Disclaimer: C'mon now, I really owned everything here, Mozenrath would have his own channel. And Aladdin, well, who really cares?

" What do you mean MY citadel is unfit for life?!!"

" As in no one should live there Mozenrath. It's inhospitable!!"

" And your palace is great? I've seen your hunting room!!"

" What's wrong with a hunting room?"

" Nothing. I mean, EVERYONE should have a lovely room of death." 

" You're one to talk about rooms of death."

" I don't have any rooms of death. Dead bodies reek! And so do you, d'ya mind standing down wind?"

" Why you-"

" Now now, kiddies, play nice."

Aladdin and Mozenrath glared at each other a few more seconds even though Genie had broken up the fight. One growling at the other; neither one wanting to lose the staring contest.

The two weren't exactly the best of friends. In fact, they hated each other. Both had made attempts on each other's life. But they were brothers, so whether they liked it or not, they needed to work together to set things right again.

What exactly is wrong you ask? Well, if you know who Mozenrath is, and are still alive, then you'd know what was wrong with him now. The sheer fact that he is not a 'he' anymore. In fact, 'he's a 'she' now.

How did this happen you ask? I guess I should start from the beginning. Yes, I suppose that would be a good idea. Better sit down this may take a while.

~Earlier~

" MOZENRATH!!!!!!!"

" Go away Cordelia!!"

" BUT I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!"

" Then stop chasing me!!"

Mozenrath, ruler of the Black Sands and soon-to-be ruler of the Seven Deserts, was actually running from something. That 'thing' was a priestess named Cordelia who seemed to be in love with him. Not the type like crushes had, not the mushy, I'm-gonna-puke love Jasmine and Aladdin had, but the obsessed kind. Like 80 messenger boys at his citadel doors first thing in the morning, obsessed. Like 120 delivery boys with flowers for him in the middle of the day, obsessed. Like there, staring you in the face when you wake up in the morning, obsessed. Anyway you put it, this girl was a nut. Apparently they don't all live in California.

He would have used his gauntlet on her, but that would mean he'd have to stand still. And standing still would mean she would be able to put her hands on him and, ulck! Touch him. This was the last thing he wanted, so he just ran like hell.

" I LOVE YOU!!!!!"

" Leave me alone!!"

" I WILL IF YOU MARRY ME!!!!"

" When Satan peddles ice cream!!!! Now get away!!"

" You're not being very nice to your fiancée!"

" That because I HAVE NO FIANCEE!!!!"

" Gotcha!!" Cordelia made a tackle for him. She dove forward in an effort to catch him. But Mozenrath sensed her movement behind him and 'BAMF'ed up to the high ceiling.

Cordelia hit the floor hard. She rubbed her head and looked around for Mozenrath. He was sitting on the ceiling; panting and holding his heart. She pouted and jumped up, trying to catch him. He took the time to catch his breath. He was getting tired. She'd been chasing him for 3 hours straight.

" Mozenrath!! Come down here!!"

He glanced at her from his position from the ceiling. Then he waved her off and collapsed so he could breathe again.

She stomped her foot and yelled up to him. " You get down here right now or I'll put you out on the couch!!"

This time he gave her a 'WTF?' look." It's my citadel!! I go wherever I wanna go, whenever I wanna go, however I wanna go there!! Now get out!!"

He now had the energy to fire on her. Blue-black energy shot down at Cordelia. She screamed and leaped out of the way. He was too tired to aim right, so that was all he could do.

Cordelia looked at the hole in the floor in shock. " You shot at me!"

" And I'll do it again!!"

" You would shoot at a very gorgeous priestess who is willing to dedicate your life to her and have approximately 3 children before the age of 30?"

" That's right. And be happy doin' it!!"

Cordelia jumped up and down, dodging the dangerous blasts until she was out of breath. Then she glared up at him and tossed a small vile up at him.

Not knowing, and or caring, what the vile was, Mozenrath just watched it come up at him. He was Mozenrath of the Black Sand, what could she do to him? Well the container burst on contact; his immediate reaction was to cover his eyes so the chemical wouldn't get on his face.

The strange blue liquid was actually warm and it was slimy. He immediately felt his body reacting to whatever it was. He was shrinking in size and his innards were moving around. Before he could even begin to ask what was going on, his clothes felt like they were rags. He was bigger than he was before in every sense of the word. And his hair was longer? All the way to his back? And his right arm? He could feel it. And without magic!!

" If I can't have you, no woman can. This way I make sure! And the only way back would be by blood relative. And I know you have none! So if you want to go back to normal, just come by my temple, we'll get married on the way. If not, you stay that way forever!! Take care, now. Bye-bye then." With that she stuck her tongue out at him and skipped off.

Mozenrath waited until she was gone before he even thought about getting down from the ceiling. Well, more like he fell.

" Ahh!!"

He landed on his backside. But the pain that should have been there was numbed by pure shock. When he yelled as he fell, it sounded like a woman was screaming. There were no women in his citadel. Cordelia was gone, Jasmine wouldn't be here and his mother, well, she screeched, so that was out too.

" If there's no one else here, then where did that…sound…come…Is that coming from me?!!" He scrambled up from his position on the floor and over to a shiny silver shield on the wall and looked at his reflection.

" AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

He looked down at himself, then at the mirror. He did this about three or four times until he believed it. He touched the mirror, then himself. He was real. It was real.

His chest was bigger than it should have been. And rounder. His hips, while they had never been very wide, were now the size one would need to have children; this made him shudder. And his body was all around smaller. He was having to hold his clothes up to keep them on. His hair was a black, curly banner behind him. It went down to his knees now that he was standing and could see it all.

" The hell?!! Cordelia turned me into a woman!!!"