A/N: Well seeing that no 1 has REVIEWED I guess you guys hate the story but oh well I'M CONTINUEING WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! Ok well any ways unfortunately and sadly Angie got her hands on the story and has decided that Boromir will no longer be dead and Mellie has decided that Haldir will no longer die so as always THE SHOW or story MUST GO ON
Chapter 3
"You think so Sammy" Lysha said getting a bit perturbed "hey Mellie you have ketchup on your skirt, wait, when did you change into a dress?"
"I HAVE KETCHUP ON MY WHAT!" Mellie yelled being she never wears dresses and she hates ketchup.
"Cool it Mellie you will survive, trust me" I said with a slight bit of sarcasm in my voice
"Rachel why do you keep snapping at people Mellie didn't do anything to you" Mads said for no obvious reason
"See there you go again Mads defending every single person who I disagree with. Why didn't you yell at Lysha she was disagreeing with Sammy, well fine I'm leaving." and at that I rushed out the door with Nick behind me yelling, "Rachie dear come back they didn't mean it, RACHIE POO!" I kept running and was thinking ' just keep running and he will go away. Oh God they better have pickle juice here' over and over again until…
"Oomph" I ran into a tall figure well actually it was as tall as me or should I say he was as tall as me. " You, you, you your Le, Le, Legolas Gr, Greenleaf" I stuttered. "AHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed and then nearly tripped over a man or boy it was hard to tell, "Fro, Frodo Bagins" I stuttered and then fainted. (A/N: I'm not trying to say I'm wimp but wouldn't you faint after seeing a fictional character)
"Look what you did you, BLONDIE!" Nick screamed in my defense causing Legolas to look even further more confused.
"Mr. Frodo, Mr. Frodo are you alright did that big scary girl hurt you, and Mr. Frodo look what that big thing did it landed on Bill how could anything be so cruel as to kill a pony" Sam said in his ever so protective way.
"Awwwww that's so sweet" Sammy cooed while making one of those weird faces that people make when they like some one you know, "all protective and stuff of Frodo"
"Does any one care that Rachie has fainted" Nick said in between hyperventilating "I mean she could DIE!"
"Calm down Nick she will survive" Mellie said a little annoyed.
"Kings Foil, Kings Foil will help" Aragorn proclaimed forgetting the fact that a big house like thing just landed on the Fellowships camp.
"Eh, what's Kings Foil" Mads asked extremely confused
"Kings Foil Madelyn, it's that Athalas stuff," Mellie said with confidence "remember it's a weed"
"Oh yeah, right" Mads admitted a little embarrassed "I just haven't seen the movie as many times as you"
"Hello we still haven't woken sleeping beauty up yet," Nick said in a non-sarcastic way.
"Yeah Nick? Well if you know the fairy tale so well why don't you wake her up prince charming," Angie said being VERRY sarcastic.
"O.k.!" Nick said excitedly and was about to wake me up when Jen Jen interrupted (A/N: yeah, good Jen Jen great timing seriously)
"That's enough Nick, Rachel can just wake up on her own without any help from a kiss or Athalas do I make myself clear" Jen Jen said making sure no one disagreed with her.
"Hey where'd Katy disappear off to" Angie questioned us. (A/N: by the way now every one accept the few people who left the house before the house got taken to Middle Earth has ventured outside)
"Remember, Katy, Lukie, and Stacy boy left the house before we um got taken here" Jerm said with discomfort.
"Pickle juice" I moaned, finally waking up. "AHHHHHHH! Why in the world are you holding me Nick."
"Oops sorry honey" Nick said while setting me down on the ground but that didn't last long cause once I set eyes on Legolas again I fell back into his arms.
"Oh great well she fainted again" Nick said with a little bit of joy and a little bit of sorrow in his voice.
"Um a little help over here" Gimili said while trying to get his beard out from under the house "I seem to be a little stuck"
"Gimli I'm afraid that we might need to cut the beard" Jen Jen said affectionately.
"NO, the beard is the pride and joy of a Dwarf. Cut off my beard and you hurt my pride!" Gimli yelled while starting to pull even harder so that he could get his beard unstuck.
"We won't cut all of it off ok I promise we wont" Jen Jen reassured him. Gimli refused for 5 hours straight until Aragorn got impatient and just chopped it off.
A/N: well there's chapter 3 I hope you enjoyed it and by the way Legolas stays single through this whole plot so don't go thinkin that he's going to go and get married and Aragorn stays single also (duh he has to marry Arwen there can't be any love affairs from some kids from another world)
