From the File Cabinet of Artemis Fowl -* Chapter 8- The Fifth Folder.one that (hopefully) shan't be destroyed *-
Thus far I haven't lost any files since the butter-and-sugar incident, and have now conducted research on the fifth file that shan't, if I can help it, be destroyed.
This folder contains a script of some sort. I shall post it here:

"The First Fire of Flowntainecleau

Frank: Well, what a glorious evening for a party!

Flora: Ah, yes, you're quite right.

Felicity: Thank you all for coming.

Fiona: You're quite welcome, dearie

Flora: I love these little floating flower candles, Felicity. They're very quaint!

Fletcher: Quite.

Felicity: Thanks.

Felix: And the music. Quite charming!

Felicity: That was Finn who chose the music.

Felix: Excellent choices, Finn! I love Beethoven's work.

Finn: Thank you. I must say, I quite enjoy his music as well. (Felix and Finn walk off stage right, deeply engaged in a conversation about Beethoven)

Fletcher: I'm off to join the rest of the men, I think. (Fletcher walks off stage left)

Frank: So am I! Farewell ladies! (Frank exits stage right)

Flora: Ah, isn't it wonderful to be alone here, with no men!

Fiona: Yes, it is. Am I correct, Felicity?

(Felicity is staring at stage left)

Flora: Felicity?

(Felicity still staring, eyes growing wider)

Flora: Everything all right, dear?

(Felicity begins to shiver, then screams and faints. A brightly colored firework flies over her from stage left, snapping and sizzling)

(Flora and Fiona shriek)

Flora: IT'S THE FIRST FIRE!!!

(Flora and Fiona shriek again)"

The script ends here.
And so must my research, since a rabid cookie-eating squirrel is trying to nibble its way through the Plexiglass protection of this science lab while a masked stranger is unlocking the door. Farewell till then!

(A.N: "Shan't" means "shall not" for those of you who don't know. And also, just a fact: this chapter is BY FAR the longest because of the play script. By the way, this play does not exist.)