Disclaimer: I own nothing. Am I allowed to stop writing these yet, because it's getting kinduh annoying...and I don't think I'm going to magically start owning Hamtaro and Yu-Gi-Oh anytime soon....

When we last left out mental patients -cough- I mean, heroes, Mai was hopping around with her finger bleeding from a little hamster bite, Howdy was on Yugi's shoulder, Tristan was trying to pry off Tea's shirt, and I was saying 'Dun dun DUN!'

Yugi: -looks at the hamster on his shoulder- Aw, look how cute!

Howdy: You're adorable too.

Yugi: -shreiks like a girl and flings Howdy across the room- Demented talking Ham-Hams!

Howdy: AHH! -falls into a Komodo Dragon's cage- Holy..... GUUUYS!

Komodo Dragon: -chomp-

Howdy: -from Komodo Dragon's stomach- Uh...guys? This wouldn't be a good time to mention I'm claustrophobic and desperately afraid of the dark, would it.

Hamtaro: Oh, shit, when the job application said "Little hamsters wanted for big adventures", I didn't think they'd be this damn big...

Penelope: Shit!!

Pashmina: Dude! Stop teaching my little sister cusswords! What the hell!

Penelope: HELL!

Pashmina: -sweatdrop-

Hamtaro: Ha-ha!

Dexter: According to my calculations, the cage walls are about six inches high and a quarter inch thick. So Boss, you can stop hitting the wall now.

Boss: Oh, okay. -stops hitting the wall-

Oxnard: Hey, food! -toddles over to little food bowl-

Cappy: I love my hat!

All: WE KNOW!

Yugi: -walks over to the hamster cage- Are they talking?

Mai: BANDAID! BANDAID!

Joey: -runs into store and up to Mai's side with a bandaid- Your bandaid, my love.

Mai: -blinks at him strangely-

Tristan: -runs in with Tea's shirt- WE HAVE THE SHIRT!

Joey: All right! Tea: -runs in without her shirt on- Bastard, give me that! -snatches shirt away-

Yugi, Joey & Tristan: -staring at Tea's chest-

Tea: Oh, grow up...

Sandy: -jumps up and down- Save us!

Tea: Is that hamster talking?

Sandy: DID YOU JUST NOTICE THAT?!

Pashmina: No need to get angry around the children!

Penelope: Yo, bish, who you be callin' a child, gurl, I ain't no child, I am a grown woman, uhuh.

All: -stare blankly at Penelope-

Penelope: I mean.....Ookwee!

Yugi: Did that one hamster curse out that other hamster?

Joey: Hey! -runs over to cage- They're the ham-hams!

Mai: The who?

Tristan: -whacks Mai in the head- The Ham-Hams!

Joey: Don't hit my woman! -whacks Tristan in the head, only to break his arm- GAH! DAMN YOU!

Yugi & Bijou: PEE-GEE THIR-TEEN YOU DIPSHITS!

Bijou: -looks at Yugi-

Yugi: -looks at Bijou- I want that one.

Tea: -hugs the cage- I want them all!

Penelope: DIPSHIT!