Today Ash and friends are working for Blue bell. Not sure why.

"MISTY!!! YOU KILLED KENNY!!!" Shouted Ash.

"Who's Freddie Bob Joe?" Asked Misty.

"It's not my sister's stockings." Said Brock.

"There's a brain on my hard drive!" Shrieked Karen.

"I turned the radio off while the satellite was drinking coca-cola!" Will exclaimed.

"I AM A DALMATION!!!" Shouted Lance.

"Would you hurry up and eat that stale coconut?" Asked Clair.

"I don't have a farm!" Argued Gary.

"Someone ate my foot!" Shouted Chuck.

"I love shopping carts." Said Blue.

"Someone's throwing toilet paper at my pedestrian again!" Falkner whined.

"I hate this place!" Screamed Jasmine.

"Mmmm, Pidgey… the other other white meat." Said Blaine hungrily.

"Who's responsible for the spotted rug on my Magmar's tail???" Demanded Professor Oak.

"I will survive the sandstorm…" Said Erika mysteriously.

"The ceiling is collapsing on my head!" Lugia sang.

"Who said biscuits were square?" Replied Lance.

"This is a stick-up. Put your hands in the air." Commanded Pikachu.

"But I didn't taste the wood!" Protested Giovanni.

Richie started floating. Lance spun around in a circle and shouted "CHEESE" five times. Misty ate a donut.

"Splendid! I have rabie shots!" Shouted Misty.

"My eyes are burning!" Shouted Bruno.

"I never destroyed the city!" Argued Duplica.

"Why is the world upside-down?" Asked Ash.

"Who threw penguins in the liver pool?" Asked Lt. Surge.

"The code is two double-digits!" screamed Pryce.

"2+2 = 56-83 x 495 squared." Said Brock smartly.

"I DEMAND A RECOUNT!" Shouted Slowpoke.

Raichu sneezed and made a bagel.

"Someone smells like cake." Said Clair suspiciously.

"I didn't use Protect on the wild Tauros!" Shouted Lance.

"Then who stuck a Flaaffy in the book of world records?" Demanded Dewgong.

"The glowing orb of idiots is on fire!" Screamed Melody.

Tracey jumped off a hot-air balloon. He landed in Wisconsin.

"I know who Eiatieatjpe is!" He shouted.

"It's not my red fork!" Shouted Bruno.

Lance ate potato chips on a giant Pokeball. Donkey Kong played chess with Bulbasaur. Jolteon befriended Primeape.

"Someone put a huge mutant killer foot in my cherry soda!" Shouted Koga.

"Maybe it would be easier if you rubbed the Snorlax on a pineapple tree." Bugsy suggested.

"But I don't have a waffle!" Chuck whined.

The Pillsburry dough boy did Jumping jacks on Morty's car. Gengar did Hop-scotch with a deformed rabbit. Someone set Ash's hat on fire.

"NO! My cape is eating scrambled eggs!" Screamed Lance.

"Then don't talk about my muffin!" Huffed Misty.

"Then who will polish my sword?" Asked Janine.

The whole cast of Digimon goes to Hawaii. Everyone except for Exeggcute goes to outer space and eats at Burger King. Metapod does cartwheels on Delibird.

"I HATE SODIUM CHLORYDE!!!" Shouted Clair.

The world grows another atmosphere. Every single fast-food restaurant in the world goes out of business and takes up tennis instead. Alakazam flies to Uranus and does Solarbeam on a rabid dinosaur.

"I will eat my ancestors." Said Link.

Half of the Pokemon go on Family Feud. The other half has a snowball fight in the desert.

"I love burning lima beans." Said Falkner.

A Farfetch'd did Rapid Spin and turned into a carrot.

"Who put a box on my head?" Sabrina demanded.

"He lives!" Said Frankenstein.

"Who wrote "Ash & Misty 4-ever" on my bathroom stall?" Demanded Lance.

Ash started whistling.

Misty when snowboarding.

"Don't touch my Swinub!" Shouted Brock.

"In-sanity, in-sanity!" Sang Jasmine.

"Who threw my sock to the sun?" Asked Bugsy.

"For the last time, Ho-oh did Sacred Fire on your Vulpix's wedding dress!" Shouted Todd.

"I gotta get a sketch of this!" Shouted Tracey. Old, boring, predictable Tracey. Messing up my new, interesting, UN-predictable insane-liness fic.

The whole cast of EVERY TV SHOW IN EXISTANCE starts to pummel Tracey. He dies, taking with him a new record of .00000000000000000000000000000000039 seconds. Easy to die fast when there are billions of millions of actors destroying you.

Enough of my fun. Back to insanity.

"Pidgey flew on my bike!" Complained PyroVulpix.

"Flareon poured gasoline on my radio shack!" Shouted Lccorp2.

"I'm a commedian!" Shouted Corrector9Yui.

Miss Misty USA threw an Ariados on a beard. Legendary-Raikou destroyed Platform Nine and Three Quarters. PinkScyther was killing Tracey's ghost, and then killing the ghost of the ghost of Tracey, then the ghost of the ghost of the ghost of Tracey, etc.

GrowlyGirl lit a firecracker.

Farla became head of the society of preventing Pokemon abuse.

ZeoViolet ate a cracker, and threw donuts at the Empire State Building.

The world gave off an essence of cream cheese. Ash, Misty, and Brock lost their voices and flew to Japan. The world rolled and hit the bowling pins.

THE END :D

I hope no one minds (if you're in the fic) that you're in it, because I felt maybe some people wouldn't like it. But you never know…