RyuAshi: Mmm… *Eats ramen*

Censor Moogle: Hey, I want some!

RyuAshi: NO! *Hugs noodle bowl*

C. Moogle: *Growls* Give meh some!

RyuAshi: *Blinks* I didn't know moogles could growl…

C. Moogle: *Jumps at RyuAshi* MINE!!!!

RyuAshi: … *Sidesteps*

C. Moogle: *Slams into wall* Ow…

RyuAshi: *Takes another bite* I dun own any of this, and I don't claim to. So nyah XP

MGS: SOL TWISTED

Chapter 4: Follow The Voice! Even if IS Probably Going to Lead to to Your Demise…

By: RyuAshi

Pairings: Once again, there are none. Unless you count the… wait, no, there STILL aren't any.

            Raiden wandered along the AF connecting bridge aimlessly. "You're going the wrong way." He stopped and looked around, but couldn't find the source of the voice. "'You're heading to the video camera and engine thingy room." He frowned. "Show yourself." "You really ARE stupid." "I am not stupid!" Raiden whined. "Yes you are! Now hush!" The voice said forcefully. He whimpered and curled into a little ball on the ground. "I'm not going crazy, I'm not going crazy…"

**About an hour later**

"And then, I found Snake and he was supposed to call himself Pliskin but he didn't and-""SHUT UP!" The voice sounded very agitated, and you would too if you had to listen to Raiden's ramblings for about an hour. "I have had enough of this. You're still wearing your BDU, so put on your cap and get out your AK-74u." Raiden blinked. "But, you are a disembodied voice, how do you know where I am and what I" "JUST DO IT!"          

Raiden whimpered and jumped to his feet, pulling on the black cap and getting out his gun. "Okay okay okay!" "There. Now go sneak up behind a guard strut A," the voice directed calmly. "But I don't wanna," came Raiden's whine. The voice growled. "Okay, I'm going," Raiden said quickly before taking off towards the door to strut A.

**Elsewhere**

"Nothing to report..." A guard mumbled, walking past his fellow comrade type person thing whatever that was on duty. They were outside strut… er… L I believe. ((A/n: It's really sad when the authoress can't remember what something in the game is called when she is making a parody of it, ne?)) Anyway, he stopped to lean out of one of the windows, staring down at the water. His friend noticed and smirked.

"Oi, Kit, what are you doing?" he called. The sight-seeing soldier turned back to the other guy. "Just looking Nero, and don't call me that. It's Akito, Kit is a girl's name." The one addressed as Nero laughed. "No it isn't, it's unisex." Akito looked back out the window. "Whatever…" Nero sneaked up behind him and suddenly touched his shoulders. "Boo!" "A-AH!" Akito screamed and fell out of the window, landing with a splash in the water below. "Oops…" Nero blinked. "I didn't do it," he muttered before going back to sentry duty.

**Back to our Genius Wig Boy**

Raiden rested his back against the wall and shot one of the two gards with his M9. "Now what?" he muttered. "Go sneak up behind the other one." Raiden did what he was told, and quickly muttered, "Now what?" "Stick your gun up his butt." "The hell?" Raiden was taken aback. "That won't help me!" "Yes it will." "No it" "Yes." He sighed and stuck the AK-74u up the guard's butt.

"WOAH!" The guy must have jumped 10 feet. He whirled around with gun drawn, then lowered it. Raiden still wore his uniform. "What was that for?" Then the guard noticed the uniform wasn't the normal kind. "Hey why are you here?" "What?" Raiden asked, puzzlement in his voice. The guard raised his gun again and Raiden dashed out. Soon, his radar blinked off and he was being chased. "Alert mode, good job!" the voice said amusedly.

Raiden jumped over a rail and hung on the edge, pulling himself up after the guards all passed. "That was mean!" The voice laughed. "I know! Aren't I the best?" Raiden poked his forhead. "Get out of my head." "I'm not in your head." "Get out of my mind." "I'm not in your mind." "GAH!" Raiden slammed his head against the railing, and fell to the ground, unconscious.

**Later. Wow, these 'later' thingies are getting common**

"You okay? Wake up. Come on, get up. GET UP!"

"Un… nuu…"

SLAM!

"AH!" Raiden's head jerked up, eyes shooting open. A guard stood beside him, staring at him with arms crossed. Raiden groaned and leaned against the wall, then looked around. On one wall there was no windows, just solid. But on the one across from him, there was a row of windows. "Where am I?" The guard laughed. "You must have hid your head really hard. It's time for sentry duty for you." Raiden mentally smacked himself. "Of course, the uniform," he thought.

"… and so they brought you here, and now that Kit is gone, you get his job." He blinked, realizing the other guy was talking to him. "Okay. Who are you, anyway?" "Nero," he said, reaching out his hand to Raiden. "You don't sound Russian," Raiden commented. "Neither do you," Nero countered. "What's your name, anyway?" "Ja-, I mean Rai-, I mean… Er… Bret." Nero raised an eyebrow… even though you can't see it… "Riight… well, just keep an eye out for stragglers," he said, getting his gun back out.

Raiden followed suit and nodded. "Nice one 'Bret'. Maybe you and your new friend can go to the mall sometime." He silently cursed the Voice, and began pacing the hall.

RyuAshi: That was short.

C. Moogle: I know it was.

RyuAshi: I ate all my ramen, too.

C. Moogle: ;_;

RyuAshi: Be sure to review! Reviews are like money.

C. Moogle: And money buys ramen noodles!

RyuAshi: *Sigh* Baka Moogle …