FF7 Date for GUYS!
Anti: Sorry I haven't been writing for a while but you know...burn my eyes out eventually...anyway, if anyone's still there, I'd like to introduce my co-host for this part of the story, CHIBI!
Chibi: who by the way is very angry because she didnt put my precious tidy-whity in the story and i got red 13. who is a CAT!!!!!!
Anti: with the un-capitalized letters and all...
Chibi: leave me alone!!! waaaaaaaaa!!!!
Anti:....Anyway, let's get on with this.
Chibi: *still wailing in background*
Anti: Today's dating service is for all you GUY AUTHORS/ READERS OUT THERE! We've specially picked out five women from ff7 to see who you guys would most likely go out on a date with if this wasn't some internet fanfic thingy...Also, for more descriptive directions go to the first chapter. It's basically the same.
Chibi: *......Still wailing*
Anti: WILL YOU SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO DO A SHOW HERE! *slaps on duct tape*
Chibi: *wipes tears and sniffles*
Anti: Cheeze, your so over dramatic...Why don't you go join a soap or something?
Chibi: Soap?
Anti: Never mind. Just don't talk it makes you sound stupid.
Chibi: When did the duct tape come off my mouth?
Anti: 0_o? Let's just get on with this.
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Question one...
hey, i wanna do the questions!
WHATEVER!
alright! okay *ahem* if you were on a date, and a guy told you he'd forgot his wallet, what would you say?
(1) What does he think I am, RICH?
(2) Oh, I'd forgive him pretty much and just tell him to pick up the bill next time.
(3) I'd punch the guy and he will think twice before doing that again ;)
(4) I'd excuse myself to the bathroom and sneak out the window.
(5) No, my boyfriend would never do that to me!
next question. what would you do if a date asked you to 'come in' after a date?
(5) GOOD GOD, WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING?!
(1) I think I'm still illegal...
(4) ....No comment...Depending if...well...
(2) Come in? You mean like to play go fish?
(3) Maybe for a drink, but not that far...
o...kay...who comes up with these question?
*whisperwhisper* JUST READ THE SCRIPT! *whisperwhisper*
fine, whatever...third question. what kinda guy do you go for?
(4) Someone with a big checkbook.
(3) Someone who likes sports, (like hockey, or WRESTLING! I can see that blood splatter now...^_^)
(1) Someone the opposite of Cid.
(5) I only have one guy in mind.
(2) Someone nice who loves cute animals and protects the ecosystem.
Okay...ummm...*shuffles paper* What should your date's best hobby be?
(1) Materia hunting! WEEEEE!!!!!!!
(2) Book reading...and not dying...
(3) FIGHTING!
(4) Someone who doesn't mind getting on the treadmill once in a while
(5) Someone who likes business.
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Anti: THAT'S IT! *rips script away* No more co hosting for you! You don't use enough capital letters!
Chibi: You're so mean! *cries and runs away to the coffee machine*
Anti: Quick, let's get this over before she goes all hyper on us!
Let's just make you wait for your answers, though....
*Jeopardy music starts to play...*
Okay, you've waited enough....
For the guy who got MOSTLY 1's:
Your date is YUFFIE! Teenage Shinobi, she likes materia, materia, and MORE materia! Spunky and rambunctious, she's not much into dates unless the guy will go materia hunting with her, but then again a trip to Chocobo Land might change her mind on that! You just can't beat that roller coaster!
For the guy who got MOSTLY 2's:
Your date is AERIS! Now I hope you people know who she is...But one of the other main heroines of the game, she's kind and sensitive, and would probably be the exact opposite of Tifa if it weren't for her slight temper when she's embarrassed. She likes animals and anything remotely cute, and she was the one who would have most likely gotten Cloud if only...Well, whatever. This is your personality is most like we're talking about, so if you got more 2's, you're most like this girl!
For the guy who got MOSTLY 3's:
Your date is TIFA! One of the main heroines of the game, she's tough and DOES NOT LIKE TO BE MESSED WITH! Or else...-_- Then again she can be nice at times, and she does kind of get Cloud, so don't precisely judge a book by its cover!
For the guy with MOSTLY 4's:
Your date is SCARLET! For those of you who have no idea who this person is, she works for Shinra and she's the lady who has the blonde hair, where's the red dress, and is a total...jerk. ^_____^ Basically she likes being pampered and expensive things, and don't get her angry or else she'll slap you. With a diamond ring on the side she slaps you with too...ouch...
For the guy with MOSTLY 5's:
Your date is ELENA! Memeber of the Turks, she's the real quiet one who doesn't mind speaking her mind, (plus she's got this HUGE crush on Tseng so, your chances are kinda slim to nil, but hey, the key word there is KINDA).
Anti: Well, that's it for this addition. Sorry it was so short, but we're all sleep deprived here...*trying...not...to...fall on...kkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyybbbbbbboooooooaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrdddddddd*
*zzzz*
Chibi: YEAH! AND I HAD COFFEE SO YAY! *in sing song voice* AND THAT'S THE SSSHHHHHHOOOOWWWWW!!!!! HOPE YOU COME AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!!
*monitor shuts off before any more damage is done*
