Spoon .. the last kitchen utensil

*****Starring: saya, david, louis, nurselady, linda, mary, and kitchen friends*****

Saya: You whore =| -bitch slaps louis- YOU LEFT THE F-ING SILVERWEAR DRAWER OPEN AGAIN!!!

Louis: so =S

David: JUST CLOSE IT .. DONT PISS HER OFF SHES THE ONLY ORIGIONAL LEFT!!!

Louis: origional what .. bitch?

Saya: WHAT DID YOU SAY -gets her big long knife thinger out and runs towards louis-

Louis: AHHHHHHHHHHHH -jumps out yokota Air force base's kitchen window-

Saya: COME BACK HERE YOU F*ING VAMP HATER!!!

David: *kenan and kel style* BUT WAIT .. WHAT WILL WE DO!??! awwwwwwwwwww here it goes!!

Booming narrative voice: so the air force base's kitchen was empty and all the lights were off .. but louis had still forgot to close the drawer!

Spoon: -creeps out of the drawer and creeps along the floor with toothpaste hooked to side-

Fork: -grows wings like a vampire and jumps out-

Spoon: -pulls out toothpick and slashes the fork in half magically!!-

Fork: -is all bent and cripled in agony-

Spoon: -walks away calmly-

Linda: -walks into room- OO A SPOON -picks it up- oo .. its got a toothpick o.O ..

Spoon: -silently thinks oh shit .-

Linda: -looks at spoon up close-

Spoon: -stabs her in the nose with toothpick and runs away RUN RUN RUN!!!-

Linda: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE IM GOING TO GET A PORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -runs off- ALL I WANTED WAS CEREAL

Spoon: -silently walks along- =| dont piss me off

Butter knife: so spoon, Ive found 4 more of them we've got to work fast .. before they spread

Spoon: I know what to do =|

Butter knife: YOUVE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME .. THEY'LL SPREAD

Spoon: -bitch slaps the butter knife- =| i need to get a new tooth pick 1st .. i stabbed that human girl .. i left it in her face .!!

Butterknife: it will be hard but we can do it ....

Spoon: That was the best toothpick .. the circular ones are best .. keep your eyes out .. im unsafe here now ..

Butterknife: I'll send spatchula .. you'll have a better chance that way

Spoon: fine .. -mummers 'shit' to herself- HOW IN THE HELL IS THAT STUPID SPATCHULA OF A LOUIS IMMITATION GOING TO HELP ME!??! tell me this HOW!?!? -slaps the butterknife and hides under the fridge- quick here comes another one..

fork: -creeps around the corner of the counter-

Spoon: -whispers to butterknife- "hes about to transform and i dont have my toothpick with me .

Butterknife: use me .. im not very sharp .. but i'll work for now

Spoon: work for what..? spreading butter on the fork!?!? well .. w/e

Fork : -transforms into a .. DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SPORK!!!!!!!!!!!!-

Spoon: 3 2 1 ATTACKKKKKKK -picks up the butterknife and spins around denting the spork- SHIT =@ ITS NOT WORKING HES METAL!!

Butterknife: - bites the spork-

Spork: -dies- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -hiss hiss snarl snarl growl gasp die-

Spoon: that was good .. but theres still 2 left .. we've got to get them back

Butterknife: You can use me .. we'll be a great team ..

Spoon: that was vile =| i refuse to use you ever again

Butterknife: fine but I KICKED ARSE

Spoon: YOU STUPID FUNK! YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING!

Saya: -walks into room accompanied by david- We didnt find him .. Im starting to think hes one of them ..

David: Louis? one of them .. well now that you say so .. he has been acting strangely lately .. always hanging around with those two girls.. linda and mary?

Saya: yea .. theyve been acting suspiciously lately too .. not wanting to go into the sun .. going to the nurse a lot..

David: THATS IT! the nurses office

Saya: LETS GO -runs across the floor and steps on a spork- what the hell!?!?

spoon: (whispering to butterknife .. that only makes one left!)

Saya: IM GOING TO KILL LOUIS WHEN I FIND HIM .. leavin the drawer open like that =|

David: lets just go ..

*****AT THE NURSES OFFICE OUTSIDE THE DOOR*****

Saya: lets go kick their asses!

David: no .. lets just put our ears up against the door.. listen for a while ..

-Louis: OH OH OH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Linda: you like that? eh baby uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh OHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmm

-Mary: oo i cant talk with my mouth full like this baby uh oh yyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa uhhhhhhhh -Linda: louis .. harder HARDER LOUIS ohhhhhh yeaaaaaaa thats the way mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -Louis: Like this baby?

David: mm saya ;) sounds good lets do it

Saya: ha ha very funny .. im still up for kicking all of their asses .. but i dont want to know what theyre doing

David: oo i'd like to do what theyre doing with you from the sound of it ;)

Saya: =| stop making passes at me ... youre old enuff to be my dad ... although im from like the funkin .. 20's!

David: v.v' ok =( ... well ..lets do it!

Saya: I TOLD YOU TO STOP =@

David: i was talking about charging them =S

Saya: oh .. will do -opens up the door and charges into the nurses office to the full fledged ..

To be continued ;) R/R on what you think theyre doing lol =P -skoot