Jenna's Diary
Jenna: *Smiles at Alex*
Alex: *Smiles at Jenna*
Picard: *Casts Deluge on Alex*
Jenna: Hey, what the hell was that for?
Picard: 'Cuz.
Jenna: You jerk! *Kicks him*
Felix: You jerk! You made my sister kick you! *Kicks Picard*
Jenna and Felix: *Push Picard down and start to stomp/kick/stab Picard*
Alex: *Gets out Thantos Mace and hits Picard with it*
Jenna and Felix: *Continue to kick*
Alex: *Hits again*

...

Dear Diary,
I write to you under the most INCREDIBLE circumstances. The little smurf, Alex, is my boyfriend! I HATE putting up the facade just so people wouldn't think I was weird, ESPECIALLY Alex.
I have a pet name that's better than 'Smurf', but I just forgot it.
Anyways, Alex REALLY is a good guy, just a little devoid of attention...and good morals....and a little cryptic...
Well, now that I'm paying attwention to him, his attitude's realy improved. In fact, today he didn't try to cast Plume Edge on Picard again!
Of course, he did put an oil drop in his back pocket.
But he didn't throw a match in immediately!
Kudos to Alex.

...

Anyways, we're going out tonight. Smile, wink, wink.
Hopefully this will go over better then last night.
I was there a few hours helping with the clean up. Stupid Garet...hitting on me...
Felix, though, really has to take up Karst's offer to teach him how to fight barefisted.He seems sensitive about something that happened...maybe with her sister?
Alex keeps mentioning the 'Menardi Special' thing when Felix asks him to gather wood, so he assigns him to gathering fish. I wonder what that means...
Anyways, we're going to this great place in Kibombo. It's called the 'Four Lighthouses'. It's really new, though, so I'm sure it'll be packed. Felix is insisting he joins us.
He's way too protective....
With reason, of course. Hee hee.
Well, I need to go get my dress, my shoes, my anti-fanboy sword, and my beau. Adios, diary!

...

Heh. Diary, Alex is an amazing, deep, kind-hearted, weather worn, abused soul.
It's kind of sad, but I like to comfort him about his problems.
Diary? You know about how many boyfriends I've had, but you know what?
Alex hasn't even bothered to check me out, look up my skirt, purposely spill water on my chest, or anything.
What a great guy. He's in it for the emotional feel of it all.
Poor guy. :'(
We've made a lot of progress, and he isn't reminescing about Mia.
My god... Alex is INCREDIBLE! He's like... A friend, but by the same token, he's the person I care about most, because he feels the same way about me...
And my god, I sound like a sappy lovesick teenager...
Diary, shut up.
Anyways, I'm suprised he hasn't tried to get in my pants yet (Diary, you know what I mean). Well, I'm sure Alex will be curious about where I went, so I've got to go. Bye, diary!

...

Okay, things kind of went downhill from the time I came back. Alex, no, it wasn't him.
It was Felix.
With Mia.
I can't believe he's trying to break us up by using her! That evil whore! Tramp, evil, dirty, slut...
Diary, don't EVEN go there. It's warped mud-shipping. I'm allowed to say how I feel.
I don't know why Alex would even miss her. I'm glad he doesn't.
Felix gave me a look of false shocked, asked, "Hey, what are YOU doing here? What a coincidence!"
Coincidence my ass. You were eavesdropping.
Picard probably got sick of her sugary-sweet attitude, so he dropped her. But what about the so-called period of being on the rebound?
Pshh, doesn't matter. What matters is what happens next.
Felix 'accidently' spilled tea on my dress, Mia paid the waitress to come late, the manager was on buisness to SW Atteka Islet, and Felix got into a fight with Alex over how 'He should take her to a decent restraunt.' Alex fought back, and he threw a punch.
I love a man who will fight for me. Well...
I love a man who will WIN a fight for me. I appreciate Alex's effort.
Felix actually took the lessons from Karst. And apparently, he had a pair of Big Bang gloves on that he took out from his pocket.
I didn't know Alex could literally fly from the restraunt, into the horse carrige, and off to the Shaman in one rounhouse. I'm writing at his bedside.
He's so cute when he's asleep. Even if his entire torso is wrapped in bandages.
I could cast Aura, but it wouldn't help. It would also make a scene, which I don't need.
I guess I'll just take out this weird thing...A seedee playir, I think he called it.
Hmm...Red Hot Chili Peppers. That'll be fine. He should be fine alone. I have to get back to town and give my brother the beating of his life. But first, I have to give my critically conditioned knight in white bandages a kiss goodnight.
Good night, my fair smurf.

...


Alex: *Hobbles in with crutches* Bastard! *Waves a crutch at him threatiningly*
Felix: Ooh, whatcha gonna do? Bleed on me? X-D
Jenna: *Takes out Masamune* RAGE!!!
Isaac: Hey, you stole that from Sephiroth!
Jenna: *Takes out second one* RAGE!!!
Shadow: Don't forget Elmdor.
Venus Adepts: Meep.
~* 5 seconds of Draw Out later *~
Felix: *Confused, Death Setenced, Sleep'ed, critical*
Isaac: *Silenced, Confused, Posoined, critical*
Shadow: R&R, before Jenna unleashes more FFT-esque might on our pitiful heads.
Jenna: RAGE!!! *Uses Chirijradgen*
Shadow: Please!! *Dodges*