RyuAshi: New pen name. Again.

Censor Moogle: I don't think anyone reads this thing…

RyuAshi: Oh well. I can write it for my own amusement.

C. Moogle: I hate you.

RyuAshi: I could easily delete you from this.

C. Moogle: I LOVE YOU RYU!!!!
RyuAshi: I thought so.

C. Moogle: RyuAshi owns nothing mentioned here except for her weird ex-lax gun.

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MGS: SOL TWISTED

Chapter 3: Snake is one of many names

By: RyuAshi

Pairings: Olga and a can of coolant spray

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Snake led the way, M9 ready to shoot anything suspicious. Raiden walked behind, looking around stupidly. "Can't we just go get dad and get it over with?" Snake stopped and turned around, raising an eyebrow. "Dad?" he questioned. Raiden shrugged. "Well, Solidus did adopt me after all…" Snake hit his forehead. "You idiot, you aren't supposed to know that yet." He blinked. "Oops… well let's go find Stillman." Snake turned back around and led the way into the pantry.

"And we can get married and have a new kid since the rotten patriots have my old one and it'll be great!" Olga sat in the room, hugging one of the cans of coolant. Raiden and Snake walked over to her, confused. "Where's Stillman?" Snake inquired. Olga shrugged. "He ran off screaming something about a ninja…" Raiden blinked, noticing Olga still had most of the ninja outfit on. He fainted.

Snake looked at Raiden and sighed. "Great… just great…" He looked back to Olga. "Go away. And give me the coolant." He held his hand out, but Olga hugged the coolant to herself. "Mine!" she said, growling. Snake frowned and shot her in the neck with his M9. He picked up the coolant from her limp hands. "Mine now, you plot giver-away…-er…" He watched the small yellow dots go away and Raiden sat up. So Snake kicked him in the head again, making him go unconscious. Again.

%%Later…%%

Raiden groaned and sat up. He looked around; he was still in the pantry. He sighed and looked down. "OH MY GOD!" There was a puddle around him, and a wet spot between his legs. "I don't remember this!?!?!" He panicked. Snake appeared around the corner, laughing hysterically. "I love coolant spray!" he said, tossing Raiden the can. Raiden glared at him. "That was mean." "But it was funny. I went and disarmed the bombs." Raiden looked at him funny. "How? I thought we had to make Shell 2 get all messed up and stuff?" Snake scratched the back of his head. "Errr… Shut up!" Once again, Raiden's face met Snake's boot.

%%Later… again…%%

Raiden groaned- again, and sat up- again. He looked down, and everything was dry. "Thank God…" He stood up and grabbed the extra can of coolant, and headed out the door. He sat on the planter and tossed it up and down, waiting for Snake to return from wherever he was. He pulled out a -book- and flipped through the pages boredly.

"Having fun?" Raiden looked up to see Snake. A charred, slightly sizzled snake. "Where have you been?" he asked his now black comrade. "I fixed up everything. So now we can go find Emma and stuff the right way!" Raiden stood up and began heading for the door. "Where are you going?" Snake inquired. "To take pictures of the weird monster thing," he replied simply.

Snake followed him out and looked around. "So where is it?" Raiden shrugged. "I guess we could just wait. Oh hold on, I got a codec call."

-BEEP! Press Select to accept.-

+Codec Mode+

Arashi: Raiden, what are you doing?

Raiden: Looking for the weird monster thing that haunts the Big Shell.

Arashi: *Yelling* YOU IDIOT!

Raiden: *Is scared* What?

Arashi: This is a parody of Sons Of Liberty! Not Substance!

Raiden: … Oops…

Arashi: Now go find Emma!

Raiden: WAIT! How are you in this? You're the authoress, you can't be in the game!

Arashi: …

+Codec Mode+

-End transmission-

"That was weird…" Raiden said, scratching his wig. "What was weird?" Snake questioned curiously. "That was the authoress… and did you know we are in two different games?" Snake nodded. "Yeah, everyone knows that! I'm in about 6 I think…" Raiden frowned. "How many am I in?" he whined. Snake looked thoughtful for a moment. "Two." Raiden grumbled. "Always putting down the hair growth impared…"

Snake suddenly vanished. Raiden whirled around, and searched the air, water, railing, everywhere. "Where'd he go?" Then he got another codec call.

-BEEP! Press Select to accept.-

+Codec Mode+

            Snake: Raiden?

            Raiden: Where did you go?!

            Snake: It's time to do this for real.

            Raiden: I don't get it.

            Snake: *growls* Why are you so freaking STUPID?

            Raiden: Uh… wait I know this one…

            Snake: It's time to play out this story like the game.

            Raiden: But I thought we didn't know how it ended?!

            Arashi: *Appears behind Snake* I beat the game!

            Raiden: Yay! Wait, where are you Snake?

            Snake: … No where.

            Raiden: That's not fair!

            Arashi: …

+Codec Mode+

-End transmission-

            Raiden stood up and began his way to Shell 2. "I hate Snake/ Pliskin/ Dave/ Legend/ Whatever…"

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RyuAshi: Please, if you read this, then review it.

C. Moogle: You are pitiful.

RyuAshi: At least I'm real.

C. Moogle: You always have to bring that up don't you?