Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh, Hamtaro, and all are copyright 4-Kids Entertainment and their respective owners. I do not own anything but the plot. Now how's THAT for a fancy disclaimer!

A/N: Well good lord, didn't that take a long time... Anyhow, I've made a resolution to finish all the fictions I started. I'm thinking I'll go up to 10, maybe 15 with this one. This is my most popular story, so... Oh yeah, sorry to the people who think I'm being too vulgar. I didn't think I was, but whatever. Penelope is supposed to be vulgar here, it's her part in the story. So...sorry if you didn't like it, I'm afraid you'll just have to stop reading here. Thanks, and on with the show!

Narrator who we'll from now on call Bob: When we last left our-

Evil Hamster Hoarder Bob: I thought I'm Bob!

Narrator Bob: No, I'm Bob!

Evil Hamster Hoarder: There's only room for one Bob in this town...um...Story!

Narrator Bob: Then scram, kid!

Evil Hamster Hoarder Bob: Kid! I ain't no kid!

Kellie (Me): -storms in- Enough already! Narrator is Bob 1; Hamster Hoarder is Bob 2.

Narrator Bob: La-dee-da, I'm the first Bob!

Kellie: ENOUGH!

Bob 1 and Bob 2: .... -mutter- Yes ma'am.....

Bob 1: Ahem! When we last left our friends, Penelope was cussing, no surprise there, and Tea was going to buy all the hamsters! ....Pah, the idiot...

Mai: -pets her bandage- Go ahead, buy them all. The next one that bites me is going to be breakfast for my cat.

Boss: Well you cat can meet my shovel you-

Pashmina: DON'T SAY IT!

Boss: --Brat?

Pashmina: Ehehehe.....-scuttles into a corner-

Stan: OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED HOWDY!

Sandy: BASTARD!

Penelope: BASTARD!

Pashmina: GAH!

Penelope: Dipshit bastard OOKWEE!

Yugi: -cocks head at Ham-Hams- They're strange...

Joey: They're cute. -puts a donut in their cage-

All: DONUT! -all dive at donut-

Tristan: Look at them fight! Ouch, that can't be healthy....

Hamtaro: -thinking it's the donut, Hamtaro bites down on Sandy's back-

Sandy: Feisty....

Tea: -blinks at them all- Interesting...

Hamtaro: Uh...uh....PG-13! -runs to a corner and starts cleaning himself- I...feel...so...dirty!

Christina Aguilera: Did someone say Dirrty?

Tea and Mai: NO! -shoves Christina away-

Bob 1: DUN DUN DUN!