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Briar lay on his bed looking up at the ceiling, why did he and that Cabbage Spit have problems? It just wasn't right! He ALWAYS got on well with plants, mainly because he's a plant mage but him and plants well were meant to be together, it was written in the stars (as well as his pink fluffy diary that he kept under his bed).

There was a knock at his door and in walked is foster sisters,

"Briar dear-"

Oh crap

"We have an idea"

Double crap

"We have the address of this really nice girl and we thought that if you like we can get her to go out with you"!

Oh ^&!"$##*

"You mean" he corrected "That you want me to go out with some girl 'cos I freak you out and I have no choice in the matter"!

"Well that's one way of putting it" shrugged Daja

"Okay, when do I meet her?"

~*~

"So, like what do you do, like in your spare time"

"Stuff"

"Yeah, like, I like doing that too isn't that, like funny? So what do you want to like, do?"

"Stuff"

"Like, cool, I just LOVE like, doing stuff!"

"Yeah stuff's cool"

"Well its like, late so I'm going to like, go home"

"Yeah"

~*~ As soon as Briar got through the door he ran up to his room trying to avoid talking to his sisters about his so call date. He got up and began to cry, he couldn't stop thinking about his vegi-gal all night. He would have to try and patch things up with her.

He walked right over to his window to try and sort things out,

"Hey honey-"

"Get stuffed"

"But darlin' I love you baby!"

The Cabbage Spit snorted, she obviously did not think this was true.

"Come on, I am not telling you porky pies!"

"'Corse not"

"Look" he said "Cant we give it a try?"

"Bog off" and with that she turned her back on him, and with that she jumped out the window.