Metal Gear Solid 2: SOL TWISTED
Chapter 2: Pot Can't Save You Now!
By: Arashi (new pen name!)
There won't be any pairings in this story, it's a humor for God- sakes!
Disclaimer: What I own: Nothing.
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Z, z, z, z… Little Z's floated above Snake's head, showing that he was in a deep sleep. Suddenly, one popped away… he must be getting awake-er. "Mmmm… oh yeah…," Snake mumbled incomprehensive words in his sleep, oblivious to where he was since when he was taken there he was high. "Ooh, whazzat?" Raiden poked the Z's and they started to fall. Only one was left and Snake started moving around.
Snake woke up and looked around. "Oh frik, we've been taken hostage." "Weee this is fun!" Raiden said, not knowing what exactly had happened. Snake hung his head. Why do all the rookies get paired with him? Oh well, better have some fun. "Hey Jack Off, stand up and see what's happening." "Okay!" Raiden stood up and looked around. "No one is in here except for some other worker looking people and us." Snake thought about his briefing with Otacon and recalled the part about the electric floor outside of the door. "Hey, go outside and see if anyone is there. Wear this disguise since I already have one." Snake handed Raiden the B.D.U. and an AK-74u and let him go outside. "3…2…1… now." Immediately, he heard Raiden screaming at the top of his lungs.
He stumbled back to the room, slightly charred. "Tttthhee f-f-f-looor wa-a-a-sss elec-electriffied." After saying this he fell to the ground. Snake stifled his laughter at the idiot. He would have a lot of fun on this mission. "Get up stupid. We have to leave and find the bomb dude and kill his lard ass." Raiden looked confused. "Fatman? But we should have done that already. The book sai-" "I DON'T CARE! LETS GET GOING!" Raiden let out a squeak and followed Snake into the hall after he decharged it.
"Okay, now let's go to the Strut C pantry and find Stillman," Raiden said. Snake stared at him, surprised at a statement that didn't sound like a 2 year olds. "What," Raiden said, "that's what the thingy said!" (Okay, I don't feel like seeing which strut bridge this is so I will say when you walk out you are on BC connecting bridge and it is the one with claymores) Snake put on his mine detector and it immediately picked up 5 claymores. He smiled deviously and gave Raiden instructions. "Okay, go left…" BOOM! "Owies. My bad. Anyway, take a turn to you right and head that way 3 steps." BOOM! And this continued until Raiden had successfully 'unequipped' all five mines.
Snake shot out the security camera and they head inside. Raiden did his cartweel thingy into the patrolling guard and they headed into the pantry. When they were in there-
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Cliffhanger! I don't feel like typing anymore.
C. Moogle: I want a cupcake ;_;
