(A/N this is the Epilog.. IT IS TOLD BY HARRY! The fifth book was sad, yet good, I'm so sad about who died, I cried. Anyway. here it is.)

EPILOG

AS TOLD BY HARRY

Ron and Hermione had an argument about who was going to write the Epilog (which oddly the argument ended up in them making out on Ron's couch.). So they let me write it.

As you know, this is a book of a true story that Ron and Hermione wrote. This really happened, and they are planning on publishing this crap. I mean, this story. And they are planning on making money off of it. They both plan to make a private agency for people who need help with a case and don't want the Ministry involved. Kind of like those Muggle private detective agencies.

It was Ron's brilliant idea, but actually I don't mean that in a sarcastic way, it was brilliant.

So, I'm sure that you people don't really care about the monster, more about Ron and Hermione's relationship.

Well, you, me, and the rest of England are wondering. have they had sex? Well, I'm going to ask them, I will be right back..

OK, here was the answer I got, Ron said all the time, and Hermione smacked me. So, I'm still not sure.

But yes, they have kissed. a lot. They have gone on dates, sort of. Hermione and Ron aren't the usual couple. They usually just sit at one of their houses and just talk, but I guess they have a good time with each other. I do know that they have gone out to dinner, but, they just seem to enjoy each other's company.

I asked them if they ever planned to get married. They said they want to, but when people get married, they said, they feel like there's other things more important then your spouse at certain times: Kids, bills, supporting the kids. They want to have kids, but they don't want to be pre- occupied and forget about each other. A load of mushy crap if you ask me, but I'm married, and I still love Susan the same way I did a long time ago. But I'm sure they'll get married eventually. Obviously they've talked about it.

Speaking of Susan, I'm going to go ask her if Hermione has told her any dirt about their relationship, such as, have they done it?

Susan smacked me.

Well, sorry, so you, me, and the rest of England will never know the real dirt of Ron and Hermione's relationship. Oh well.

They survived something terrible. They helped to conquer Voldemort. They saved Hagrid. They saved other people by getting them off the boat. but what happened to the monster?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A/N that's it. But maybe there will be a sequel. It won't come out for a while though. Please, if it won't take too much of your time, I'd like your overall opinion of the story, and how I can improve my writing. Please, no flames, constructive criticism is welcome, though! Just don't be mean about it. I've read the fifth book, so if you want to say anything about the person who died (or anything else about the story, theories always interest me too), then feel free to, I always love hearing other people's opinions. I was mad about that. Like I said, I cried. But please, I'd really like to know how I can improve my writing, and if you thought this story was good. But no flames! Just nice, constructive criticism. thank you!!!

~ Chocolate Milk

PS I'd have you e-mail me, but I'm very cautious about viruses and stuff like that, that's why I'm not putting my e-mail address anywhere.