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A/N: Shenequa is a girl I know, Shenequa isn't her real name though, nor is Jelly mine.

Randomness W/ spray butter, me and Shenequa

Jelly: WELL! Now that we've got that covered, you all can have a seat

Draco: there's not enough chairs though.

Jelly: SILENCE!

Draco: (wimpy high-pitched voice) ooookkkk

Jelly: Now, I will explain why you are here..

Harry: FINALLY!

Hermione: YES!

Ginny: THANKYOU!

(All yell their bit)

Jelly: SILENCIO POR FLAVOR!

Luna Lovegood(from OOTP): where did you learn Spanish?

Shenequa: From our evil Spanish teacher

Harry: Evil?

Shenequa: Yeah, like Lord Voldewart

Voldemort: that's VoldeMORt or Voldie

Jelly: Ok.moving on, anyway, your all here because I want you here, good enough?

Fred: Yeah I guess

(All murmur annoyed agreement)

Jelly: good

Harry: What do you want us to do?

Jelly: Want?!? Me, Want? No, never.

Shenequa: Well, actually you have, like the time you WANTed the Spanish teacher to shutup.

Jelly: Yeah well, in that case, ALL SHALL BOW DOWN!!!

Shenequa: YES!!!

All except Jelly, Shenequa and Voldie: HAIL O JELLY AND SHENEQUA! WE ARE NOT WORTHY!

(Jelly sits there swishing finger as though conducting music)

Jelly: VOLDIE!

Voldie: WHAT?

Jelly: BOW DOWN!

Voldie: NO! Jelly: SHENEQUA!

Shenequa: YES MA'AM?

JELLY: Take Voldie in to the broom closet and teach Voldie how to BOW DOWN

Shenequa: Gladly

Jelly: Thank you

(Jelly types furiously, and everyone hears a scream form the closet, Voldie comes out as a poodle in a pinafore dress Jelly grins, all laugh)

Voldie: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!

Ginny: Translation- this is degrading, I'm not a poodle, and I'm not that hairy!

(All laugh)

Draco: CHANGE MY LORD BACK!

(Jelly types furiously and Draco turns into a small West Highland Terrier, Jelly proceeds typing and all the HP characters turn into small Yorkshire terriers (Hermione and Ginny w/ little pink bows, Jelly types again, and the goldfish colored commercial jingle starts playing, and the ceiling rains colored goldfish)

And all was well in the land of Jelly's computer.

THE END