Disclaimer: This how you remind me, this is how you remind me of what I
really am. This is how you remind me that I own nothing!
AN: This is my first Kenshin fic, definitely a comedy, and not for the serious of heart. Be gentle and please remember to review, leave your email address too :)
Kaoru Is Bored!!
Things were quiet at the shrine. Nothing had happened at the shrine. Yahiko was snoring in the shrine. Sanosuke and Megumi were away from the shrine. And Kaoru, well . . .
"IT'S SO BORING AROUND HERE!"
Kaoru was a little bored in the shrine. (Kaoru- A LITTLE?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN A LITTLE?!) Kaoru was really, really bored in the shrine. Kenshin was out in front of the shrine, contentedly sweeping the steps (of the shrine) when Kaoru crawled up towards him on her belly, her voice hoarse as she spoke.
"Miss. Kaoru what on earth is the matter?"
"Oh! Oh! Kenshin! It's so horrible!"
Immediately Kenshin drew his sword, looking so valiant, in the wind his beautiful red hair glistening as it reflected the sunlight, his muscles looking all muscular, his perfect pearly teeth shining as he smiled, his cute little sandals looking especially cute, and . . . (Kaoru - HEY THAT'S MY MAN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT; Me- OH! Sorry Kaoru!)
"What is the matter Miss. Kaoru?!"
She immediately got up and clung to him, sobbing all femininely as she whimpered out the horrible, horrible truth.
"I'M BORED!"
His mouth opened in shock, his soft pink lips looking all soft and pink, as he held her with his perfectly chiseled arms and in his tight warm and handsome embrace. . . (Kaoru- HEY! Me- oops sorry again!) as he made a horror-struck face and screamed in an unusually high voice
"NO! YOU CAN'T BE! Don't worry miss. Kaoru, I'll save you!"
"Oh Kenshin, my hero!"
And so, our heroes set out towards the town, to find something to keep Kaoru from falling perilously into boredom.
(AN: I told you it was pointless? Oh? I didn't tell you it was pointless? It's pointless. There, R&R to see If the horrible boredom will be solved, if Yahiko will ever stop snoring, WHERE exactly Sanosuke and Megumi were, and why Kenshin has so much better looking hair then Kaoru. )
AN: This is my first Kenshin fic, definitely a comedy, and not for the serious of heart. Be gentle and please remember to review, leave your email address too :)
Kaoru Is Bored!!
Things were quiet at the shrine. Nothing had happened at the shrine. Yahiko was snoring in the shrine. Sanosuke and Megumi were away from the shrine. And Kaoru, well . . .
"IT'S SO BORING AROUND HERE!"
Kaoru was a little bored in the shrine. (Kaoru- A LITTLE?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN A LITTLE?!) Kaoru was really, really bored in the shrine. Kenshin was out in front of the shrine, contentedly sweeping the steps (of the shrine) when Kaoru crawled up towards him on her belly, her voice hoarse as she spoke.
"Miss. Kaoru what on earth is the matter?"
"Oh! Oh! Kenshin! It's so horrible!"
Immediately Kenshin drew his sword, looking so valiant, in the wind his beautiful red hair glistening as it reflected the sunlight, his muscles looking all muscular, his perfect pearly teeth shining as he smiled, his cute little sandals looking especially cute, and . . . (Kaoru - HEY THAT'S MY MAN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT; Me- OH! Sorry Kaoru!)
"What is the matter Miss. Kaoru?!"
She immediately got up and clung to him, sobbing all femininely as she whimpered out the horrible, horrible truth.
"I'M BORED!"
His mouth opened in shock, his soft pink lips looking all soft and pink, as he held her with his perfectly chiseled arms and in his tight warm and handsome embrace. . . (Kaoru- HEY! Me- oops sorry again!) as he made a horror-struck face and screamed in an unusually high voice
"NO! YOU CAN'T BE! Don't worry miss. Kaoru, I'll save you!"
"Oh Kenshin, my hero!"
And so, our heroes set out towards the town, to find something to keep Kaoru from falling perilously into boredom.
(AN: I told you it was pointless? Oh? I didn't tell you it was pointless? It's pointless. There, R&R to see If the horrible boredom will be solved, if Yahiko will ever stop snoring, WHERE exactly Sanosuke and Megumi were, and why Kenshin has so much better looking hair then Kaoru. )
