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Anything for Money......
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PART THREE
Summary: You SHOULD know the summary by now...
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Mokona: YAY! I win!
Amelia: YOU KILLED MISS LINA! :(
Lina: .... I'm not quite dead yet x_X
Zelgadis: Well, the show is over, so can I get on with my depressingly boring life?
Lina: I'm getting better ... o_X
Mokona: (pulling a wagon) BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
Gourry: Here's one! (picks up Lina)
Lina: I'M NOT DEAD!
Gourry: Well she's almost dead anyways....
Mokona: I'm sorry, but I can't take her if she's not dead.
Lina: I think I'll go for a walk!
Xellos: One person won't matter! She'll be dead soon.
Mokona: I'm sorry, but the law forbids it.
Xellos: I don't think there's a law against it!
Mokona: I'm sorry, but there is in my little world.
Lina: I FEEL HAPPY! LET ME DOWN! I FEEL HAPPY!
Mokona: ... (hits Lina over the head with a wok)
Lina: x_x
Xellos: Thanks.
Mokona: Any time :)
Gourry: (throws Lina on the wagon)
Amelia: WAIT! THIS IS INJUST!
Zelgadis: Don't you mean 'unjust'?
Amelia: Well, which one is it?
Zelgadis: Don't ask me...
Mokona: "unjust" I think...
Gourry: @_@ I'm confused...
Amelia: You're always confused...
Xellos: Kinda like the author...
Mokona: Watch it or I'll turn on a love song.
Xellos: AGH! THE ACCURSED HAPPINESS! (weeping)
Zelgadis: I'm out of here.
Mokona:: Oh, no you're not! You haven't done the show right!
Zelgadis: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVEN'T DONE THE SHOW RIGHT?!
Mokona: Exactly that. I'm not going to pay you until you do it right!
Gourry: I'M STARVING!!!
Amelia: Me too! Please, Mr. Zelgadis, do the show! Pleeeeaaaase!
Zelgadis: Well, Lina's dead! We don't have a "Blue"!
(...............)
Amelia: Hi kids! It's me, Amelia! Have you seen Zelga-bunny?
Kids: Over there! Behind that bush!
Zelgadis: AND I'M NOT COMING OUT!
Amelia: But Mr. Zelgadis! We're all hungry!
Mokona: Hey, guys, how do you like your eggs?
Amelia: SCRAMBLED!
Zelgadis: I should like it hatched. I'll raise it from a chick into a big fat hen and then cook it for supper! I wonder what kind of marinade I should use..?
Mokona: TOO BAD! I'M MAKING STIR-FRY!
Zelgadis: THEN WHY'D YOU EVEN BOTHER TO ASK?!
Mokona: To get on your nerves :p NOW DO YOUR SHOW!
Zelgadis: I will most certainly NOT do my show! This is utterly inexcusable!!!
Filia: Hey, peoples, I haven't eaten in ten days so I'm taking over Zelgadis's part OK?
Mokona: AGH! I HATE YOU! (hits Filia over the head with a wok)
Filia: HEY! What was that for?!
Mokona: I HATE YOU! NOW DIE!!! (Swings wok)
Filia: AGH! CRAZED AUTHOR WITH A WOK! RUN AWAY!!! (runs)
Mokona: (chases her swinging wok) DIE! DIE! DIE!
Filia: EEEK!!!
Xellos: I WANT SOME ICE CREAM!
Mokona: (bash) it's (bash) back (bash) stage!
Xellos: ^______^ YAY! ICE CREAM! (goes backstage)
Filia: LINA! GOURRY! ZELGADIS! AMELIA! Heck with it, XELLOS, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Xellos: No way! I'm busy eating my ice cream. ^______^
Filia: AAAAAAH!
Mokona: DIE! I HATE YOU! (swinging wok) DIE! DIE! DIE!
Zelgadis: .... I'm leaving. (walks backstage)
Amelia: Me too. (follows Zelga-bunny)
Gourry: Salt and pepper and paprika and shovel and pail and me, this is getting dangerous. You and you and you and you and you and I should get out of here... (leaves)
(((( WHAM ))))
Filia: (is hit by wok) Ow... x_X
Mokona: STAY THERE! I'm not finished with you yet! (throws wok behind her and makes a mad-dash for backstage)
..............
TEN MINS LATER
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Xellos: ..... no one's come back yet ^___^ .... (burns the kids)
Kids: AAAAAGH!!!
(((( BAM! ))))
Filia: (is crushed by a jeep full of goats) X___X
Mokona: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm not done yet!
Filia: Why do you hate me?! (sobs)
Mokona: You're wasting my life with stupid questions! Xellos! Make sure she doesn't go anywhere again!
Xellos: Aw man... all alone again.
Mokona: *sigh* OK, fine! ZELGA-BUNNY! GET YOUR PATHETIC BACKSIDE OVER HERE AND KEEP XELLOS COMPANY!
Xellos/Zelgadis: WHAT?!
Mokona: I SAID GET OVER HERE! (waves finger causing Zelga-bunny to fly onstage)
Mokona: Now I'll be back! Make sure that Phillie-head doesn't leave.
Filia: IT'S FILIA!
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FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER
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Zelgadis: (burnt) X____x
Xellos: *sigh* I'm so bored...
(((( BANG! ))))
Filia: (is smashed by a truckload of baluga whales) X_______________X
Mokona: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Xellos: Bravo!
Mokona: Hey, where'd your little friend go?
Xellos: What little friend?
Mokona: OMG YOU KILLED ZELGADIS!!!
Zelgadis: X__x
Xellos: Oh, he's probably not dead (yet)
Mokona: WEE WOO! WEE WOO! (pulls out a bazooka from behind her back) This is the Attacked Mystification Police! You are under arrest! Drop your weapons!
Xellos: -__-
Mokona: RESISTANCE IS NOT AN OPTION! (fires bazooka)
((((((((( KABOOOOOOM! )))))))))
(at which point in time the entire studio is completely annihilated)
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Heh heh.... I'm hyper... R&R plz
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Anything for Money......
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PART THREE
Summary: You SHOULD know the summary by now...
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Mokona: YAY! I win!
Amelia: YOU KILLED MISS LINA! :(
Lina: .... I'm not quite dead yet x_X
Zelgadis: Well, the show is over, so can I get on with my depressingly boring life?
Lina: I'm getting better ... o_X
Mokona: (pulling a wagon) BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
Gourry: Here's one! (picks up Lina)
Lina: I'M NOT DEAD!
Gourry: Well she's almost dead anyways....
Mokona: I'm sorry, but I can't take her if she's not dead.
Lina: I think I'll go for a walk!
Xellos: One person won't matter! She'll be dead soon.
Mokona: I'm sorry, but the law forbids it.
Xellos: I don't think there's a law against it!
Mokona: I'm sorry, but there is in my little world.
Lina: I FEEL HAPPY! LET ME DOWN! I FEEL HAPPY!
Mokona: ... (hits Lina over the head with a wok)
Lina: x_x
Xellos: Thanks.
Mokona: Any time :)
Gourry: (throws Lina on the wagon)
Amelia: WAIT! THIS IS INJUST!
Zelgadis: Don't you mean 'unjust'?
Amelia: Well, which one is it?
Zelgadis: Don't ask me...
Mokona: "unjust" I think...
Gourry: @_@ I'm confused...
Amelia: You're always confused...
Xellos: Kinda like the author...
Mokona: Watch it or I'll turn on a love song.
Xellos: AGH! THE ACCURSED HAPPINESS! (weeping)
Zelgadis: I'm out of here.
Mokona:: Oh, no you're not! You haven't done the show right!
Zelgadis: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVEN'T DONE THE SHOW RIGHT?!
Mokona: Exactly that. I'm not going to pay you until you do it right!
Gourry: I'M STARVING!!!
Amelia: Me too! Please, Mr. Zelgadis, do the show! Pleeeeaaaase!
Zelgadis: Well, Lina's dead! We don't have a "Blue"!
(...............)
Amelia: Hi kids! It's me, Amelia! Have you seen Zelga-bunny?
Kids: Over there! Behind that bush!
Zelgadis: AND I'M NOT COMING OUT!
Amelia: But Mr. Zelgadis! We're all hungry!
Mokona: Hey, guys, how do you like your eggs?
Amelia: SCRAMBLED!
Zelgadis: I should like it hatched. I'll raise it from a chick into a big fat hen and then cook it for supper! I wonder what kind of marinade I should use..?
Mokona: TOO BAD! I'M MAKING STIR-FRY!
Zelgadis: THEN WHY'D YOU EVEN BOTHER TO ASK?!
Mokona: To get on your nerves :p NOW DO YOUR SHOW!
Zelgadis: I will most certainly NOT do my show! This is utterly inexcusable!!!
Filia: Hey, peoples, I haven't eaten in ten days so I'm taking over Zelgadis's part OK?
Mokona: AGH! I HATE YOU! (hits Filia over the head with a wok)
Filia: HEY! What was that for?!
Mokona: I HATE YOU! NOW DIE!!! (Swings wok)
Filia: AGH! CRAZED AUTHOR WITH A WOK! RUN AWAY!!! (runs)
Mokona: (chases her swinging wok) DIE! DIE! DIE!
Filia: EEEK!!!
Xellos: I WANT SOME ICE CREAM!
Mokona: (bash) it's (bash) back (bash) stage!
Xellos: ^______^ YAY! ICE CREAM! (goes backstage)
Filia: LINA! GOURRY! ZELGADIS! AMELIA! Heck with it, XELLOS, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Xellos: No way! I'm busy eating my ice cream. ^______^
Filia: AAAAAAH!
Mokona: DIE! I HATE YOU! (swinging wok) DIE! DIE! DIE!
Zelgadis: .... I'm leaving. (walks backstage)
Amelia: Me too. (follows Zelga-bunny)
Gourry: Salt and pepper and paprika and shovel and pail and me, this is getting dangerous. You and you and you and you and you and I should get out of here... (leaves)
(((( WHAM ))))
Filia: (is hit by wok) Ow... x_X
Mokona: STAY THERE! I'm not finished with you yet! (throws wok behind her and makes a mad-dash for backstage)
..............
TEN MINS LATER
..............
Xellos: ..... no one's come back yet ^___^ .... (burns the kids)
Kids: AAAAAGH!!!
(((( BAM! ))))
Filia: (is crushed by a jeep full of goats) X___X
Mokona: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm not done yet!
Filia: Why do you hate me?! (sobs)
Mokona: You're wasting my life with stupid questions! Xellos! Make sure she doesn't go anywhere again!
Xellos: Aw man... all alone again.
Mokona: *sigh* OK, fine! ZELGA-BUNNY! GET YOUR PATHETIC BACKSIDE OVER HERE AND KEEP XELLOS COMPANY!
Xellos/Zelgadis: WHAT?!
Mokona: I SAID GET OVER HERE! (waves finger causing Zelga-bunny to fly onstage)
Mokona: Now I'll be back! Make sure that Phillie-head doesn't leave.
Filia: IT'S FILIA!
.....................
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER
.....................
Zelgadis: (burnt) X____x
Xellos: *sigh* I'm so bored...
(((( BANG! ))))
Filia: (is smashed by a truckload of baluga whales) X_______________X
Mokona: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Xellos: Bravo!
Mokona: Hey, where'd your little friend go?
Xellos: What little friend?
Mokona: OMG YOU KILLED ZELGADIS!!!
Zelgadis: X__x
Xellos: Oh, he's probably not dead (yet)
Mokona: WEE WOO! WEE WOO! (pulls out a bazooka from behind her back) This is the Attacked Mystification Police! You are under arrest! Drop your weapons!
Xellos: -__-
Mokona: RESISTANCE IS NOT AN OPTION! (fires bazooka)
((((((((( KABOOOOOOM! )))))))))
(at which point in time the entire studio is completely annihilated)
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Heh heh.... I'm hyper... R&R plz
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