Today, we find, strangely enough, lccorp2 playing Chinese Checkers with Ash, Misty eating an exploding hunk of garlic bread, and Brock doing backflips and frontflips at the same time. How is that possible? I have no clue.

"Wake up and go to sleep!" Barked Ash.

"Stop snoring on my waffle." Lccorp2 replied.

"Brock! Get your ear our of my peach cobbler!" Misty shrieked.

"Why is the sky green?" Asked Falkner.

"THE PASSWORD IS MOUSEPAD!!!" Screamed Sabrina.

"Green cheese and jam." Said Red.

"Who put that conditioner on my bed?" Demanded Ditto.

"Why are Pidgeots blue?" Asked Whitney.

"How many cinnamon rolls can Ivysaur roll over before he turns into the foot of a Rhydon?" Asked Blaine.

"404 Error. We can't find the page you requested. Please try again later." Said Giovanni.

"THE EMPEROR'S NEW SCORPION JUST EXPLODED ON MY SPRINKLER!!!" Screamed Erika.

"For the last time, I didn't paint your Charizard purple!" Bugsy replied.

"GOLBAT!!!!!!!!!!" Shouted Agatha.

"Who here has a golf club?" Asked Lance.

"I have an automatic washing mashine!" Moltres offered.

"No thanks, I still have to wash my air molecules." Ash replied.

"Someone had beans last night." Said Clair suspiciously.

Everyone sniffed around and it led to Tracey. Tracey screamed and ran away, relieving our characters of the horrible stench. But let's not go there.

"Put a smile on!" Sang Chuck.

"Too quiet…" Said Jasmine.

Karen jumped in the swimming pool. Will threw lemonade glasses at Lance. Lance started drawing goose eggs on his cape.

"I hate cake." Said Lance.

"Don't touch the holy wishing well!" Screamed Lt. Surge.

"I wanna play Hide and Go seek!" wailed Bruno.

"Don't press the blue button!" Warned Morty.

"I work for Microsoft!" Announced Kurt.

"I invented the internet!" Shouted Pryce.

"I was a founder of AOL!!" Said Tracey.

Everyone begins to pummel Kurt, Pryce, and Tracey.

"Gimme back my meatballs!" Screamed Clair.

"Stop touching my rooster!" Replied Lance.

"Spinach is taking over my bedroom!" Shouted Will.

"I want a pet octopus!" Shouted Karen.

A Seel appeared. It blew up and flew to Saturn.

"I am cloned from Mew!" Shouted Arbok.

"No, you fool. I AM YOUR FATHER." Said Butterfree.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" screamed Gyarados.

"I wish I was made out of gold!" Sang Skarmory.

"I feel like a million bucks!" Announced Magikarps.

"Give me my pay check!" Screamed James.

"I want Oranges! Now!" Shouted Jessie.

"Someone has a radioactive grapefruit, and I want it." Said Lorelei.

The Elite Four took a vacation to the Ice Path. The Gym Leaders sank to the bottom of the ocean, except they were all okay with the exception of Chuck and Pryce. (evil laughter) Plus Yui would not be very happy with me if I was mean to Morty. 8-D

"Who stole the peppers from the cookie jar?" Sang Gary.

"I stole Metapod's wallet!" Whitney announced.

"I H8 U ALL!!!!" Shouted Abra.

"I pulled a Lugia out of my hat once." Ash bragged.

"I saw a pencil that could use a computer!" Misty protested.

"Who ate my shoe?" Brock demanded.

The world turned into Exeggutor's Vine Whip. Ash and Koga flew to the sun and turned into ice cubes. Erika played professional football.