Author type person's note thingy: yes yes, I'm ACTUALLY writing, hooray for me!! ::cheers:: Anyways, s'nothing much, but fun to make. I give you.... SHORTS!! ::throws short shorts into the crowd:: And NOW I give you the random shorts ::tips hat:: good day ::skips off::

Disclaimer: blah blah blah... I own NOTHING blah blah blah... don't freakin' SUE ME!!!

::Schuldig, Farfarello, and Nagi sitting on the sofa in the living room, watching TV::

Crawford: ::walks in:: Why the hell are you three still up...?

Schuldig: ::grins:: TV..

Farfarello:: ::kinda tired:: ::smirk:: hah.. Hell..

Crawford: bah... whatever... ::walks off muttering:: 3:45 in the damned morning..

Nagi: ::snatches the remote and starts turning the channel::

Schu: Woah! Hey! Turn it back!!

Nagi: I don't wanna watch PORN!!!

Schu: Too bad!! ::snatches it back:: There's nothin' else on anyway..

Nagi: We can watch the Discovery Channel

Schu: _ Hell will have to freeze over ten times before I watch that...

Far: ha.. Hell freezing over..

Schu: ::rolls eyes:: NO Discovery Channel!

Nagi: Hai! ::fighting for remote:: Let GO! Jerk!

Schu: Twerp!

::remote buttons are pushed, TV channels flip::

TV: .. the Catholic Channel, loving God 24/7

Far: ::is definitely up now:: O_#

Nagi: ::lets go of remote:: not.. good..

Schu: ::drops remote:: shi-

Far: TURN IT!! TURN IT NOW!!!!

::stuff happening, chaos occurring, mayhem ensuing::

Nagi: Wagh! Wait, don't!!

::shik, crack, shatter::

Schu: ::gasp:: Television NO!! You KILLED HER!!

Nagi: "her"...?

::wrestling, yelling, stuff being kicked over::

Crawford: ::in bed, pillow over his head:: _O kill them all.. O_ ::groan::

End author type person's note thingy: OK, so it wasn't REALLY short but it wasn't REALLY LONG either so it was more of a long short.. or a really short long story. OR it's a.. hmm.. well, it's SOMETHING.. hee hee, caps are FUN!! JA!! ::waves::