Disclaimer: I own nothing. Am I allowed to stop writing these yet, because
it's getting kinduh annoying...and I don't think I'm going to magically
start owning Hamtaro and Yu-Gi-Oh anytime soon....
When we last left out mental patients -cough- I mean, heroes, Mai was hopping around with her finger bleeding from a little hamster bite, Howdy was on Yugi's shoulder, Tristan was trying to pry off Tea's shirt, and I was saying 'Dun dun DUN!'
Yugi: -looks at the hamster on his shoulder- Aw, look how cute!
Howdy: You're adorable too.
Yugi: -shreiks like a girl and flings Howdy across the room- Demented talking Ham-Hams!
Howdy: AHH! -falls into a Komodo Dragon's cage- Holy..... GUUUYS!
Komodo Dragon: -chomp-
Howdy: -from Komodo Dragon's stomach- Uh...guys? This wouldn't be a good time to mention I'm claustrophobic and desperately afraid of the dark, would it.
Hamtaro: Oh, shit, when the job application said "Little hamsters wanted for big adventures", I didn't think they'd be this damn big...
Penelope: Shit!!
Pashmina: Dude! Stop teaching my little sister cusswords! What the hell!
Penelope: HELL!
Pashmina: -sweatdrop-
Hamtaro: Ha-ha!
Dexter: According to my calculations, the cage walls are about six inches high and a quarter inch thick. So Boss, you can stop hitting the wall now.
Boss: Oh, okay. -stops hitting the wall-
Oxnard: Hey, food! -toddles over to little food bowl-
Cappy: I love my hat!
All: WE KNOW!
Yugi: -walks over to the hamster cage- Are they talking?
Mai: BANDAID! BANDAID!
Joey: -runs into store and up to Mai's side with a bandaid- Your bandaid, my love.
Mai: -blinks at him strangely-
Tristan: -runs in with Tea's shirt- WE HAVE THE SHIRT!
Joey: All right! Tea: -runs in without her shirt on- Bastard, give me that! -snatches shirt away-
Yugi, Joey & Tristan: -staring at Tea's chest-
Tea: Oh, grow up...
Sandy: -jumps up and down- Save us!
Tea: Is that hamster talking?
Sandy: DID YOU JUST NOTICE THAT?!
Pashmina: No need to get angry around the children!
Penelope: Yo, bish, who you be callin' a child, gurl, I ain't no child, I am a grown woman, uhuh.
All: -stare blankly at Penelope-
Penelope: I mean.....Ookwee!
Yugi: Did that one hamster curse out that other hamster?
Joey: Hey! -runs over to cage- They're the ham-hams!
Mai: The who?
Tristan: -whacks Mai in the head- The Ham-Hams!
Joey: Don't hit my woman! -whacks Tristan in the head, only to break his arm- GAH! DAMN YOU!
Yugi & Bijou: PEE-GEE THIR-TEEN YOU DIPSHITS!
Bijou: -looks at Yugi-
Yugi: -looks at Bijou- I want that one.
Tea: -hugs the cage- I want them all!
Penelope: DIPSHIT!
When we last left out mental patients -cough- I mean, heroes, Mai was hopping around with her finger bleeding from a little hamster bite, Howdy was on Yugi's shoulder, Tristan was trying to pry off Tea's shirt, and I was saying 'Dun dun DUN!'
Yugi: -looks at the hamster on his shoulder- Aw, look how cute!
Howdy: You're adorable too.
Yugi: -shreiks like a girl and flings Howdy across the room- Demented talking Ham-Hams!
Howdy: AHH! -falls into a Komodo Dragon's cage- Holy..... GUUUYS!
Komodo Dragon: -chomp-
Howdy: -from Komodo Dragon's stomach- Uh...guys? This wouldn't be a good time to mention I'm claustrophobic and desperately afraid of the dark, would it.
Hamtaro: Oh, shit, when the job application said "Little hamsters wanted for big adventures", I didn't think they'd be this damn big...
Penelope: Shit!!
Pashmina: Dude! Stop teaching my little sister cusswords! What the hell!
Penelope: HELL!
Pashmina: -sweatdrop-
Hamtaro: Ha-ha!
Dexter: According to my calculations, the cage walls are about six inches high and a quarter inch thick. So Boss, you can stop hitting the wall now.
Boss: Oh, okay. -stops hitting the wall-
Oxnard: Hey, food! -toddles over to little food bowl-
Cappy: I love my hat!
All: WE KNOW!
Yugi: -walks over to the hamster cage- Are they talking?
Mai: BANDAID! BANDAID!
Joey: -runs into store and up to Mai's side with a bandaid- Your bandaid, my love.
Mai: -blinks at him strangely-
Tristan: -runs in with Tea's shirt- WE HAVE THE SHIRT!
Joey: All right! Tea: -runs in without her shirt on- Bastard, give me that! -snatches shirt away-
Yugi, Joey & Tristan: -staring at Tea's chest-
Tea: Oh, grow up...
Sandy: -jumps up and down- Save us!
Tea: Is that hamster talking?
Sandy: DID YOU JUST NOTICE THAT?!
Pashmina: No need to get angry around the children!
Penelope: Yo, bish, who you be callin' a child, gurl, I ain't no child, I am a grown woman, uhuh.
All: -stare blankly at Penelope-
Penelope: I mean.....Ookwee!
Yugi: Did that one hamster curse out that other hamster?
Joey: Hey! -runs over to cage- They're the ham-hams!
Mai: The who?
Tristan: -whacks Mai in the head- The Ham-Hams!
Joey: Don't hit my woman! -whacks Tristan in the head, only to break his arm- GAH! DAMN YOU!
Yugi & Bijou: PEE-GEE THIR-TEEN YOU DIPSHITS!
Bijou: -looks at Yugi-
Yugi: -looks at Bijou- I want that one.
Tea: -hugs the cage- I want them all!
Penelope: DIPSHIT!
