Ash and friends blah blah were walking down the road to Blackthorn City when a huge flying sprinkler landed on Misty's head.
"ECONOMICS CLASS!" Misty shrieked.
Ash turned into a peanut.
Brock started hugging a television.
"What's one plus one?" Chuck wondered.
"It's not a porcupine!" Morty added helpfully.
"It's ten-point-one-one-one-four-two-six-six-seven-two-three donut holes." Jasmine replied smartly.
"Wow, thanks, eat my aardvark's pajamas!" Shouted Chuck.
"Eat cheese!" Shouted Clair. "It's good for ya!"
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Shouted Whitney's Miltank.
Team Rocket battled a Bug Catcher. A Girafarig plays Chinese checkers with Pikachu. The author hugs Xatu to near-death.
"BLAST THOSE DARN TWERPS, I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those kids and their overgrown twenty-foot long mutant komodo dragon!" Shouted Bruno.
"Bruno! You left your wheat flakes in my gym!" Cried Lance.
"Pryce's Piloswine won't stop taking over my bathtub!" Countered Bruno.
"VOICES!!! IN MY HEAD!!!" Shouted Tracey.
"Nah, it's probably just your head lice." Misty snapped back.
"I wonder if they make scrambled eggs in Kentucky?" Ash wondered.
"They probably eat polka-dotted moose's hide for dinner, and then fly away on their radioactive Meowth balloon to capture a shiny Smoochum." Brock added.
"Togetic is eating my headband!!!!!!!!!" Shouted Tracey.
Likewise, a huge Togetic was dancing on a water stone.
"Shut up, Tracey!" Warned Misty.
The author, PinkScyther, and various Tracey-haters come from around the globe and lock him in a small confined area. There are faint screams of "NOOOOOOO!" from in the room, and all is silent.
A red Houndour trots up to the Statue of Liberty and does Thundershock on a wild flying Bulbasaur.
"DARN THOSE SECURITY CAMERAS!!!" Shouted Will.
"THE LION KING IS ATTACKING!!! QUICK UMBREON, USE SEISMIC TOSS!" Shouted Karen.
"My helix fossil ate my grilled cheese!" Wailed Janine.
"Don't worry, I'll find your dog." Bugsy offered.
"MY WASHING MACHINE!!!" Cried Lance. "LIFE IS USELESS NOW!!! OH, WHERE IS THE JOY IN HUMANITY???!?!???"
Everyone stared at a plant, then turned into Electabuzzes and Magmars.
Pryce turned into a walking stick and did Leech Seed on a pocket watch.
"Dinnerbell dinnerbell ring!" Sang Morty.
A Gengar started dancing with an inanimate object.
"The world is coming to an end…" Said Bruno mysteriously.
"The bug-catching contest is dancing on my ironing board!" Shrieked Erika.
"Route 36 is cute!" Shouted DJ Lily. (I heard her say that one time on GB :P)
"Bow down to Pewter City, foolish mortals!" Shouted a Youngster.
"Sandslashes are purple!" Shouted Tauros.
"And Lugias are crimson!" Shouted Skarmory.
"Entei is blue!" Shouted Jasmine.
"Keyboards are on sale at McDonalds!" Shouted Sabrina.
"My ears have turned into adhesive lemons!" Shouted Blaine.
"There are Bacon strips in Comic meat!" Shouted Falkner.
"Eat the 6,000 red balloons, will ya?" Asked Rocket Grunt.
"Quick! Kill the desktop before My Documents swells and eats Milk Chocolate Crispie Gems!" Shouted Lorelei.
"DUMMMYYYYHEEEAAAAAADDDD!!!!" Shouted Moltres.
Articuno and Zapdos jumped over the candlestick, but it turned into the truck in Vermillion City and ate them.
"Now we can all join forces and eliminate the Power Rangers!" Shouted Brock.
"EQUILIBRIUM IS BETTER THAN GRAVITTYYYY!!!!" Sang Chuck.
The mouse exploded. Then the world melted and chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream rained from the heavens. Koga's Venomoth did Toxic on Tracey, poisoning him… you can figure out the rest…
"NOW WE CAN TEACH OUR MANTINES FLAMETHROWER!!!" Everyone sang (except Tracey duh) and then they joined hands and danced on a random space shuttle.
