Snape's Reaction
By BreetanyaViolet and Zenya
AN: HEY! This is what happens when we get bored at Midnight.
Neither one of us owns Harry Potter. Okay story now...
"Potter, how is it you are in my class? I specifically told Dumbledore that I only take pupils who recieve Outstandings in their OWLs" Snape demanded in the first N.E.W.T. potions class of the year.
"But Professor, I did," Harry said straining to hide the smirk on his face.
"YOU? You who is barely any better than LONGBOTTOM?" Snape asked disbelievingly. "I'm informing the ministry that you cheated! Finally! I'll have you expelled!"
"But sir, they watched me make it," Harry reminded him of the O.W.L. procedure.
"Hermione Granger must have taken some Polyjuice potion with your hair in it then! I'll get her expelled too!" Snape grasped onto straws. As the class watched in amazment, Severus Snape transformed into a vampire bat and flew out the window.
"Hmm," Harry said. "I thought he could do that in my forth year"
Immidietly garlic and crosses went on sale all over the school.
Neville Longbottom smelled so strongly of garlic that not even the house elves would come near his clothes. And the Fat Friar asked if he was following in his footsteps with all of the crosses he held.
Suddenly, one day durring lunch, Snape came swooping into the great all with Umbridge hot on his heels- er, wings.
"I'll get you, you filthy half breed, I'll get you!" she shouted.
All of the members of D.A. left in the school got up and cursed her so she looked worse than Malfoy on the train ride home from the fifth year. They each recieved 20 points.
Meanwhile, BadBoyLover ran in, grabbed Bat-Snape and put him in a cage. "I finally have you Sevvie!" she cried passionetly, and founced out of the hall.
Dumbledore sighed as he sent a member of the order to retrieve his potions master from the psycotic fan.
The End.
*grins*
Yup... We're crazy.
Please review.
Flames welcome.
By BreetanyaViolet and Zenya
AN: HEY! This is what happens when we get bored at Midnight.
Neither one of us owns Harry Potter. Okay story now...
"Potter, how is it you are in my class? I specifically told Dumbledore that I only take pupils who recieve Outstandings in their OWLs" Snape demanded in the first N.E.W.T. potions class of the year.
"But Professor, I did," Harry said straining to hide the smirk on his face.
"YOU? You who is barely any better than LONGBOTTOM?" Snape asked disbelievingly. "I'm informing the ministry that you cheated! Finally! I'll have you expelled!"
"But sir, they watched me make it," Harry reminded him of the O.W.L. procedure.
"Hermione Granger must have taken some Polyjuice potion with your hair in it then! I'll get her expelled too!" Snape grasped onto straws. As the class watched in amazment, Severus Snape transformed into a vampire bat and flew out the window.
"Hmm," Harry said. "I thought he could do that in my forth year"
Immidietly garlic and crosses went on sale all over the school.
Neville Longbottom smelled so strongly of garlic that not even the house elves would come near his clothes. And the Fat Friar asked if he was following in his footsteps with all of the crosses he held.
Suddenly, one day durring lunch, Snape came swooping into the great all with Umbridge hot on his heels- er, wings.
"I'll get you, you filthy half breed, I'll get you!" she shouted.
All of the members of D.A. left in the school got up and cursed her so she looked worse than Malfoy on the train ride home from the fifth year. They each recieved 20 points.
Meanwhile, BadBoyLover ran in, grabbed Bat-Snape and put him in a cage. "I finally have you Sevvie!" she cried passionetly, and founced out of the hall.
Dumbledore sighed as he sent a member of the order to retrieve his potions master from the psycotic fan.
The End.
*grins*
Yup... We're crazy.
Please review.
Flames welcome.
