Alex's Journal
By Shadow the Hanyou
NOTES: *Grins* Prior to writing this I watched Bubble Boy, and by combining this with my limited knowledge of day time dramas....
Alex: I can't believe it... DAMN YOU GARET! DAMN YOU AND YOUR ABILITY TO NOT GET STUCK IN A COMA FOR A MONTH!!!!!
Garet: *Sheepishly grinning*
Jenna: Damned plot twists...

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Ugh....
I feel like I just got hit by a Lemurian flying ship....
Twice....
What day is it? What year? Did I get that magazine I ordered? Gee, where'd my cothes go? Hey, wasn't Jenna....
JENNA! Where is she? I remember Felix hitting me with a Shouoken, then I passed out. I guess she took me here....
Dammit! I've got to find her!

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The doctor found me about 10 feet into the hallway. I nearly passed out from my injuries. It may also shed some light to say that the doctor told me I haven't used my legs in almost a month. Unfortunately, they're also witholding my stuff...Batards. DAMN THEM ALL!!!!!
Shit, journal isn't working.... I guess I'll DRAW something to make myself feel better... (A/N: I'll send you the comic he 'drew'. E-Mail me!)
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Okay. I've surmassed I'm in Kibombo. I have nobody nearby. Jenna thinks I'm never going to wake up. In fact, she's been told I'm dead. Fuckinay!
But I guess life goes on for an average Jo. I'll wait an hour, then I'm royally ditching this place....

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Okay, I'm out of the hospital, but all I've got that's CLOSELY resembling style would be this stupid Hawaiian T-shirt and these jeans. They're not mine, but who cares. Time to go get my girl! I'm off to start hiking!
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Screw that shit. I am SO not walking. But what can I do to get to Vale quickly and easily? Hmm.... all I see is a psyenergy stone and a hunk of orichalum. Maybe...
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WHOOHA!!!! I got to Vale in about 20 minutes. I found out if you Pound Orichalum, you get a flat, shiny, low friction surface. If you add the power of the psyenergy stone...
Anyways, I've been looking around and nobody seems to be here. Nobody important.
In fact, this is like a ghost town, minus the tumbleweeds.
Shoot, this can only mean one thing...
FREE PSYCRYSTALS!!!!
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Okay, I've raided the shop. I'm lost, I don't know where to go, and this damn vermin keeps following me. Excuse me while I kick it.
Thank you.
But where did everyone go? Shoot. If only... DAMN WINDS! DAMN YOU WINDS! I ***** HATE YOU!!!!!
Stupid flyer. Geting in my face about a wedding on the Sea of Time Islet... Waitaminute...
JENNA! GAH! SHE GOT HITCHED!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?
TO GARET!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!!?
AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....

I've calmed down. I'm cool. But I have to find a way to get to the Sea of Time Islet. How will I?
The best way, I suppose, would be Yallam. But still, that's pretty far.
To explain it in ghetto:
I gotta' crash that shit, bounce with my ho, and get back to the crib with my homies, know what I'm sayn'?
Well, now my perilous quest begins.

-Fin

Alex: Bastard!
Garet: Huh?
Alex: *Glows various shades of blue*Engrave the magic of a dark god unto a rotting corpse! FLARE!!!!
Garet: Hmph. That's the weakest- *Notices it's non-elemental, bad ass FFT Flare* OH S***!!!!!!
Shadow: R&R before impact, please.