Ebay
Neo decided to sell the Matrix. So he went on ebay, and put up a notice. He put the starting bid at $0.01, and the notice said, "Buy the Matrix! It's fun! Comes with absolutely nothing else. Free shipping, since you're already there." Nobody bid.
Trinity Pizza
Trinity went to Chuck E. Cheese's FunTime Pizza House. She ate lots of pizza and played games. But when the mouse came out, she thought he was a Mr. Smith and shot at him. The stage blew up. The security guards came and she ran. She didn't pay for her meal.
Disco and Subway
Neo and Trinity went to a disco. Trinity didn't want to go, because
disco was dead. But Neo said that by the time anyone reads this story,
they'd be dead too. So they went. They were the only people there. They left to go to Subway instead. They danced there, and Jared Fogle and Clay Henry laughed at them. Neo shoved an extra-fatty meatloaf sub down their
throats. Then they danced some more, and went home. It was a good sub.
Neo decided to sell the Matrix. So he went on ebay, and put up a notice. He put the starting bid at $0.01, and the notice said, "Buy the Matrix! It's fun! Comes with absolutely nothing else. Free shipping, since you're already there." Nobody bid.
Trinity Pizza
Trinity went to Chuck E. Cheese's FunTime Pizza House. She ate lots of pizza and played games. But when the mouse came out, she thought he was a Mr. Smith and shot at him. The stage blew up. The security guards came and she ran. She didn't pay for her meal.
Disco and Subway
Neo and Trinity went to a disco. Trinity didn't want to go, because
disco was dead. But Neo said that by the time anyone reads this story,
they'd be dead too. So they went. They were the only people there. They left to go to Subway instead. They danced there, and Jared Fogle and Clay Henry laughed at them. Neo shoved an extra-fatty meatloaf sub down their
throats. Then they danced some more, and went home. It was a good sub.
