Disclaimer: I don't own anything, not even the crazy events in this story I
SWEAR I DIDN'T WRITE IT, THEY MADE ME . . . okay so I wrote it but . . . -.-
;; I don't own Kenny-Kins
AN: This crazy chapter is dedicated to the following people, JIMC, the man, Laura, Faegirl430 and rk23! (In case you didn't notice these are all the people who reviewed my story and thought that the pointlessness was funny.) Anyway, to respond to a question from one of my reviews, I know that the ddr crossed time and all but -.-;; well I was just listening to the soundtracks and I suppose it got out of hand ~sigh~ anyway, this chapter wont make any more sense so ENJOY!
Kaoru Is Bored
~Last Time~
"And just when Kenshin thought that Kaoru's problem had been solved . . . she fell to the ground, face pale as she reached up, touching Kenshin's cheek she whimpered . . .
"I'm Bored"
~Now~
Kenshin's perfectly sculpted, brilliant, nicely tanned, cutely scarred, perfect, and handsome . . . (**Kaoru slams the DDR machine on top of Avalon** SORRY!) face grew a pale whitish color upon hearing the words that he had most dreaded. So, with a sigh he picked up Kaoru, and carried her out of The Village Game Center, where Sanosuke and Megumi had already started up again. She was out cold, so, he carried her to the place where he loved to be . . .
"KENSHIN!"
"OH KENSHIN SWEETY!"
"WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT TODAY?"
"MANICURE?PEDICURE?HAIR?FACE?"
"OH POOR KENNY KINS! DON'T TELL ME YOU NEED YOUR LEGS WAXED AGAIN
ALREADY!"
Kenshin was greeted with the high squeaky voices which were responsible for his perfection. Mina, Trina, Lina, Rina, and Bob's. He had stepped through the threshold of The Village Beauty Parlor. The pinkest, most feathered, most gossipy, most feminine place in the village. With a relaxed sigh he set Kaoru down on the soft, feathered, pink, couch and placed himself in the care of the squeaky voiced people.
"All of them. I'm tired today, and poor Miss. Kaoru is bored. I must
look my best in order to search the land for the cure."
And so, nodding sympathetically, Mina, Trina, Lina, Rina, and Bob set out to make Kenshin the prettiest girl at the ball, err . . . the handsomest guy in the village. (AN: which he already is, but still, he has to have that shiny, perfect, long, luxurious, manly hair cleaned once in a while right?) And it was to this scene that Kaoru awoke, Kenshin, surrounded by four pretty women, and one really hairy woman, dressed in pink surrounding Kenshin and getting him all dolled up. Mina was happily chatting with Kenshin as she polished his oh so perfect fingernails. Trina was snipping away at Kenshin's pretty, gorgeous, so much better then Kaoru's hair. Lina was waxing Kenshin's muscular, long, but not too long, toned, just the right shade of tan legs. Rina was polishing Kenshin's toenails all shiny like. And Bob was just running around sprinkling fairy dust on the whole operation. Kaoru opened her mouth all shocked and said in a horrified voice,
"THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE BETTER HAIR THEN ME!"
Kenshin looking a bit guilty took Kaoru's hands and kissed them all handsome perfect gentlemanly like and said.
"Bob, would you please do Miss. Kaoru's hair?"
And Bob responded.
"Yes master Kenshin, most handsome perfect handsome, handsome perfect
man in the world."
And so, Kenshin and Kaoru spent the morning, and a good part of the afternoon being treated all pretty like. And when they came out they glowed like the pretty stars they were. (AN: Kenshin grew more though because he is already pretty.) And so just when everything seemed right in the world, Kaoru's powdered face grew pale and she said in a trembling voice.
"Kenshin . . . I'M BORED!"
(AN: Didn't I say I would tell you how Kenshin's hair always looks so much better then Kaoru's? Stay tuned for the next pointless episode of Kaoru's Bored. Oh, right, I have to receive at least two reviews for it to come out. I've already finished typing it and everything so REVIEW!)
AN: This crazy chapter is dedicated to the following people, JIMC, the man, Laura, Faegirl430 and rk23! (In case you didn't notice these are all the people who reviewed my story and thought that the pointlessness was funny.) Anyway, to respond to a question from one of my reviews, I know that the ddr crossed time and all but -.-;; well I was just listening to the soundtracks and I suppose it got out of hand ~sigh~ anyway, this chapter wont make any more sense so ENJOY!
Kaoru Is Bored
~Last Time~
"And just when Kenshin thought that Kaoru's problem had been solved . . . she fell to the ground, face pale as she reached up, touching Kenshin's cheek she whimpered . . .
"I'm Bored"
~Now~
Kenshin's perfectly sculpted, brilliant, nicely tanned, cutely scarred, perfect, and handsome . . . (**Kaoru slams the DDR machine on top of Avalon** SORRY!) face grew a pale whitish color upon hearing the words that he had most dreaded. So, with a sigh he picked up Kaoru, and carried her out of The Village Game Center, where Sanosuke and Megumi had already started up again. She was out cold, so, he carried her to the place where he loved to be . . .
"KENSHIN!"
"OH KENSHIN SWEETY!"
"WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT TODAY?"
"MANICURE?PEDICURE?HAIR?FACE?"
"OH POOR KENNY KINS! DON'T TELL ME YOU NEED YOUR LEGS WAXED AGAIN
ALREADY!"
Kenshin was greeted with the high squeaky voices which were responsible for his perfection. Mina, Trina, Lina, Rina, and Bob's. He had stepped through the threshold of The Village Beauty Parlor. The pinkest, most feathered, most gossipy, most feminine place in the village. With a relaxed sigh he set Kaoru down on the soft, feathered, pink, couch and placed himself in the care of the squeaky voiced people.
"All of them. I'm tired today, and poor Miss. Kaoru is bored. I must
look my best in order to search the land for the cure."
And so, nodding sympathetically, Mina, Trina, Lina, Rina, and Bob set out to make Kenshin the prettiest girl at the ball, err . . . the handsomest guy in the village. (AN: which he already is, but still, he has to have that shiny, perfect, long, luxurious, manly hair cleaned once in a while right?) And it was to this scene that Kaoru awoke, Kenshin, surrounded by four pretty women, and one really hairy woman, dressed in pink surrounding Kenshin and getting him all dolled up. Mina was happily chatting with Kenshin as she polished his oh so perfect fingernails. Trina was snipping away at Kenshin's pretty, gorgeous, so much better then Kaoru's hair. Lina was waxing Kenshin's muscular, long, but not too long, toned, just the right shade of tan legs. Rina was polishing Kenshin's toenails all shiny like. And Bob was just running around sprinkling fairy dust on the whole operation. Kaoru opened her mouth all shocked and said in a horrified voice,
"THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE BETTER HAIR THEN ME!"
Kenshin looking a bit guilty took Kaoru's hands and kissed them all handsome perfect gentlemanly like and said.
"Bob, would you please do Miss. Kaoru's hair?"
And Bob responded.
"Yes master Kenshin, most handsome perfect handsome, handsome perfect
man in the world."
And so, Kenshin and Kaoru spent the morning, and a good part of the afternoon being treated all pretty like. And when they came out they glowed like the pretty stars they were. (AN: Kenshin grew more though because he is already pretty.) And so just when everything seemed right in the world, Kaoru's powdered face grew pale and she said in a trembling voice.
"Kenshin . . . I'M BORED!"
(AN: Didn't I say I would tell you how Kenshin's hair always looks so much better then Kaoru's? Stay tuned for the next pointless episode of Kaoru's Bored. Oh, right, I have to receive at least two reviews for it to come out. I've already finished typing it and everything so REVIEW!)
