From the File Cabinet of Artemis Fowl
-* Chapter 8- The Fifth Folder.one that (hopefully) shan't be destroyed *-
Thus far I haven't lost any files since the butter-and-sugar incident, and have now conducted research on the fifth file that shan't, if I can help it, be destroyed.
This folder contains a script of some sort. I shall post it here:
"The First Fire of Flowntainecleau
Frank: Well, what a glorious evening for a party!
Flora: Ah, yes, you're quite right.
Felicity: Thank you all for coming.
Fiona: You're quite welcome, dearie
Flora: I love these little floating flower candles, Felicity. They're very quaint!
Fletcher: Quite.
Felicity: Thanks.
Felix: And the music. Quite charming!
Felicity: That was Finn who chose the music.
Felix: Excellent choices, Finn! I love Beethoven's work.
Finn: Thank you. I must say, I quite enjoy his music as well. (Felix and Finn walk off stage right, deeply engaged in a conversation about Beethoven)
Fletcher: I'm off to join the rest of the men, I think. (Fletcher walks off stage left)
Frank: So am I! Farewell ladies! (Frank exits stage right)
Flora: Ah, isn't it wonderful to be alone here, with no men!
Fiona: Yes, it is. Am I correct, Felicity?
(Felicity is staring at stage left)
Flora: Felicity?
(Felicity still staring, eyes growing wider)
Flora: Everything all right, dear?
(Felicity begins to shiver, then screams and faints. A brightly colored firework flies over her from stage left, snapping and sizzling)
(Flora and Fiona shriek)
Flora: IT'S THE FIRST FIRE!!!
(Flora and Fiona shriek again)"
The script ends here.
And so must my research, since a rabid cookie-eating squirrel is trying to nibble its way through the Plexiglass protection of this science lab while a masked stranger is unlocking the door. Farewell till then!
(A.N: "Shan't" means "shall not" for those of you who don't know. And also, just a fact: this chapter is BY FAR the longest because of the play script. By the way, this play does not exist.)
Thus far I haven't lost any files since the butter-and-sugar incident, and have now conducted research on the fifth file that shan't, if I can help it, be destroyed.
This folder contains a script of some sort. I shall post it here:
"The First Fire of Flowntainecleau
Frank: Well, what a glorious evening for a party!
Flora: Ah, yes, you're quite right.
Felicity: Thank you all for coming.
Fiona: You're quite welcome, dearie
Flora: I love these little floating flower candles, Felicity. They're very quaint!
Fletcher: Quite.
Felicity: Thanks.
Felix: And the music. Quite charming!
Felicity: That was Finn who chose the music.
Felix: Excellent choices, Finn! I love Beethoven's work.
Finn: Thank you. I must say, I quite enjoy his music as well. (Felix and Finn walk off stage right, deeply engaged in a conversation about Beethoven)
Fletcher: I'm off to join the rest of the men, I think. (Fletcher walks off stage left)
Frank: So am I! Farewell ladies! (Frank exits stage right)
Flora: Ah, isn't it wonderful to be alone here, with no men!
Fiona: Yes, it is. Am I correct, Felicity?
(Felicity is staring at stage left)
Flora: Felicity?
(Felicity still staring, eyes growing wider)
Flora: Everything all right, dear?
(Felicity begins to shiver, then screams and faints. A brightly colored firework flies over her from stage left, snapping and sizzling)
(Flora and Fiona shriek)
Flora: IT'S THE FIRST FIRE!!!
(Flora and Fiona shriek again)"
The script ends here.
And so must my research, since a rabid cookie-eating squirrel is trying to nibble its way through the Plexiglass protection of this science lab while a masked stranger is unlocking the door. Farewell till then!
(A.N: "Shan't" means "shall not" for those of you who don't know. And also, just a fact: this chapter is BY FAR the longest because of the play script. By the way, this play does not exist.)
