LOUIS WHEN I FIND HIM .. leavin the drawer open like that =|
David: lets just go ..
*****AT THE NURSES OFFICE OUTSIDE THE DOOR*****
Saya: lets go kick their asses!
David: no .. lets just put our ears up against the door.. listen for a while ..
-Louis: OH OH OH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Linda: you like that? eh baby uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh OHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmm
-Mary: oo i cant talk with my mouth full like this baby uh oh yyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa uhhhhhhhh -Linda: louis .. harder HARDER LOUIS ohhhhhh yeaaaaaaa thats the way mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -Louis: Like this baby?
David: mm saya ;) sounds good lets do it
Saya: ha ha very funny .. im still up for kicking all of their asses .. but i dont want to know what theyre doing
David: oo i'd like to do what theyre doing with you from the sound of it ;)
Saya: =| stop making passes at me ... youre old enuff to be my dad ... although im from like the funkin .. 20's!
David: v.v' ok =( ... well ..lets do it!
Saya: I TOLD YOU TO STOP =@
David: i was talking about charging them =S
Saya: oh .. will do -opens up the door and charges into the nurses office to the full fledged ..
To be continued ;) R/R on what you think theyre doing lol =P -skoot
*****Starring: saya, david, louis, nurselady, linda, mary, and kitchen friends*****
Saya: You whore =| -bitch slaps louis- YOU LEFT THE F-ING SILVERWEAR DRAWER OPEN AGAIN!!!
Louis: so =S
David: JUST CLOSE IT .. DONT PISS HER OFF SHES THE ONLY ORIGIONAL LEFT!!!
Louis: origional what .. bitch?
Saya: WHAT DID YOU SAY -gets her big long knife thinger out and runs towards louis-
Louis: AHHHHHHHHHHHH -jumps out yokota Air force base's kitchen window-
Saya: COME BACK HERE YOU F*ING VAMP HATER!!!
David: *kenan and kel style* BUT WAIT .. WHAT WILL WE DO!??! awwwwwwwwwww here it goes!!
Booming narrative voice: so the air force base's kitchen was empty and all the lights were off .. but louis had still forgot to close the drawer!
Spoon: -creeps out of the drawer and creeps along the floor with toothpaste hooked to side-
Fork: -grows wings like a vampire and jumps out-
Spoon: -pulls out toothpick and slashes the fork in half magically!!-
Fork: -is all bent and cripled in agony-
Spoon: -walks away calmly-
Linda: -walks into room- OO A SPOON -picks it up- oo .. its got a toothpick o.O ..
Spoon: -silently thinks oh shit .-
Linda: -looks at spoon up close-
Spoon: -stabs her in the nose with toothpick and runs away RUN RUN RUN!!!-
Linda: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE IM GOING TO GET A PORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -runs off- ALL I WANTED WAS CEREAL
Spoon: -silently walks along- =| dont piss me off
Butter knife: so spoon, Ive found 4 more of them we've got to work fast .. before they spread
Spoon: I know what to do =|
Butter knife: YOUVE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME .. THEY'LL SPREAD
Spoon: -bitch slaps the butter knife- =| i need to get a new tooth pick 1st .. i stabbed that human girl .. i left it in her face .!!
Butterknife: it will be hard but we can do it ....
Spoon: That was the best toothpick .. the circular ones are best .. keep your eyes out .. im unsafe here now ..
Butterknife: I'll send spatchula .. you'll have a better chance that way
Spoon: fine .. -mummers 'shit' to herself- HOW IN THE HELL IS THAT STUPID SPATCHULA OF A LOUIS IMMITATION GOING TO HELP ME!??! tell me this HOW!?!? -slaps the butterknife and hides under the fridge- quick here comes another one..
fork: -creeps around the corner of the counter-
Spoon: -whispers to butterknife- "hes about to transform and i dont have my toothpick with me .
Butterknife: use me .. im not very sharp .. but i'll work for now
Spoon: work for what..? spreading butter on the fork!?!? well .. w/e
Fork : -transforms into a .. DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SPORK!!!!!!!!!!!!-
Spoon: 3 2 1 ATTACKKKKKKK -picks up the butterknife and spins around denting the spork- SHIT =@ ITS NOT WORKING HES METAL!!
Butterknife: - bites the spork-
Spork: -dies- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -hiss hiss snarl snarl growl gasp die-
Spoon: that was good .. but theres still 2 left .. we've got to get them back
Butterknife: You can use me .. we'll be a great team ..
Spoon: that was vile =| i refuse to use you ever again
Butterknife: fine but I KICKED ARSE
Spoon: YOU STUPID FUNK! YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING!
Saya: -walks into room accompanied by david- We didnt find him .. Im starting to think hes one of them ..
David: Louis? one of them .. well now that you say so .. he has been acting strangely lately .. always hanging around with those two girls.. linda and mary?
Saya: yea .. theyve been acting suspiciously lately too .. not wanting to go into the sun .. going to the nurse a lot..
David: THATS IT! the nurses office
Saya: LETS GO -runs across the floor and steps on a spork- what the hell!?!?
spoon: (whispering to butterknife .. that only makes one left!)
Saya: IM GOING TO KILL LOUIS WHEN I FIND HIM .. leavin the drawer open like that =|
David: lets just go ..
*****AT THE NURSES OFFICE OUTSIDE THE DOOR*****
Saya: lets go kick their asses!
David: no .. lets just put our ears up against the door.. listen for a while ..
-Louis: OH OH OH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Linda: you like that? eh baby uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh OHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmm
-Mary: oo i cant talk with my mouth full like this baby uh oh yyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa uhhhhhhhh -Linda: louis .. harder HARDER LOUIS ohhhhhh yeaaaaaaa thats the way mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -Louis: Like this baby?
David: mm saya ;) sounds good lets do it
Saya: ha ha very funny .. im still up for kicking all of their asses .. but i dont want to know what theyre doing
David: oo i'd like to do what theyre doing with you from the sound of it ;)
Saya: =| stop making passes at me ... youre old enuff to be my dad ... although im from like the funkin .. 20's!
David: v.v' ok =( ... well ..lets do it!
Saya: I TOLD YOU TO STOP =@
David: i was talking about charging them =S
Saya: oh .. will do -opens up the door and charges into the nurses office to the full fledged ..
To be continued ;) R/R on what you think theyre doing lol =P -skoot
