From the File Cabinet of Artemis Fowl
-* Chapter7-GAH!!!Again *-
This just isn't my day! I have now lost an important diary entry containing information about Artemis' computer diary! This time I lost it to my tea and crumpets. I was just buttering a crumpet while reading the entry, when I spilled a large quantity -in other words, amount- of butter onto the page. Thinking that it was okay, I proceeded to add sugar to my tea when I got sugar STUCK IN THE BUTTER! And now all that is left of the page is a buttery film covered in sugar(.
Now I am trying to find away to get down off this cliff to my boat without A)having to walk through the foresty jungle place behind the cliff since I see a tiger there just waiting to eat me, or B)slipping while trying to climb down, or C) getting some rescue helicopter out here, since I am terrified of helicopters. So, since it is unsafe to talk any further until I get off this cliff, I have to eat my cell phone to end this conversation. Farewell till then!
This just isn't my day! I have now lost an important diary entry containing information about Artemis' computer diary! This time I lost it to my tea and crumpets. I was just buttering a crumpet while reading the entry, when I spilled a large quantity -in other words, amount- of butter onto the page. Thinking that it was okay, I proceeded to add sugar to my tea when I got sugar STUCK IN THE BUTTER! And now all that is left of the page is a buttery film covered in sugar(.
Now I am trying to find away to get down off this cliff to my boat without A)having to walk through the foresty jungle place behind the cliff since I see a tiger there just waiting to eat me, or B)slipping while trying to climb down, or C) getting some rescue helicopter out here, since I am terrified of helicopters. So, since it is unsafe to talk any further until I get off this cliff, I have to eat my cell phone to end this conversation. Farewell till then!
