A/N: Howdy, here is chapter TWO! Okay, I spent all day at work and I'm tired...done complaining, here you are. Please review.





Disclaimer: See Chapter One.





I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare

I'm just a kid I know that it's not fair

Nobody cares

'Cause I'm alone and the world is having more fun than me

Tonight

-I'm Just A Kid, Simple Plan





Chapter Two

















"Welcome, students old and new, to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry," said headmaster Albus Dumbledore. "This year promises to be an interesting one, as it is the Marauders' seventh and final year here...I sense that you are all very hungry, so without further ado...what is an 'ado' anyway? Is it some type of animal, or-"

"Professor Dumbledore!" Ally shouted. "With all due respect, GET ON WITH IT!"

"Oh, I am sorry, Miss Tuksan," Dumbledore said with a chuckle. "Lets eat."

The old man clapped his hands and the food appeared.

"Food!" Sirius and James said, high-fiving each other. They then proceeded to stuff their faces.

"Wow, this seems oddly familiar," said Ally. Remus laughed as he took a human-sized bite. "Once again, Remus, thank you."

"For being the civilized one?"

"You got it."

"No problem."

"I would die for their metabolism," said Kate. "If I hate half of what they eat, I'd throw up."

"Yeah," said Lily.

"By the way, Pete, you lost the Sorting Contest again," said Remus. "You're buying."

"I figured as much," said Peter.

As dinner dissolved into dessert, the Marauders did their thing.

Before he knew what was happening, Snape stood on top of the Slytherin table. The rest of the Slytherins got up and stood in front of the table.

As the music started to play from out of nowhere, Snape started to sing 'I Will Survive', the rest of the house acting as backup singers, in front of the entire student body.

I can not find words to describe the laughter of the other students...it was great!





After the feast, Ally, James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter were called to Dumbledore's office.

"That was an interesting one," said the headmaster.

"Thank you, sir," said Ally.

"Now, for you punishment..." The professor was thinking hard. "Okay...you have to clean the Gryffindor Common Room during you free period on Friday, no magic."

"We can't do that all in one period!" said Sirius. "It's too big!"

"Your free time on Fridays is a double period, if I'm not mistaken," said Dumbledore, double checking the scedual.

"Yes, sir, then," said Remus.

"James, you're the Head Boy and-"

"I know, I know, I have to set an example for the younger students," James said dully.

"Precisely. Why don't you five get to bed?"

They nodded.

"Good-night, sir."

"Can you *please* explain that left field right field thing to us, Ally?" Peter asked as the group walked up to Gryffindor Tower.

Ally sighed, annoyed.

"Rem could you-"

"Transfiguration pranks come from left field, Charms pranks come from center field, Potions pranks come from right field, and anything not previously mentioned is from the infield."

"Thanks, Rem," said Ally.

"How come he understands it?" Sirius questioned.

"I don't know," said Peter.

"Password?" asked the Fat Lady.

"Fajita," said James.

"Fajita?" Ally repeated.

"I didn't set it," said James, "don't look at me."

The five of them went their separate ways after saying goodnight to each other.

As Ally entered the girls' dorm, the other three looked up.

"When is your detention?" Lily asked.

"Me and the boys-"

"It's *the boys* and *I*," Jenny corrected her.

Ally glared at her.

"*Me* and *the boys* gotta clean the common room during our double period that we have off on Friday without magic. No big deal."

"No big deal? You have to clean *without magic*!" Kate said.

"We're used to it," said Ally. "Good-night." Ally shut the curtains, changed into her pajamas, and fell asleep as soon as she put her head on the pillow.

















A/N: I know it's short, but I'm mad tired. Thanks a bunch for reading.

-Kristin-