Disclaimer: **Barters with corporate business people** two pennies, a paperclip and some string, how much of Kenshin will that get me? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING?!

AN: Lol, this has become a pretty pointless fanfics, it might last one more chapter besides this one, maybe, and it all depends on what happens on this one. The funniness ends here people : (. Oh yes, I don't know the old man's name, just that he's, a doctor, and like a grandfather to Kaoru so I call him grandfather.

Kaoru Is Bored
Not Quite A Boy, Grandfather Wonder

~Last Time~ He didn't get to finish his sentence for Megumi and the two thugs had run into the quickly crowding room (and over the always handsome Kenshin) and yelled at the top of their lungs

"WE CAPTURED BOY WHO WEARS A MASK AND A CAPE!"

And so everyone fainted on top of Kenshin. Ow.

~Now~

Kenshin stood in front of the scene before him, surprise, annoyance, thugs and bob all over him. Sanosuke and Megumi were sobbing pathetically. Yahiko, trying to console Tsubame, who was attempting to commit suicide with his pillow. Kaoru, who was yelling, and himself, standing protectively in front of the poor old man who had gotten himself into a heap of trouble. How this scene had come about? Kenshin whimpered softly as Kaoru kept yelling, and tried to distract himself by remembering.

**FLASHBACK**

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAPTURED BOY WHO WEARS A MASK AND A CAPE?"

Tsubame, the usually shy quiet girl was suddenly screaming at the top of her lungs, and then proceeded to faint into the arms of the thugs, who had already fainted into Kaoru's arms, who had already fainted into Sanosuke's arms (can you see where this is going?) who had already fainted into Megumi's arms and so on. After a few moments of faintedness Kenshin, the thugs, Sanosuke, Megumi, Kaoru, Yahiko, and Tsubame were running into the main room of the dojo, only to see an old, unmasked man, tied and bound, and surrounded by two little girls who squealed

"Uncle Kenny"

And ran towards him.

***END FLASHBACK***

That's how everyone found out, that the dashing, heroic, amazing, Boy Who Wears A Mask And A Cape was really an old man, Kaoru's surrogate father, and in a lot of trouble.

AN: O.o Shocking, a new chapter after so long isn't it? In case you haven't heard, I'm seriously considering putting a stop to writing, all writing, if you guys have any comments R&R and don't forget to leave your email!