From the File Cabinet of Artemis Fowl
-* Chapter Three: The Third Tidings*- (A.N: "tidings" is yet another word
for "news")
This folder is very odd. For one thing, it is bright turquoise, for another it is completely empty, and for another, it tastes like grape chewing gum.
I think I have made some progress with the first folder. It is about Artemis's social life at school. It was very boring, so it is now serving as fuel for the pathetic little fire I have managed to light here on the snow.
I haven't bothered trying to figure out what this means, since it is probably the only food source for miles around. So I think I'll use the second folder to help me out here so I don't starve to death; I think freezing is a much better way to die, since there is hardly any pain until body parts turn into ice.but then it doesn't hurt anymore because your other body parts start to freeze up, and the next thing you know, you're a human Popsicle.
Oh, look, it's a polar bear! How cute. And it has it's cubs with it! Okay, nice mother bear.no, I'm not tasty..nice bear.nice. AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
This folder is very odd. For one thing, it is bright turquoise, for another it is completely empty, and for another, it tastes like grape chewing gum.
I think I have made some progress with the first folder. It is about Artemis's social life at school. It was very boring, so it is now serving as fuel for the pathetic little fire I have managed to light here on the snow.
I haven't bothered trying to figure out what this means, since it is probably the only food source for miles around. So I think I'll use the second folder to help me out here so I don't starve to death; I think freezing is a much better way to die, since there is hardly any pain until body parts turn into ice.but then it doesn't hurt anymore because your other body parts start to freeze up, and the next thing you know, you're a human Popsicle.
Oh, look, it's a polar bear! How cute. And it has it's cubs with it! Okay, nice mother bear.no, I'm not tasty..nice bear.nice. AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
