Super Smash Bros. melee
The fanfic
Chappy one ^_^

One day, Peach and Zelda and Samus were in the mall

Zelda: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! This place is hhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peach: SOOOOOOOOOO many stores and crap free.

Samus: Yep video games are only 30$ each!! ^___________________________________________^

After buying a truck load of stuff, they went home until(MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH*cough*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHA*oops*hahahahahahahah ahxbvdcghvdfhvgvdkcvzsgdvgjyzvcgdvghzsdvf*snore*.)

Peach: What the heck was that!

Samus: have no idea

Zelda: How about *says it really fast* lookbehindyoubeforeyougeteatenbyheck.

Giga Bowser: LOOK! BARBIE DOLLS!!!!!!!

Every body runs but then Peach tripped.

Suddenly Giga Bowser got Peach and ran for life( don't ask me why)

Peach: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zelda: crap

Samus:...........................IT WAS NOT MY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLTTTT!!!!!!!!!! GET IT!

Zelda: O_O

Meanwhile the smash bros. were making a commercial

The musical:

Mario: oh ..

Yoshi joins in: We punch each other and we cry

The smashers: We really don't know why

Mario&Yoshi: We get really very badly hurt

The smashers: or go flying through the sky

Melee HIGH IN CAFFEINE BABY! mode

Fox: runs everywhere

Link: *jumps up and down*

Ness: sugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugar

Kirby:*buries head under ground*

Suddenly..

Zelda: PEACH HAS BEEN um umm uh..

Samus: kidnapped.

Mario:* faints*

Marth: how?

Zelda: well you see we were at the mall and Giga Bowser came and um uhh What was the word?

Samus :* sigh * kidnapped

Mewtwo: this is boring everything is just * mew2 plushie falls on his head * yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 2

Enter the watchamacallit I mean portal ^__^

The smashers were playing rock paper and scissors to see which four people

Will fight the next villain and it was the swords men who were lucky enough.

But mean while in the MH house a strange unknown hand came to Peach who was

Trapped in a box and had no way out.

Unknown hand: well hello Peach.

Peach: who are you?

Unknown Hand: Well I am Fiendic hand

Peach: hi! Nice to met you I mean get me outta hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeeeee

Fiendic Hand: Want me to continue Master hand?

Master Hand; sure

Peach gulped as Fiendic Hand went closer to suck her DNA ( owies)

Then

Peach: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

The smashers found a portal with a guy standing next to it

Guy: so YOU think that YOU can get through THIS portal?

Link: wanna fight about it

Link got out his Master Sword when he realized that the Guy was Seshomaru Holding the Dark Tsaiga ( I made it up)

Link: gulp

Seshomaru: Let's fight then

Link did his moves first. He did a upward slash and did a combo move which hit Seshomaru then he did a spin attack, which sent him flying with blood.

Seshomaru: you think that you can beat me so easily!?

All that Seshomaru needed to do was do the simple attack of swishing his blade and then, a HUGE blast came and went right through Link and wiped him out .

Seshomaru: Looks like you lost.

Zelda: You didn't need to kill him! We were just going to stop Master hand you JERK!

Seshomaru: Well you should have told me that

Smashers: 0_0

Back to Master Hand's Palace

Peach: I don't feel so * cough * good

Crazy hand: Of CourSe You dOn'T

Master Hand: Get ready to meet your worst NIGHTMARE!!!!

Peach: Hey that's me!

A girl came in and looked exactly like Peach except for the sword and black dress

Dark Peach: See ya later Peach ' cause your friends are going bye-bye, down the drain you know what I mean. ( liked it well get ready for some anger at ch.3 and it also says boring a lot)

Chappy 3

Dark Peach vs. All the Smash Bros. ^___^

After they went out of the portal Mario saw Peach.

Mario: Peach! Wait you're not Peach

Dark Peach: I came to kill you all GET IT!

Dark Peach formed a shadow ball

Dark Peach: die!

SFX: BOOM

Roy: STOOPID I'm gonna kill you

But Dark Peach was already behind him and she used her dark slap attack combo

Dark Peach: that was boring

Marth: Die!

Dark Peach took out her sword and well hurt Marth ( or maybe killed)

All the Smashers: DIE!

Dark Peach: boring

A bright light came and every smasher got wiped out except....

Mario: So-a you want to-a fight-a me-a?

Dark Peach: You're friends combined bore me and I'd prefer killing you right now cause you bore me

Link: That's what you think freak

Link attacked with his smash attack but he missed

Dark Peach: see what I mean, oh crap I gotta use the bathroom

After a few seconds Dark Peach did a shadow ball and tried to hit Link and Mario But they dodged it.

Mewtwo: That's it I'm gonna blow you away pathetic fool!

Mewtwo suddenly released thousands of fully charged shadow balls at Dark Peach

Dark Peach: Good but still boring. COUNTER ATTACK!

Suddenly all the shadow balls went right at Mewtwo and then

SFX: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

Capt. Falcon: That's it you're going down!

Falcon did a raptor boost a falcon kick and his smash moves but Dark Peach dodged each hit

Meanwhile at the MH palace

Peach: THAT'S IT!! No one messes around with Princess Peach Toadstool!!!!!!!!!!

Peach got a knife and cut the box and ran for life.

Crazy Hand: what was that?

Back to the story

Dark Peach: This is so boring * slaps Sheik into the ground* this is a waste of time *reflects Mario's mega fireball *

Dark Peach: I'm gonna wipe all of you out!

Every body loses three out of 5 lives ( happy or not a lot of slap is coming your way)

Chappy 4

Dark Peach vs. Peach ^____^

Dark Peach was coming back from a very boring battle and she saw Peach escaping Peach saw her dark self and ran for life but Dark Peach was already in front of her

Dark Peach: tis tis no running away from jail Peach: MOVE IT!

Dark Peach: so you wanna get out? Well you have to beat me first

Peach: Bring it on!

Peach did her slap combo but missed. Dark Peach did a shadowball but Peach countered with toad. Dark Peach then took out her sword and tried to hit Peach but Peach dodged every hit. Peach then did the crown hit smash attack but missed, then Dark Peach did a Dark slap combo and almost KO'D Peach.

Peach: Why you little!

Dark Peach: If you don't wanna die, I advise you to quit boring me.

Dark Peach pointed her sword at Peach

Dark Peach: I CAN AND I WILL DESTROY YOU NOW!

Before Peach could know it she was dead

Dark Peach: * sheathes her sword * there another doll now give 50 bucks

Giga Bowser: Thanks!

Chappy five ^_____^

Y.Link : aw man, I lust ran out of lon lon milk.

Bowser: Who cares.

Suddenly something happens

Y. Link : YAYNESS! A BOTTLE OF MILK! * gulp gulp gulp gulp fgsyugfusgfhsg*

Mario : Look guys! It's the-a castle------a

Suddenly they see a guy

Zelda: Hey Look! It's Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: great, more fangirls.

Zelda: Let's mob him girls! * girls start popping out every where* Inuyasha: crap...

Pichu: pichu, Pi...CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

All the girls get shocked like hell

Fangirls: ow.

Pichu walks up to Inuyasha and says "Pi"

Inuyasha: WHAT DID YOU SAY???????????????GAGJGGFDFDFDFG

Pichu: Pi

Pichu then ran for life as one hell of a mad man went after him

Then ...

Kagome: Have you seen Inuyasha?

Kirby: he went that way

Kagome: thanks talking fat huge puffball!

Kirby: -__________- sure don't mention it

Kirby thought: stoopid girl

Then all the smashers get teleported to the Final Destination

Master hand: welcome smashers, you are here because you have to kill your Dumb mortal enemies, rivals, blah , blah

Crazy Hand: NeXt iS FoX vS. ( I'll just call him Wolfen, GET IT!) wOlFeN

_____________________________________________________________________ playdude91: hello please review please reviw blah. Did you like it well if you have any suggestions please review

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Chap. 6 coming soon.