Disclaimer: Why, yes, I do own Kenny-Kins! **Annoying red light thing goes
off and she is dragged away** HEY, HEY WAIT A MINUTE! LIE DETECTORS ARE
ONLY 99.9% ACCURATE!!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
AN: Dum Da, Da DUM! And now ladies and gentlemen, another pointless episode of Kaoru Is Bored! This episode is dedicated especially to Peep, since without Peep's review this chapter wouldn't have been posted! (And since I've been threatened by abduction by those dastardly meddling monkeys)
Kaoru Is Bored
~Last Time~
And so, Kenshin and Kaoru spent the morning, and a good part of the afternoon being treated all pretty like. And when they came out they glowed like the pretty stars they were. (AN: Kenshin grew more though because he is already pretty.) And so just when everything seemed right in the world, Kaoru's powdered face grew pale and she said in a trembling voice.
"Kenshin . . . I'M BORED!"
~Now~
Kenshin, in all his handsome, perfect, wonderful. . . (AN: **Kaoru snarls and slaps Avalon all the way to LA using Bob**) finery was getting just a tad bit distressed. Was there anyone that could help him before it was too late for his beloved Kaoru? Looking around desperately as he picked up the bored young woman he could see no one that would be of assistance. His gorgeous eyes hardening, and his adorable lips trembling, his cute sandals moving, and his shiny hair blowing in the wind he walked deep into the heart of the village, to search for a cure. But after a hard morning and growing afternoon of adventuring he was hungry, so he headed towards The Village Eat Center (I forgot the name -.-;; sue me!) and was greeted by Tsubame (Remember the girl Yahiko had a crush on?) Who stared at Kenshin with a raised eyebrow but kept her questions to herself and seated them. By now Kaoru was hungry as well and she fluttered her eyes open, looking at the menu she ordered . . . everything . . .
"And this, OOOH I love this! Don't forget this!"
Meanwhile Kenshin was staring into his money pouch, a sweatdrop developing until it made him tip over. But it was too late, about half the meal was gone and somewhere along the line Sanosuke and Megumi had come to sit with them, and the three were currently devouring the meal. And then . . . a couple of thugs came into the room, snatching the food from Tsubame they chortled and said.
"I'm hungry"
"REAL hungry"
Leaning casually over the table one of them gave Kaoru a look over and said,
"Hey hunny, looking for a good time?"
He didn't get a chance to hear a response though, for as soon as the incredibly smelly words had left his mouth he was hit over the head with a wooden sword. And attached to that wooden sword was (A BIRD! A PLANE! NO IT'S) a young boy, masked and wearing a cape.
"I, BOY WHO WEARS A MASK AND A CAPE HAVE SAVED THE DAY ONCE AGAIN"
Tsubame fainted. Kaoru fainted. Megumi Fainted. The thugs fainted. Sanosuke made a squeal and fainted. Kenshin sweat-dropped from all the fainting. And boy who wears a mask and a cape ran off into the night towards his bat mobile (actually he just ran in the direction of the shrine but shhh, the bat mobile just sounds cooler). As soon as Tsubame and Megumi woke up Kenshin asked, still sweat dropping ( even though it did not mar his perfection and all )
"Who was that masked boy with a cape?"
Both girls stared at Kenshin as if he was the most stupid man in the world (which he isn't because he is so perfect. . . and strong, and handsome, and dreamy, and powerful and **is hit over the head again, by Megumi, Kaoru and Bob**) and said.
"That was The Village Hero, Boy Who Wears A Mask And A Cape."
"Oh."
And so, all the girls collected to see him running off like a maniac towards the shrine (or dojo if you're a traditionalist.) Kaoru was the first to realize where he was going, and so, all climbing on top of Kenshin they ran off in the direction of the shrine . . . that is until Kaoru, Sanosuke, Megumi, The thugs, and Tsubame all whined,
"Kenshin, we're bored!"
AN: More dastardly trouble for our handsome, perfect . . . **stops herself before she gets hit again** hero? Stay tuned! ((One more chapter to go, and it's not coming out until I get THREE reviews got it?))
AN: Dum Da, Da DUM! And now ladies and gentlemen, another pointless episode of Kaoru Is Bored! This episode is dedicated especially to Peep, since without Peep's review this chapter wouldn't have been posted! (And since I've been threatened by abduction by those dastardly meddling monkeys)
Kaoru Is Bored
~Last Time~
And so, Kenshin and Kaoru spent the morning, and a good part of the afternoon being treated all pretty like. And when they came out they glowed like the pretty stars they were. (AN: Kenshin grew more though because he is already pretty.) And so just when everything seemed right in the world, Kaoru's powdered face grew pale and she said in a trembling voice.
"Kenshin . . . I'M BORED!"
~Now~
Kenshin, in all his handsome, perfect, wonderful. . . (AN: **Kaoru snarls and slaps Avalon all the way to LA using Bob**) finery was getting just a tad bit distressed. Was there anyone that could help him before it was too late for his beloved Kaoru? Looking around desperately as he picked up the bored young woman he could see no one that would be of assistance. His gorgeous eyes hardening, and his adorable lips trembling, his cute sandals moving, and his shiny hair blowing in the wind he walked deep into the heart of the village, to search for a cure. But after a hard morning and growing afternoon of adventuring he was hungry, so he headed towards The Village Eat Center (I forgot the name -.-;; sue me!) and was greeted by Tsubame (Remember the girl Yahiko had a crush on?) Who stared at Kenshin with a raised eyebrow but kept her questions to herself and seated them. By now Kaoru was hungry as well and she fluttered her eyes open, looking at the menu she ordered . . . everything . . .
"And this, OOOH I love this! Don't forget this!"
Meanwhile Kenshin was staring into his money pouch, a sweatdrop developing until it made him tip over. But it was too late, about half the meal was gone and somewhere along the line Sanosuke and Megumi had come to sit with them, and the three were currently devouring the meal. And then . . . a couple of thugs came into the room, snatching the food from Tsubame they chortled and said.
"I'm hungry"
"REAL hungry"
Leaning casually over the table one of them gave Kaoru a look over and said,
"Hey hunny, looking for a good time?"
He didn't get a chance to hear a response though, for as soon as the incredibly smelly words had left his mouth he was hit over the head with a wooden sword. And attached to that wooden sword was (A BIRD! A PLANE! NO IT'S) a young boy, masked and wearing a cape.
"I, BOY WHO WEARS A MASK AND A CAPE HAVE SAVED THE DAY ONCE AGAIN"
Tsubame fainted. Kaoru fainted. Megumi Fainted. The thugs fainted. Sanosuke made a squeal and fainted. Kenshin sweat-dropped from all the fainting. And boy who wears a mask and a cape ran off into the night towards his bat mobile (actually he just ran in the direction of the shrine but shhh, the bat mobile just sounds cooler). As soon as Tsubame and Megumi woke up Kenshin asked, still sweat dropping ( even though it did not mar his perfection and all )
"Who was that masked boy with a cape?"
Both girls stared at Kenshin as if he was the most stupid man in the world (which he isn't because he is so perfect. . . and strong, and handsome, and dreamy, and powerful and **is hit over the head again, by Megumi, Kaoru and Bob**) and said.
"That was The Village Hero, Boy Who Wears A Mask And A Cape."
"Oh."
And so, all the girls collected to see him running off like a maniac towards the shrine (or dojo if you're a traditionalist.) Kaoru was the first to realize where he was going, and so, all climbing on top of Kenshin they ran off in the direction of the shrine . . . that is until Kaoru, Sanosuke, Megumi, The thugs, and Tsubame all whined,
"Kenshin, we're bored!"
AN: More dastardly trouble for our handsome, perfect . . . **stops herself before she gets hit again** hero? Stay tuned! ((One more chapter to go, and it's not coming out until I get THREE reviews got it?))
