Hao directed his view out of the window. Or as far out of the window as was possible to see. The rain and mist was so thick, nothing much was visible beyond the glass, other than the sheets of water pounding the ground.
Yoh watched his twin for a moment, before speaking.
"What're you thinking about?"
It was easy to tell that Hao was smirking when he replied. "About Ren."
Yoh's face coloured instantly. "Aah. Fascinating." He too suddenly became interested in the rain, hoping it would cool the uncharateristic blush on his cheeks.
"What do you think about Ren, Yoh?"
If possible, Hao's smirk had become even wider, and if not so, definatly eviller.
"About him? He's....nice."
Hao snorted. "Not quite the exact word I'd use to describe him. Are we talking about the same Ren?"
"Probably...." Yoh proceeded with caution.
"Beautiful eyes, chinese, sexy body?"
"That's him."
Both twins sighed at exactly the same time. Rare, but scary occurence.
"Na, what do you THINK of him?" Hao continued poking at his brother. "Like.... How would you describe him?"
Yoh paused. He looked like he was thinking hard. It probably took a lot of work.
"I dunno.... like a pizza?"
Hao snorted. That comment was so stupid it could only have come from Yoh's lips. "What's that supposed to mean, dear brother?"
Yoh smiled. "Hot, fresh and fast." There was practically a musical note at the end of that sentence.
"You forgot cheap."
"Nah, that depends on the br-- Hao!!"
"Mm?"
"That was mean."
"I know. But it was funny." Hao said. The smirk from before was back.
"How would you know if Ren was cheap, anyway?" Yoh asked, bewildered.
"I wouldn't. But just look at his clothes."
"Geez, Hao. You can be really shallow."
The two brothers shared a smile.
"Too bad pizzas don't go with chocolate sauce." Hao said, musing. Yoh's nose twitched. "Mention, or even imply putting chocolate sauce anywhere near Ren, and I swear, I won't have a brother anymore. Same goes for whipped cream. And whips."
Hao pouted. "I'm not into bondage! Why do people seem to think I'm a sex addict?"
"The hair?" Yoh suggests. Hao glares. "I thought you said it made me look girly. So what am I now? A girly sex addict?"
"You fret over your looks way too much."
"No more than you, over Ren."
"Haa." Yoh smiles. "Caught me, didn't you."
Hao's eyes roll. "It was only a little bit obvious."
A loud cough is heard over by the door. Both heads turned. A very uncomfortable, wet looking Ren was standing there. Judging by the size of the puddle on the floor, that wet uncomfortable Ren had been standing there for a while.
Both Asakura's hung their heads.
"Oh shit..."
