Will the real Seto kaiba PLEASE stand up?
Artic: *walks around pouting and sniffling* CHEATER! *sniff*
Yugi: *pokes Artic* Whatsa matter?
Artic: Clay… LOST!!! *burst out in tears (if you watch Sailor moon, you see Serena do this 100 times an episode)*
Yugi: What?
Artic: American Idol, y'know?
Yugi: OH…why'd you like Clay?
Artic: He's cute…
Seto: *fumes*
Artic: *not paying attention*…he's nice, he sings well, he rocks, he's from Raleigh, LIKE ME!!!
Yugi: O.O
Seto: *pouts and glares at wall* O\_/O
Artic: *runs into streets with Anti-Ruben sign and screams, "Assassin wanted! Yami's included!"
Artic stared at the Seto's and hugged them all.
Artic: Aww! They so cuuuuuuuuuute!
Seto; *smacks Artic across the head*
Artic: …ow….
Mokuba: I think this is a job for…. SUPER MOKUBA!!! *is wearing BEWD PJ's*
Artic: O.O AWW! *Huggles Mokuba*
S1S (Season 1 Seto): O.O…HEY…he looks like me…. And he does and he does and he does….
Seto: *sits on couch running hands through his hair (A/N: Aww….)* How the HELL can we get out of this mess?
Artic: WE? 'Cuse me Mr. Moneybags but *I* didn't do anything!
Seto: Oh, be quiet!
Artic: *sticks out tongue* Make me!
Seto: *bites tongue* Just did.
Mokuba: Ewwie! Ewwie EW EW!!!! To-To! (Mokuba's name for Seto) BAD!
Seto Clones: What'd WE do?
Mokuba: Not YOU! *sniffles* I want mah bro!
Seto Clone 1: I'm here Mo-Mo.
Mokuba: you aren't Seto! Seto doesn't wear THAT much Polo!
Seto: HEY!
Artic: *quietly* I like it….
Mokuba: *looks at watch* HOMEWORK TIME!!!
Seto: only kid that likes homework….
Artic: Speaking of homework….
Seto: ….what?
Artic: You know what!
Seto: I, uh, did it already!
Artic: *pulls Seto by the ear to table outside by a pool* Sit! Homework! Now!
Seto: What about yours?
Artic: *I* do MINE during Study Hall, INSTEAD OUT PLAYING DUEL MONSTERS ALL DAY!
Seto: *is shocked*
Mokuba: *is doing homework happily*
Artic: *is glaring at Seto*
Seto Clones: *are swimming in pool playing Marco Polo*
Seto: *is doing homework sadly*
Artic: *is point out Seto's handwriting's messy*
Seto: *doesn't give a shit*
Artic: *is lecturing Seto*
Seto: *isn't listening*
Artic: *watches until Seto's done with his homework* YAY! Now it's reward time!! *drags Seto to bedroom (no sicko's it isn't TAT! Watch…I mean read!)*
Seto: *plays some pinball game on is computer* damn Arian (Yep, named the computer! ^__^) Beat me again.
Arian: 100 to 67 isn't that bad, sir.
Seto: yes it is!
Arian: Nope!
Seto: *shuts Arian down* Artic, I want to tell youse something!
Artic: Yea, Seto? *is watching Kapu (mah little black wolfie!!!) chases squirrels outside and decapitate them
*Seto: Artic, I love you!
*Season 1 (y'know green haired one) Seto runs in*
Season 1 Seto: No, I do!
*4 more come in*
All Setos: She's MINE!
Mokuba *from patio*: Big brother! I need help!
*All Seto's rush to Mokuba and start yelling suggestions. *
Seto 1: 1976!
Seto 3: No you ass, it's 27!
S1S: You freaks! It's 760,999 meters long!
Mokuba: O.o
Seto: *pushes Seto's away* Move it, ya SOB's!
Artic: *yawns* Meh tired. Meh going seepie bye! *Falls asleep on couch*
Seto 5: Aww…*pokes Artic* NEW TOY! NEW TOY! I GOTS A NEW TOY!
Seto's: Nuu fair! *poke Artic*
Seto: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O\_/O!!!
Mokuba: To-To! Quit it! I found the solution! If you press this! *Presses button on machine Seto was working on* and this! *Another button* and say Ahfsdhfhsfsyryryjsrwursjf! *Says it* Then the go away! *All Seto's pop away except S1S*
Seto: What?!?! Uh, Mokuba the weird one's still here!
S1S: Weird? I think not! Know how Artic's a Yami? (A/N: I messed up on dat other one…heh…I'm da Yami of da house!)
Seto: Yes, what about it!
S1s: You're mah Yami and mah name is Otes Turmoil Kaiba!!
Seto: *faints*
Otes: Aibou power!!!!!!!!! *runs around with hands stretched in front of his head*
Mokuba: wanna eat some sugar?
Otes YAY! SUGAR!!!!
Artic: MAH STORY! YAY! And…. Me has an announcement…
All cast and you, the reader, are silent staring at Artic/screen
Seeing mah Aibou likes Ice and Artic is an Ice-ish name… I have decided to change my name!
You: *gasp*
Artic: I am changing my name to Blaze! Like? Mwee! Me fire!
You: O.o
Blaze: See Seto!
You: *look at Seto*
Seto: *hands you money* Review this Ra-forsaken story and she'll lay off the sugar. *whispers weakly* I beg you…please!
