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Anything for Money......

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PART THREE

Summary: You SHOULD know the summary by now...

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Mokona: YAY! I win!

Amelia: YOU KILLED MISS LINA! :(

Lina: .... I'm not quite dead yet x_X

Zelgadis: Well, the show is over, so can I get on with my depressingly boring life?

Lina: I'm getting better ... o_X

Mokona: (pulling a wagon) BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

Gourry: Here's one! (picks up Lina)

Lina: I'M NOT DEAD!

Gourry: Well she's almost dead anyways....

Mokona: I'm sorry, but I can't take her if she's not dead.

Lina: I think I'll go for a walk!

Xellos: One person won't matter! She'll be dead soon.

Mokona: I'm sorry, but the law forbids it.

Xellos: I don't think there's a law against it!

Mokona: I'm sorry, but there is in my little world.

Lina: I FEEL HAPPY! LET ME DOWN! I FEEL HAPPY!

Mokona: ... (hits Lina over the head with a wok)

Lina: x_x

Xellos: Thanks.

Mokona: Any time :)

Gourry: (throws Lina on the wagon)

Amelia: WAIT! THIS IS INJUST!

Zelgadis: Don't you mean 'unjust'?

Amelia: Well, which one is it?

Zelgadis: Don't ask me...

Mokona: "unjust" I think...

Gourry: @_@ I'm confused...

Amelia: You're always confused...

Xellos: Kinda like the author...

Mokona: Watch it or I'll turn on a love song.

Xellos: AGH! THE ACCURSED HAPPINESS! (weeping)

Zelgadis: I'm out of here.

Mokona:: Oh, no you're not! You haven't done the show right!

Zelgadis: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVEN'T DONE THE SHOW RIGHT?!

Mokona: Exactly that. I'm not going to pay you until you do it right!

Gourry: I'M STARVING!!!

Amelia: Me too! Please, Mr. Zelgadis, do the show! Pleeeeaaaase!

Zelgadis: Well, Lina's dead! We don't have a "Blue"!

(...............)

Amelia: Hi kids! It's me, Amelia! Have you seen Zelga-bunny?

Kids: Over there! Behind that bush!

Zelgadis: AND I'M NOT COMING OUT!

Amelia: But Mr. Zelgadis! We're all hungry!

Mokona: Hey, guys, how do you like your eggs?

Amelia: SCRAMBLED!

Zelgadis: I should like it hatched. I'll raise it from a chick into a big fat hen and then cook it for supper! I wonder what kind of marinade I should use..?

Mokona: TOO BAD! I'M MAKING STIR-FRY!

Zelgadis: THEN WHY'D YOU EVEN BOTHER TO ASK?!

Mokona: To get on your nerves :p NOW DO YOUR SHOW!

Zelgadis: I will most certainly NOT do my show! This is utterly inexcusable!!!

Filia: Hey, peoples, I haven't eaten in ten days so I'm taking over Zelgadis's part OK?

Mokona: AGH! I HATE YOU! (hits Filia over the head with a wok)

Filia: HEY! What was that for?!

Mokona: I HATE YOU! NOW DIE!!! (Swings wok)

Filia: AGH! CRAZED AUTHOR WITH A WOK! RUN AWAY!!! (runs)

Mokona: (chases her swinging wok) DIE! DIE! DIE!

Filia: EEEK!!!

Xellos: I WANT SOME ICE CREAM!

Mokona: (bash) it's (bash) back (bash) stage!

Xellos: ^______^ YAY! ICE CREAM! (goes backstage)

Filia: LINA! GOURRY! ZELGADIS! AMELIA! Heck with it, XELLOS, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Xellos: No way! I'm busy eating my ice cream. ^______^

Filia: AAAAAAH!

Mokona: DIE! I HATE YOU! (swinging wok) DIE! DIE! DIE!

Zelgadis: .... I'm leaving. (walks backstage)

Amelia: Me too. (follows Zelga-bunny)

Gourry: Salt and pepper and paprika and shovel and pail and me, this is getting dangerous. You and you and you and you and you and I should get out of here... (leaves)

(((( WHAM ))))

Filia: (is hit by wok) Ow... x_X

Mokona: STAY THERE! I'm not finished with you yet! (throws wok behind her and makes a mad-dash for backstage)

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TEN MINS LATER

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Xellos: ..... no one's come back yet ^___^ .... (burns the kids)

Kids: AAAAAGH!!!

(((( BAM! ))))

Filia: (is crushed by a jeep full of goats) X___X

Mokona: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm not done yet!

Filia: Why do you hate me?! (sobs)

Mokona: You're wasting my life with stupid questions! Xellos! Make sure she doesn't go anywhere again!

Xellos: Aw man... all alone again.

Mokona: *sigh* OK, fine! ZELGA-BUNNY! GET YOUR PATHETIC BACKSIDE OVER HERE AND KEEP XELLOS COMPANY!

Xellos/Zelgadis: WHAT?!

Mokona: I SAID GET OVER HERE! (waves finger causing Zelga-bunny to fly onstage)

Mokona: Now I'll be back! Make sure that Phillie-head doesn't leave.

Filia: IT'S FILIA!

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FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER

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Zelgadis: (burnt) X____x

Xellos: *sigh* I'm so bored...

(((( BANG! ))))

Filia: (is smashed by a truckload of baluga whales) X_______________X

Mokona: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Xellos: Bravo!

Mokona: Hey, where'd your little friend go?

Xellos: What little friend?

Mokona: OMG YOU KILLED ZELGADIS!!!

Zelgadis: X__x

Xellos: Oh, he's probably not dead (yet)

Mokona: WEE WOO! WEE WOO! (pulls out a bazooka from behind her back) This is the Attacked Mystification Police! You are under arrest! Drop your weapons!

Xellos: -__-

Mokona: RESISTANCE IS NOT AN OPTION! (fires bazooka)

((((((((( KABOOOOOOM! )))))))))

(at which point in time the entire studio is completely annihilated)

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Heh heh.... I'm hyper... R&R plz

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