A/N: Hoo Hoo! Holiday Story is here! Whaha! This could go into a couple of chapters. I will play around with the idea. Whaha! More insanity direct from my humble abode!!! *There are some holiday jokes inspired by stupid people from my school, I don't mean to offend anybody, so don't flame me!!!* **************************************************************************** ** "Guess what time of year it is!?!" Teresa asked her friends.

"Christmas time?" Lizzie asked.

"Exactly. Don't you like my nails? I wanted to." Teresa showed off her red and green nails.

A kid, who happened to be ease dropping, walked up to Teresa and smiled. "Hey T! I didn't know you celebrated Kwanza. Happy Kwanza."

"They are supposed to be for Christmas you Pinhead!!!" Teresa yelled at him as he walked away. She quickly turned on her laughing friends. "It's not funny!"

"Happy Passover too man!" Another guy called out to Teresa.

"Kwanza is NOT a JEWSIH holiday you butthead!!!" Gordo tried to tackle that guy, but Teresa and Lizzie held him back.

"Told you it wasn't funny." Teresa said.

"Okay, we get it. What were you gonna say before?" Gordo asked, trying to calm down.

"Oh yes, I wanted to know if you guys wanted to have a Secret Santa gift exchange, and a Cookie Exchange."

"That's a cool idea. I'm in!" Miranda smiled.

"Yes, it sounds like a good idea. I'll do it too." Lizzie looked at Gordo, who was still fuming.

"I guess I'll join the bandwagon too!" Gordo said.

"Great! Ethan's also doing it too, and I figured you guys would say yes, so I already put the names in the hat." Teresa pulled out a tophat from her bag.

"Where'd you get that from?" Lizzie asked, perplexed.

"I have my ways. Anyway, you guys just pick a name from the hat, and buy a gift up to $20 dollars for them. We'll give them out at my cookie exchange!"

"Sounds neat." Gordo and the other pulled out their names just as the bell rang.

"I'll tell you more about it later! Bye!" Teresa raced off to her class.

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A/N: I have a strong feeling of flames. Oh well, they will keep me warm this winter. Hehe. Here's a list of who got who for future references and for my own sanity. The first name is the person, the second is the person they got.

Teresa-Gordo

Gordo-Teresa

Lizzie-Ethan

Miranda-Lizzie

Ethan-Miranda

Whaha! Craziness will ensue!!