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Okay maybe that wasn't such a good idea… Anyway!

"I'm hungry!" Ash complained.

"Go polish a rock, I'm flying." Misty replied.

"Spinach! Spinarak! Spike!" Shouted Brock.

Koga started juggling coconuts.

Bruno and Chuck started fighting over a teddy bear.

"Help! My buns are burning!" Shouted a hot dog.

"Lizards rule!" Shouted Clair.

A Charmeleon started climbing on ice cubes.

"BREAD! I MUST HAVE BREAD!!!" Shouted Misty.

"EAT DIRT SLIME BREATH!!!" Ash shouted as he crushed a slug under his shoe.

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!" Shouted Koga.

Brock ate their road map.

"Now how are we going to get back to the ham and cheese sandwiches?" Ash asked.

"Iiiitttt's a small world afffffter all!" Sang Falkner and Erika.

"Jingle Bells! Batman smells!" Sang Moltres and Morty.

"Robin ate an egg!" Sang Vaporeon and Pidgeot.

"BEWARE THE EVIL ALTER-EGOS!!!!" Shouted Lance.

"THERE ARE KANGAROOS IN THE BATHTUB!!!" Shouted Clair.

"Stick 'em up!" Shouted a Caterpie.

"I surrender! I surrender!" Shouted Mewtwo.

"Stop shouting!" Shouted Karen.

"The tree is on fire! The tree is on fire!" Exclaimed Whitney.

Janine and Bugsy did the chicken dance.

"I want my lawyer!" Shouted Giovanni.

"Oooh won't you come and riiiiide in my beautiful, my beautiful, ballloooooooooooon!" Sang Pryce.

"It's time to go slay Barney!" Shouted Jasmine.

"The peanuts are exploding, the peanuts are exploding!" Will sang.

"NOT THE PEANUTS!!!!" Shouted Lance.

An elephant started chewing on some spare trousers.

"Yo ho, yo ho, I'm a pirate!" Sang Brock.

"Nyeer nyeer, you'll never catch me!" Misty shouted as she jumped on a rocket and zoomed around a sign twice.

"Mmmm… Donuts…" Said Pikachu.

"Holy Hitmontop! Heed Ho-oh! He hates Holland! Help!" Said Misty.

"Liar is Mewtwo spelled backwards!" Sang Brock.

"Game Boy Advance is eating my pants!" Sang Chuck.

"WHERE'S THE EXIT???" Asked Jasmine.

"In the red letters…" Janine replied.

A plastic army man blew up.

Clair did cartwheels on Blaine's Rapidash.

"GET OFF THE GRASS!" Shouted Blaine.

"Guuuyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Shouted Tikoejimiroewakookikaaki, the Spanish god of the burning donut holes.

"BRUNO!!! MOVE MY COOKIES!!!" Lance shouted, pointing to a rather large pile of fainted Tyranitars on the floor.

"Kiyaaaaaah!" Shouted a Channeler. "Let me see your soul…"

"Shut up and take your rice krispies!" Clair snapped.

"Feraligatr smells like cheesecake!" Shouted a rabid Growlithe.

"Fee Fie Fo Fum. I smell… A MAD URSARING!!!" Shouted the Iron Giant.

"Simbaaaaaaaa!" Shouted Mufasa.

"Supercalafragilisticexpialadotious!" Shouted Koga.

"There's an evil fuzzle in my refridgerator!" Shouted Lugia.

"Don't worry- I'll dehydrate it!" Ho-oh offered.

Mewtwo did pole vaults.

"If grass is green, violets are blue, and caterpies taste like q=32x + a(23c), how many molecules are in a Steelix?" Asked Earl.

"Shteeliksh." Said a Steelix.

"I'm Super Mega Onix Man!" Said Brock.

"QT is the formula for water!" Sang Giovanni, who then called his lawyer.

A Rainbow-colored Aipom appeared and stuffed Mint Berry pies down Lance's throat.

Lance woke up. Then he woke up again. Then he fell asleep. But he was having such a boring dream he started dreaming again.

A Snorlax fell from the sky and landed on Tracey, shattering him into gazillions of miniscule pieces.

Everyone mentioned before (except Tracey) celebrated by sending fan mail to General Mills and writing stories about fruit loops.