Disclaimer: I don't own the almighty ZIIIIIIIM!!! God, I wish I did, but I do own Wario Roo (invader Roo) and Beauty Bregull (invader Bregull) tho!! So, if you want to use them, you'll have to ask me FIRST, or, give me a cookie!!!! ^_^

Two Irkens, to many!!!

Chapter one: Preparation

In the depth of the night on N. Sanity Island (Crash Bandicoot) inside of a giant, Zim-like lab, a blue kangaroo just finished working on his space- dimension-traveling-machine (think Time Squad's Time Machine). He looks like a humanoid version Ripper Roo, with a notch in his tail, a red cap, a purple Banjo-Kazooie backpack, Crash-Bandicoot gloves and medallion in the shape of the Wario's cap sign around his neck. On his computer screen there where images of Zim, his Voot Cruiser, Dib, Gaz and GIR. In the meantime, he started working on two PAKs, a purple one, and a blue one. Just as he was handling the finishing touches, a green humanoid bregull (Banjo- Kazooie) with a ponytail teleported in.

The bregull: "Wario Blue Roo, what are you doing!!"

Wario (the kangaroo): (jumps into the air, slams his head on the roof, falls and lands on his head, ouch!!!) "Beauty!!!! Would it kill ya to knock first!?"

Beauty: "How do you knock on a teleporter?"

Wario: "Not sure."

Beauty: "Anyway, what are you doing down here? There showing Zim on TV. You know, your favorite show?"

Wario: (looks up) O_O "Zim.. Well, what would you say if I told you that we can go meet Zim in person?"

Beauty: "I'd say that you got hit on the head too many times."

Wario: "thanks to you!!! But seriously, I've upgraded the space-dimension- traveling-machine so now all we need is the coordinates."

Beauty: "So now you can actually enter another dimension!"

(Note: In my fics, movies are dimension 4, video games are dimension 5 and cartoons are dimension 6)

Wario: "Exactly Bregull-babe. But, to meet an Irken invader, you must look like an irken invader!!" ^_^

He walked to his workbench and picks up the blue PAK.

Wario: "This is."

Beauty: ".a cheap imitation of Zim's PAK, so?"

Wario: ¬_¬ "Sooooo, I have improved it to give its user twice as much speed, strength and agility as your average Irken."

Beauty: "But were not Irkens."

Wario: "Oooooh but we will be, but more on that later. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Beauty: -gulp-

Wario: "Also our PAKs are equipped with the standard invader equipment, only better!! Oh yah, they also have a jet engine inside them, therefore allowing flight."

Beauty: "Boooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!"

Wario: -_- "Ooooooooookay.let's get going then. TO THE BATCAVE!!!!!"

Beauty: "Funny, now to the transformation-chamber."

Wario puts Zim's description in the machine and they went in.

Chamber: (Steve-Urkel's-transformation-chamber-like sounds) -DING-

A male, yellow-with-a-red-swirl-eyed Irken in darkblue-lightblue invader uniform (check out Zim's uniform and you get the idea) walked out of the smoke.

Blue uniform Irken (Wario): "Green is not so my color."

????: "Speak for yourself!"

Out walks a female, brown-eyed Irken in lightblue-purple invader uniform.

Female Irken (Beauty): "So now we're real Irkens?"

Wario: "Not exactly, we don't need a PAK to live longer then 10 minutes."

Beauty: "Oh, soooooooooooo.... can I test mine?"

Wario: ¬_¬

Beauty: "I'll take that as a yes." ^_^

She goes to put on the purple PAK and..

PAK: "unauthorized user"

Beauty: "Whatda.. (Gets shocked with electricity and flies off smoking)"

Wario: "Do I have to say anything?"

Beauty: "Wrong PAK?"

Wario: "Yep"

Beauty: "(puts on the blue PAK and tries to use the spiderlegs) So how do these work?"

Wario: "(puts on the purple PAK and gives a demonstration) With sheer will ofcourse! Now let's go, we have to visit planet Irk and The Tallest."

They step into the space-dimension-traveling-machine and zap of.

And so ends chapter one. I'll continue when I get atleast 10 reviews. Later much!!!