Will the real Seto kaiba PLEASE stand up?

Artic: *walks around pouting and sniffling* CHEATER! *sniff*

Yugi: *pokes Artic* Whatsa matter?

Artic: Clay… LOST!!! *burst out in tears (if you watch Sailor moon, you see Serena do this 100 times an episode)*

Yugi: What?

Artic: American Idol, y'know?

Yugi: OH…why'd you like Clay?

Artic: He's cute…

Seto: *fumes*

Artic: *not paying attention*…he's nice, he sings well, he rocks, he's from Raleigh, LIKE ME!!!

Yugi: O.O

Seto: *pouts and glares at wall* O\_/O

Artic: *runs into streets with Anti-Ruben sign and screams, "Assassin wanted! Yami's included!"

Artic stared at the Seto's and hugged them all.

Artic: Aww! They so cuuuuuuuuuute!

Seto; *smacks Artic across the head*

Artic: …ow….

Mokuba: I think this is a job for…. SUPER MOKUBA!!! *is wearing BEWD PJ's*

Artic: O.O AWW! *Huggles Mokuba*

S1S (Season 1 Seto): O.O…HEY…he looks like me…. And he does and he does and he does….

Seto: *sits on couch running hands through his hair (A/N: Aww….)* How the HELL can we get out of this mess?

Artic: WE? 'Cuse me Mr. Moneybags but *I* didn't do anything!

Seto: Oh, be quiet!

Artic: *sticks out tongue* Make me!

Seto: *bites tongue* Just did.

Mokuba: Ewwie! Ewwie EW EW!!!! To-To! (Mokuba's name for Seto) BAD!

Seto Clones: What'd WE do?

Mokuba: Not YOU! *sniffles* I want mah bro!

Seto Clone 1: I'm here Mo-Mo.

Mokuba: you aren't Seto! Seto doesn't wear THAT much Polo!

Seto: HEY!

Artic: *quietly* I like it….

Mokuba: *looks at watch* HOMEWORK TIME!!!

Seto: only kid that likes homework….

Artic: Speaking of homework….

Seto: ….what?

Artic: You know what!

Seto: I, uh, did it already!

Artic: *pulls Seto by the ear to table outside by a pool* Sit! Homework! Now!

Seto: What about yours?

Artic: *I* do MINE during Study Hall, INSTEAD OUT PLAYING DUEL MONSTERS ALL DAY!

Seto: *is shocked*

Mokuba: *is doing homework happily*

Artic: *is glaring at Seto*

Seto Clones: *are swimming in pool playing Marco Polo*

Seto: *is doing homework sadly*

Artic: *is point out Seto's handwriting's messy*

Seto: *doesn't give a shit*

Artic: *is lecturing Seto*

Seto: *isn't listening*

Artic: *watches until Seto's done with his homework* YAY! Now it's reward time!! *drags Seto to bedroom (no sicko's it isn't TAT! Watch…I mean read!)*

Seto: *plays some pinball game on is computer* damn Arian (Yep, named the computer! ^__^) Beat me again.

Arian: 100 to 67 isn't that bad, sir.

Seto: yes it is!

Arian: Nope!

Seto: *shuts Arian down* Artic, I want to tell youse something!

Artic: Yea, Seto? *is watching Kapu (mah little black wolfie!!!) chases squirrels outside and decapitate them

*Seto: Artic, I love you!

*Season 1 (y'know green haired one) Seto runs in*

Season 1 Seto: No, I do!

*4 more come in*

All Setos: She's MINE!

Mokuba *from patio*: Big brother! I need help!

*All Seto's rush to Mokuba and start yelling suggestions. *

Seto 1: 1976!

Seto 3: No you ass, it's 27!

S1S: You freaks! It's 760,999 meters long!

Mokuba: O.o

Seto: *pushes Seto's away* Move it, ya SOB's!

Artic: *yawns* Meh tired. Meh going seepie bye! *Falls asleep on couch*

Seto 5: Aww…*pokes Artic* NEW TOY! NEW TOY! I GOTS A NEW TOY!

Seto's: Nuu fair! *poke Artic*

Seto: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O\_/O!!!

Mokuba: To-To! Quit it! I found the solution! If you press this! *Presses button on machine Seto was working on* and this! *Another button* and say Ahfsdhfhsfsyryryjsrwursjf! *Says it* Then the go away! *All Seto's pop away except S1S*

Seto: What?!?! Uh, Mokuba the weird one's still here!

S1S: Weird? I think not! Know how Artic's a Yami? (A/N: I messed up on dat other one…heh…I'm da Yami of da house!)

Seto: Yes, what about it!

S1s: You're mah Yami and mah name is Otes Turmoil Kaiba!!

Seto: *faints*

Otes: Aibou power!!!!!!!!! *runs around with hands stretched in front of his head*

Mokuba: wanna eat some sugar?

Otes YAY! SUGAR!!!!

Artic: MAH STORY! YAY! And…. Me has an announcement…

All cast and you, the reader, are silent staring at Artic/screen

Seeing mah Aibou likes Ice and Artic is an Ice-ish name… I have decided to change my name!

You: *gasp*

Artic: I am changing my name to Blaze! Like? Mwee! Me fire!

You: O.o

Blaze: See Seto!

You: *look at Seto*

Seto: *hands you money* Review this Ra-forsaken story and she'll lay off the sugar. *whispers weakly* I beg you…please!