'Elloz! It's me Willow.....I hope I'm doing okay at this......
"Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothing to do Nowhere to go I Wanna be sedated Just get me to the airport And put me on a plane Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go insane I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain Oh no oh no Just put me in a wheelchair
And get me to the show Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes Oh no oh no" Hermione and J sang in the car on the way to the mall.
"Yes, yes, yes the Ramones are the best!" Hermione told J.
"Yes they are. OoO Lets try this song" J said popping in a CD.
"Roll out! Roll out! Roll out! Roll out!" J sung.
"OH MY GOD J!" Hermione said laughing.
"Sing with me Chicka! You know you want to. Roll out!" J laughed bouncing around.
"Now where'd you get that platinum chain with them diamonds in it? Where'd you get that matchin Benz with them windows tinted? Who them girls you be with when you be ridin through? Man I ain't got nothin to prove, I paid my dues Breakin the rules, I shake fools while I'm takin 'em, whewwwww! Tell me who's your weed man, how do you smoke so good? You's a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood?
What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG? A couple a cans a whoop ass, you did a good ass job of just eyein me, spyin me." They both sang.
"Holy shit!" Exclaimed Hermione pulling into a parking space. "Did you see the looks we were getting?!"
"Yeah, did you see that old granny give me heads up? Laughed J, which sent Hermione into a fit of giggles.
"She was like Wud up my Hommie. I've never in my life seen an English white old lady do that in my life!" He finished in a fit of laughter.
"Me neither. We better get into the mall and max these things out before I die of laughter." Hermione said through fits of laughter.
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"OoO J! Look they have some Taking Back Sunday CD's!" She said jumping up and down "And Rufio! Yay!" She finished looking around Hot Topic.
"What do you think of this belt Herms?" Asked J.
"I like the studs! That would great with a wife beater and a pair Dickies and-" She thought for a moment before continuing "And those pair of chucks you have on now."
"You're right." He stated. "Oh my god this choker would look fabulous on you!" J exclaimed.
"OoO I love it! I don't know why I didn't see it before?"
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"Oh look" Hermione whispered walking into Victoria Secret.
"OoO Girl!"
"What? I'm practically 18!" She protested
"No need to protest I was just wondering which guy you wanna wear this for?" He asked smiling.
"Please I saw that look. Hmmmmz I wonder.... Benji Madden" She replied.
"Not uh girl! Are you for real?"
"Hell yeah! Has you seen his eyes? They're gorgeous!"
"Ick I'd rather go for his bro Joel. Besides you know I like my men hot"
"What the fuck?! He is hot! He is so beefcake material!"
"No Joel is so beefcake material!"
"You idiot they're twins" She laughed
"Please I knew that. Chicks only dig him cause he has tattoos and several piercings"
"And gorgeous eyes." She reminded him.
"You're crazy!" He laughed
"Look who's talkin'! You copied Party Boy from Jackass and went around London holding a boom box doing a striptease." At that both of them burst out laughing.
"Shhh!" Said the sales woman.
"Sorry." They apologized purchasing their stuff and walking out the door.
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"Oh god! How is this all gonna fit into my trunk!" Worried Hermione.
"Use a shrinking spell." He said loading the dozens of bags into the back.
"J you know I can't use magic outta school."
"Then I'll do it cause there is no way in hell you're gonna leave anything behind."
"J I wish you could come to Hogwarts with me." She sighed handing him another bag.
"Me to but you see I'm 22-outta school. God how I miss it sometimes"
"It would so cool if you could become a professor! Imagine *Professor Knowls*"
'You're the surprise of your life.' He thought to Hermione.
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"Oh, oh, oh! Red light! Change CD!" Said Hermione.
"Girl, you really got me goin' You got me so i don't know what i'm doin' Yeah, you really got me now You got me so i can't sleep at night Yeah, you really got me now You got me so i don't know what i'm doin', now Oh yeah, you really got me now You got me so i can't sleep at night
You really got me You really got me You really got me
See, don't ever set me free I always wanna be by your side Girl, you really got me now You got me so i can't sleep at night Yeah, you really got me now You got me so i don't know what i'm doin', now Oh yeah, you really got me now You got me so i can't sleep at night
You really got me You really got me You really got me Oh no..." Sang Hermione.
"OoO Someone here likes the oldies." Taunted J
"Shut up." She said throwing her Hogwarts letter at him "I can't help it The Kinks have a kick ass guitar solo."
"True." He admitted.
"Someone likes the oldies" She mocked and ducking when he threw the letter back at her head.
"Hey I'm driving" She warned
"Oh god we're gonna die!" Was his reply and then he grabbed the letter before she could hit him upside the head.
"I don't need the letter J"
"No PLEASE don't hurt me! I LO-UH-UH-VE you LOVE you!" He sang in an oldie tune.
"I love you too." She replied smiling.
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"Oh look Mickey D's 'Mione!" J cried.
"OoO Pit stop." She responded
"What are you gonna get?" He asked walking through the door.
"Oh J look! They have little Orko toys From He-Man Masters of the Universe. I so have to get one!" She squealed in delight.
"Yes Orko is the cutie wizard dude."
"May I please take your orders?" Asked the guy checking out J.
"Yes a number one, four, and a salad shaker please." Answered J.
"That will be nine pounds sir." *A/n I'm not sure how the money system works there.*
"Okay thank you. Your order will be up soon." He said giving Hermione and J cups and dropping Hermione's giving J a great view of his ass.
'Damn!' Thought J.
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"That dude was so checking you out J!" I told him.
"No shit and he was one hella hottie! He slipped me his number when I went to get a shake."
"OoO J's gonna get some." She sang. "Did you see the way he bent over giving you a nice view and everything? I think he gave me quite a view myself." She finished.
"Uh--Uhh--Um Wow." He stuttered
"I bet you're getting a boner just thinking about it." She laughed
"Shut up." He replied crying in his hands.
"You're laughing I see that million dollar smile as your Americans say"
He uncovered he face there was tears streaming down from holding his laughter in.
"Music?" She asked laughing.
"Yes AAR." He replied.
"Yeserie we can do that"
"Please just don't play with me My paper heart will bleed This wait for destiny won't do Be with me please I beseach you Simple things, that make you run a-way Catch you if I can Tears fall, down your face The taste, is something new Something that I know Moving on is, easiest when I am around you. So bottle up old love, And throw it out to sea, Watch it away as you cry Now a year has past The seasons go...." They both hummed the tune turn into the gate opening.
"After this we need to go to Diagon Ally *A/n Sp?*" J told Hermione.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" She groaned. "We have seven days till school starts lets just chill for the next...Um... Lets say five to six days"
"Okay you win we chill, pig out, and watch movies. What do you say?" He said exhausted.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! I LOVE YOU!" She screamed kissing his cheek.
"Now boost up my ego and tell me I'm the greatest and sexiest man in the world."
"You're the greatest and sexiest man in the world and Ludacris and Tyrese will be on the floor begging like a puppy to be spankin'." She replied.
"Damn girl! Now I'm gonna have to go take a cold shower at the thought of them doin' that and more." He laughed laying the bags inside the house.
"Here's your tissues and lotion. See you in a while J." She said dropping the bags to go find a movie.
The first song was Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated
The second song was Ludacris- Roll Out (My Business)
The third song was Kinks -You Really Got Me
The forth song was All American Rejects- My Paper Heart
Here's a Picture of Orko
I hope I did ok (=
Willow
