Morpheusburger

Morpheus opened a fast food store in the Matrix. His menu was Burgers that Don't Really Exist, Fries That You Only Think That You're Eating, and A Shake That Your Mind Provides. A guy came up to the counter and ordered a hot dog. Morpheus blew the guy's head off. Then Neo came, and Morpheus threw things at him until he went away. Then Morpheus went home. Overnight, a bunch of Agent Smiths came and blew up the place, because this fic wasn't as funny as I had expected it to be. Hmph. Trinity Pizza would have been much funnier.

Bunny Costume

Neo and Trinity went shopping for new clothes to wear in the Matrix. Neo bought a Bunny Costume and Trinity laughed at him. Neo said, "I'm tired of wearing black. I want to wear a Bunny Costume, so I will." Morpheus said, "If you wear that Bunny Costume, people will notice you!" But Neo said, "If we wear black shiny things, people will notice us too." Then Morpheus let Neo put on the Bunny Costume. So they went back into the Matrix, and a bunch of Agent Smiths came. They said, "Let's shoot at the guy in the Bunny Costume!" Neo went home to change.