Here's chapter 2! Thank's for your reviews!!! I hope you like it soo far! *******

LAST TIME: 'Pervert!!' screamed Sango as she boomeranged him on the head. 'but she said grab on, and I did soo!' Miroku argued.

'She meant hold hands so we were all toughing her that way we could all get threw the well!' sango shouted.

'My mastake then.' Miroku huffed. Sango grabbed on to Kagome's arm, shippo on Sango's and miroku holding on to Shippo's tail, as far away from sango's boomerang bone as he could get. 'Ok on three we should all jump into the well at the same time ok?' Kagome said. 'one, two, three!' everyone jumped into the well and were transported to the frutcher.

Just then Inu-Yasha stood up, a dangerous gleam in his eye, and said quietly.

'Ready to die Dirt....?'
Chapter 2: the Attack of the sugar rush

'I wonder what's taking Inu-Yasha so long,' Sango said.

'The binding spell should have worn out by now. Maybe some kind of demon showed up?' Miroku commented. 'he wouldn't want to keep lady Kagome waiting this long to play this "game" she's planned for us.' a big perverted grin was soon seen on Miroku's face, his hand creeping toward Sango's but..

'Miroku how could you think that Kagome was that kind of-' Just guess what happened next. 'PERVERT!!!!' Sango yelled.

Poor miroku didn't have a chance. Several minuets later you could see a tiny black ponytail sticking out of the ground, surrounded by a giant mound of dirt around it. Ha! Dirt gets his revenge on one of Inu-Yasha's friends! Yes!!!

'Uh, sango? I think you over did it.' Kagome whispered.

'Well the pervert deserved it!! Sango snorted. 'he was accusing you of being as low as he was, and then wasting no time on grouping me again!' Just then a red blur was seen shooting out of the well house. It was Inu- Yasha! He looked very full of himself..

'I've officially killed dirt! No need to thank me citizens of new townsvill.' he slurred. Something was defiantly wrong. Then he noticed the last bit of miroku sticking out of a pile of dirt. Not good. 'No! Dirt has taken a prisoner! I, "the defender of people who are being attacked by Dirt", shall save you!!!'

'No, actually Inu-Yasha, Sango was the one who-' Shippo started but was cut of by Inu-Yasha's gasp.

'Oh no! Dirt has taken over the mind of Shippo, also known as the biggest brat of all time!! I'll save you, for I'm, "the defender of people who are being attacked by dirt." Come to me my donkey and we'll ride shippo to safety..' , the defender of people who are being attacked by gort once again slurred.

'Ack no-!' Shippo barely got out before being tackled by, the defender of people who are being attacked by Dirt, Or Inu-Yasha, taken by the neck, and thrown into a magical lake that doesn't really exist.

But wait, then how did the lake get there if is doesn't exist? If it doesn't exist then how was Shippo get thrown into it? This is a good question. There is really only one answer to these questions, and that answer is that there is no answer. or is there? (hey! Matrix commercial!!!)

'There, shippo is no longer possessed! Now townsvill can sleep safely! Good night professor.' and that was the end of all the madness Inu- Yasha had created. Just then while Inu-Yasha was falling to the ground, several chocolate wrappings fell out of his coat.

'What is this? Chocolate wrappers? Well that explains Inu-Yasha's behavior. He had a sugar rush! Inu-Yasha, having a sugar rush. Now that's funny!' Kagome burst out laughing, Sango along with her. 'Well, we better carry him inside. Shippo, you carry miroku.'

Shippo walked over to the monk, pulled him out of Dirt's clutches, and dragged him into the house, following Kagome and sango to Kagome's room.

Finally, Inu-Yasha and Miroku were both lying on the floor of Kagome's room. There was soon a glint in Shippo's eye that you didn't see very often. Next thing you know he's on Inu-Yasha's stomach jumping up and down.

'WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!!' He screamed. Really bad choice. Inu-Yasha jumped up, grabbed Shippo's tail and threw hiom out the window into the magical lake we talked about earlier. Really, how did it get there?

'SIT! That wasn't very nice Inu-Yasha!' Kagome yelled.

'Help!' yelled a crying shippo.

'I'll save you Mr. cactus!!!' Yelled Miroku in his sleep. Everyone turned and looked toward Miroku, who was squirming around on the floor. 'Come to me my horse! I, ' the extremely annoying and perverted cowboy of the west shall save you!!!' Miroku started making motions like he was on a horse, and started scooting around the floor.

'Not again,' Sango sighed. 'I thought that we got over the 'I'm a cowboy in the west and I'm going to save you cactus" phase.'

'Guess not..' Kagome sighed.

Well that's chapter 2! Please read and review!!!