Will the real Seto Kaiba Please stand up?

Artic: Ah, my second story today! And, Seto you aren't insane!

Seto: *pops from under a couch* I'm not?

Artic: Nope…BUT I AM! I found an eighth Millennium Item! A pendent of a wolf! Weird huh? Oh well! *changes Yami and changes Seto Chibi*

Seto: *In a Mokuba-ish voice* You little…*goes on cussing Artic out*

Yami Artic: THIS is Seto Kaiba? Damn my aibou is retarded….

It started like a normal day at the Kaiba mansion. Mokuba was playing Duel Monsters with Artic, and Seto was in his…computer-ish, work-ish place. While dueling, Artic and Mokuba were listening to the song Face Up, Face Down.(A/N: Download it on the official website. Peggy *gulp* is kinda good at singing)

Artic: *singing* Face Up, Face Down, Attack or defend…

Mokuba:*also singing* Face up, face down, this battle's to the end…

Artic: Prepare to lose, Kaiba-boy! I play Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode!

Mokuba: Not so fast…. erm…. Kaiba-Girl! Dragon Capture Jar, Go! Now, Obelisk!

Artic: Ack! Mokuba, I congratulate you, FOR TAT LUCKY GAME!

Mokuba: How about a rematch then?

Artic: Eh, no…

Suddenly, they heard a scream from Seto's workplace thing.

Mokuba: BROTHER!!!

Artic: *snickers* Seto sounds like a girl…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Mokuba runs upstairs dragging Artic behind him. When they get to the…place…Mokuba gasps. Artic almost faints. Seto is standing there, but there are 5 more Seto's behind him, including one with green hair and orange eyes.

Artic: Seeeeeeto!

Seto: …um…Hi guys! ^___^

End chapter one!

 A preview of Chapter 2!

Seto: Artic, I love you!

*Season 1 (y'know green haired one) Seto runs in*

Season 1 Seto: No, I do!

*4 more come in*

All Setos: She's MINE!

Mokuba: Big brother! I need help!

*All Seto's rush to Mokuba and start yelling suggestions. *

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Yami Artic: Well, Tomb Robber, gimmie! *Lunges for Bakura's ring*

Bakura: I think not. *steps aside*

Seren( my pal, NOT the anime one,grrr…Seto lover…..): Come now Bakura, time to go! *drags Bakura out by the ear*

Bakura/Yami Artic: Nooo, s/he has an item!

Artic: *runs in* Maybe I should take this back.

Yami Artic: NOPE! *Sits on Seto's lap* I'd rather you not.

Seto: -. -;

Artic: *fumes and pushes Yami Artic off Seto and his her with Malik's rod (where'd that come from?)* REAVIEW KIDDIES! I NEED LUCK FOR MY TEST TOMMORROW!

Seto: O.o;

Mokuba: ^_________________^ YAY! TWO ARTICS! ^______________________________________________________________________^